Lineup 2015

[TenInchToenaiIs]

Couchy is on a mad one today

Are we allowed to call him Couchy or is that too close to his real name?

[DUNCANM99]

Couchy is on a mad one today

Are we allowed to call him Couchy or is that too close to his real name?

They call him A$AP couchy in the trap

[justanothername]

THATS A FIRST!

I'm now officially not the sassiest person on here

[Andre91]

Couchy is on a mad one today

Are we allowed to call him Couchy or is that too close to his real name?

The Poster Formerly Known As Couchy?

[Andre91]

I'm now officially not the sassiest person on here

You're now justanothersassyposter. Edited February 24, 2015 by Andre91

[Mouseboy11]

More like Grouchy, ayyyy lmao.

[Gucci Piggy]

No day on eFests has ever started this horrifically. There's only one way this is going to go.

[TenInchToenaiIs]

No day on eFests has ever started this amazingly. There's only one way this can continue.

[Hawky]

I don't even know what's happening. Someone tell me y Groucho has the hump

[strummer77]

That's fucking weird.

I am reporting you to RNP, so expect a call as I mentioned in our DM.

Royal Navy Police?

[Tobieski]

Good lord above

[TenInchToenaiIs]

imagine literally reporting someone to the police because they posted your name on a forum then deleted it when you asked them too

#CouchyGate is almost as bad as #RacismGate

[Yellow_Fellow]

I hope we get this for based Couchy out there

[Hawky]

"Dear Jesus/ Allah/ Thor and God.

I promise I will believe in all of you if leak the announcement before 1am, and spare efests of all the poop

Thanks

A_Hawky"

[Gucci Piggy]

Hey Couchy, just googled it and it's completely acceptable to post someone's full name on a messageboard, including saying whatever you like about them.

Edit: Convinced it's a big zinger though. No one can react like this to what happened.

Edited February 24, 2015 by Will-2609

[justanothername]

You're now justanothersassyposter.

The one thing I was good at

No day on eFests has ever started this horrifically. There's only one way this is going to go.

#banter

imagine literally reporting someone to the police because they posted your name on a forum then deleted it when you asked them too

#CouchyGate is almost as bad as #RacismGate

I think will also need #freeWill-2609 soon

[Spud001]

Fucking bants

[Hawky]

Ah, so Señor Grouch has had his name posted on here?... Damn, identity theives lurk in the depths of forums. There's probably some Mexican being Smuggled into America with Couchy's name on his passport already. Or even worse! Someone might have searched him on some social media platform ...

*Eastenders Theme Tune*

Edited February 24, 2015 by A_Hawky

[Andre91]

A$AP Grouch killed Lucy Beale. That little sh*t Bobby is covering for him.

[Hawky]

Zane: And sub headlining reading and Leeds this year, on Metallica day, is... *schism*

[Spud001]

Technically I can takeover the mantle of A$AP Couchy

[justanothername]

Technically I can takeover the mantle of A$AP Couchy

How do I pull a girl at a festival?

[Hawky]

A$AP MOB FT A$ap Couch vs BB'Will'K

[Spud001]

How do I pull a girl at a festival?

With your hands

Next question

[tyranicide]

Nah don't you ask her where her boyfriend is?