Kanye West

[eFestivals]

So Neil not commenting on this either means it's not worth commenting on as it's another load of bollocks from a wind up merchant who's only posted twice

or

he knows it's true and is not allowed to say so is keeping out of it

or

he hasn't read this thread yet.

It was "C".

But, just to throw the proverbial cat....

If the OP is on the level, then Kanye will not have been booked as definitely headlining ... which blows up in the face of those who say he'd not take lower than headline.

All knowledge of who might be before (when he was on the cards) Prince has so far eluded me, so it could be Kanye. But he'd have to have been booked as lower than headline.

[tommyds]

Ha- good grief this is one of the most unintentionally amusing things I've ever seen!:

I'm assuming he's done better stuff than the rubbish above? What do people recommend?

That's probably my least favourite song on the album, god knows why it's a single

[eFestivals]

He's headlining Bravalla in Sweden on the Saturday so if it's 'confirmed' he's not headlining.

Nice work.

[LVMH]

Will not be headlining on the Saturday.

I have no reason to lie to you guys but you will find out soon enough.

Edited March 5, 2014 by LVMH

[ThomThomDrum]

He's headlining sunday not saturday

Not according to their website

http://www.bravallafestival.se/sv/artister/

[stocky3000]

Will not be headlining on the Saturday, much like Jay-Z.

I have no reason to lie to you guys but you will find out soon enough.

On what source?

[cdm22]

On what source?

He's definitely on something!

[GlastoSimon]

Not according to their website

http://www.bravallafestival.se/sv/artister/

Mwahahahaha!

[GeoHall]

TBF He has no reason to lie, perhaps there's been a move around? Or he's just trolling

[PaulieV]

Please God don't let this be true. Never has a bigger bellend ever walking this planet. He is without doubt the least suited performer for Glasto I can think of and his music is awful.

Still, this is damn funny

http://www.hulu.com/watch/575531

As is this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0bT60BLYKM

Edited March 5, 2014 by PaulieV

[LVMH]

@Geohall nothing's been moved around he is booked for Sweden on the 28th.

[eFestivals]

Will not be headlining on the Saturday.

so what night is he headlining then?

It's not Friday, that's Arcade Fire.

It's not Sunday, that's Kasabian.

[GlastoSimon]

@Geohall nothing's been moved around he is booked for Sweden on the 28th.

Any idea where he would be playing then, seeing as the sub-headliners seem to be fairly obvious for both Friday and Sunday on the Pyramid, as do the Other Stage headliners. Let's not even discuss the headliners.

I know you have no reason to lie, but I'm a little sceptical because these are your first posts on here!

Edited March 5, 2014 by GlastoSimon

[Frankly Mr Shankly]

@Geohall nothing's been moved around he is booked for Sweden on the 28th.

28th of June 2014 is a Saturday...

Saturday is the only day he could play, therefore you lie.

Edited March 5, 2014 by Frankly Mr Shankly

[LVMH]

It's not Sunday, that's Kasabian.

[eFestivals]

I know you have no reason to lie, but I'm a little sceptical because these are your first posts on here!

I'm also a little sceptical why someone west of the pond might know Glasto's announcement schedule, but that's not impossible I guess.

[tommyds]

Sunday Other Stage please

[eFestivals]

I'll do you a fiver's chariteee bet that my info is better than yours?

[stocky3000]

Sunday Other Stage please

I dont think his MASSIVE ego would let him do anything but headline

[LVMH]

I'll do you a fiver's chariteee bet that my info is better than yours?

I will take you up on that sir.

There's nothing left for me to say here because I won't be revealing anything else! Again I don't expect any of you to believe me till the lineup comes out but I thought I might give ya'll the heads up!

[FloorFiller]

i want Kanye West to be the Sunday headliner… but i also want to win £120 on my Kasabian bet, so i'm at a crossroads on this one

[dentalplan]

Did anyone catch the odds on Kanye on Will Hill?

[zico martin]

Kasabian can't be headlining the Saturday Shirley?

[CrispyRed]

Just before you go what does LVMH stand for?

[GlastoSimon]

I dont think his MASSIVE ego would let him do anything but headline

Mind you, Glastonbury HQ could probably just write a little 'M' in front of Other Stage on his contract and it'd fool him.

I think we've got just as much chance of Kanye being confirmed to headline the Friday night as we do the Sunday night based on Neil's confidence and previous record.

I'm also a little sceptical why someone west of the pond might know Glasto's announcement schedule, but that's not impossible I guess.

Maybe Eavis accidentally sent the fax to Kanye instead of Prince?