The virtual campfire is here

[mandolin]

Yes please. Those potato tent pegs were 'orrible.

[Krazypinkminx]

It was that friggin' absinthe! Anyway, up and about now. Just need to find the secret jaffa cake stash and all will be right with the world. I'll get some wood in shall I?

I have Jaffa cakes in my hand!

[mandolin]

So that's where I left them. Always in the last place you look!

[rex]

If them Jaffas aren't too melted, I'd love one please!

[ukdaasfan]

Budge up. Been sitting around waiting for you to light up the fire. Was starting to get cold.

[jeffie]

Blimey, I thought you'd all turned in.

[rex]

Did someone mention Absinthe?

[justperfect]

Can someone do me a brandy and coke/aftersun chaser please, im burnt to f**k........thanks man

[the greenhill massive]

The fires nearly gone out

[guypjfreak]

i thought it had lol

[grumpyhack]

Time to re-light it. Where did I put my Zippo?

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

The fires nearly gone out

Nicely resurrected. And to do so at Easter is genius.

[the greenhill massive]

It was getting a bit chilly

[Yesiamaduck]

*stumbles into sight and peers a fire out of the corner of his eyes*

AYE UP lads any of yer got any Ketamine?

[jeffie]

Kick back, roll a j, and relax.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Why, what a mighty conflagration you've got. It's small wonder why your eyes are watering.

Edited April 20, 2014 by Yoghurt on a Stick

[Woffy]

Kick back, roll a j, and relax.

I wish...work won't let me...

[Yesiamaduck]

*the stranger, asking for ketamine upon arrival, has now collapsed on the hosts nap and has proceeded to snore and have night terrors*

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

The host smiles to himself and realises that the lunatics have broken out of the asylum.

[grumpyhack]

Well someone did suggest Farage coming along to speak but no swivel eyes here at the moment. Just as well as I've brought some nice French bread and some Belgian chocolate. Anyone for a Stella?

[mr gumby]

I reckon it's time for some real food instead of just biscuits. I'll cook up a nice moroccan lamb tagine if anyone fancies it. That kind of foreign grub should keep ukip away. Maybe a drop of French red too, to make sure.

[Woffy]

How about a Nigel 'Farrige' Guy Fawkes?

[rischbrit]

Just finished work on a bank holiday wrong I know..... Think I'll sit round fire now with a tin and enjoy what's left of the sunshine

[Mr Splodge]

Wanders in, sits down and cracks a nice cold one aaaaaannnnnnnnnndddddddd relax.

[oneeye]

Room for a small one? I've got some foil wrapped spuds here for baking, plus a couple of boxes of (cheap) Italian red, just in time to watch another glorious sunset.

That guy is burning nicely