BOLLOCKS

[guypjfreak]

than any Alan or some other shite that gets shouted imo.

for those that are glasto virgins on wed/thur and especially fri nights you will hear some thing imo that is magical to glasto from far far away on the other side of the festival yourll hear a faint buzz which like a wave sweeps around the site till it is coming at you and it BOLLOCKS

BOLLOCKS ...........................AND OFF IT GOES AROUND THE SITE its amazing and only [ as far as i know ] happens like this at glasto .

my point being in the last few years some strange pc people have been shouting ALAN ...i mean wtf it was BOLLOCKS and should stay BOLLOCKS .....

so BOLLOCKS it is them ...great glad thats sorted then ...G

[mattgimmeshelter]

Had a few drinks tonight?

[stuartbert two hats]

I think it used to get shouted at Phoenix, many moons ago.

[A13]

U WOT M8?

[Yesiamaduck]

DANNNN! DANNNNNNNNN! DANNNNNN!

[The 38 year old virgin]

Heard it first at reading 94 and at most subsequent festivals

[Titters2]

Bogies.

[dentalplan]

[Yesiamaduck]

Balls

Edited May 29, 2014 by Yesiamaduck

[frostypaw]

I really miss the shouts of bollocks - you used to hear it ricochet around the site, growing from a distant roar to a deafening shout and past you into the distance like an audio Mexican wave of excitement and enthusiasm

Doesn't seem to happen anymore. Pretty sure someone got up and shouted shut up last time I heard some folk try and start one

[LordHam]

I'm well up for some bollocks this year.

BOLLOCKS

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

The first time I remember hearing it (bollocks) was at Glastonbury in the 90's sometime. However, I remember it being a Sunday night. I did marvel as this wave of people shouting the word swept across the camping area. I put it down to people displaying their displeasure that the festival was ending.

[mr gumby]

Guy, I've never met you, but i love you dude! Your garbled rants are outstanding!

[fraz]

Alan shouting relates to the bbc advert for "Where the wild things are" I think.

[A13]

Really fancy some bollocks this year...

[jeffie]

It was "Bollocks" in 97!

[hjglasto]

I have no idea what I've just read.

[jeffie]

I have no idea what I've just read.

[guypjfreak]

Guy, I've never met you, but i love you dude! Your garbled rants are outstanding!

[Sawdusty surfer]

Guy, I've never met you, but i love you dude! Your garbled rants are outstanding!

[Sofa]

BOLLOCK BUMP

[jeffie]

Need more Bollocks

[Mr.Tease]

I wonder who the first person was to shout it at glastonbury- did the response take them by surprise? Had they planned it their whole life or was it an accident?

It's a shame it doesn't seem to take off anymore!

[jeffie]

I'll give it a go this year. Anyone in Dairy or surroundings who hears it, take it up and pass it on!

[Sofa]

On my travels I met an old Traveller called Arthur ,he was part of a group of people known as The Medieval Brigans ( bad spelling ? ) ,there was a festival back in 70s on the grounds of Windsor in The Queens back garden basically and the Old Bill came on site to try and stop it ,when asking for names everyone just said they were called " Wally " and begun shouting it all over the site and I think this tradition just carried on and morphed into Alan or bollocks or whatever.