Jessie J

[bamber]

[bamber]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzoyDILKlhY&feature=related

[eFestivals]

In all my days I've never seen such shit being so stupidly popular.

That's the power of marketing at fools.

[amfy]

My favourite bit was when she sang "It's not about the money" in a convertible Rolls Royce.

Mine was when she sang "It's not about the bling b bling" whilst all the athletes flashed their massive gold medals!

[chriseede]

In all my days, I've never seen such a meteoric rise. All power.

Are you hired by her in some way?

[Spindles]

Today I have read this thread. All of it.

I decided that the best way to stay objective was not to actually listen to any Jessie J music at all, just to base my final decision on the words of the people whose opinion's I have come to respect in several years of reading what they have to say about music.

Bamber, I have to ask the question. Are you being paid to post this? I came to no other conclusion because after 21 pages I still don't care about Jessie J.

[MEGABOWL]

In all my days I've never seen such shit being so stupidly popular.

That's the power of marketing at fools.

Is Bamber doing the marketing??!!

I know it's all subjective and opinions and that....however, my take is she's a vacous, moronic, talentless cypher with a cataclysmically bad voice. She's so mind-blowingly shit that I've been forced to re-evaluate what I previously regarded as shit so putting her in the category marked 'shit' was meaningful. If she is regarded as having a good voice I'm going to stop listening to all music that follows as it's the only way to make sure I don't hear any other 'good' voices

Edited August 21, 2012 by MEGABOWL

[The Nal]

Shes not the worst at all. Theres always been bland pop acts in music appealing to children.

My suggestion would be to ignore her (easy to do) and spend the time searching out good new music or good old music you don't know about.

Like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE

Edited August 21, 2012 by The Nal

[BlackHole2006]

Jessie J's performance with that guy from Queen (I always forget his name, sorry) was bland as shite.

[Spindles]

Brian May. The grand poodle of rock.

[bamber]

Brian May. The grand poodle of rock.

He can't be a Poodle, he is either a Badger or a Fox.

[MEGABOWL]

a bad voice would be one that can't sing in tune...she does sing in tune

That's your take on it. It's worse than nails down a blackboard to me.

[bamber]

Shes not the worst at all. Theres always been bland pop acts in music appealing to children.

My suggestion would be to ignore her (easy to do) and spend the time searching out good new music or good old music you don't know about.

Like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE

This has been in my head all week. I like it, yet that liking disappoints.

[bamber]

There will be two camps here, those who "get" this. and those who do not.

[bamber]

And .... I want to marry Jessie's keyboard player, that's an aside, This....

[bamber]

This thread has more than 18,000 views now. Jessie is a phenomenon.

[eFestivals]

Jessie is a phenomenon.

One that it's hard to understand 'why'.

[Spindles]

Spontaneous human combustion is a phenomenon, not necessarily one I'd want to experience either.

[bamber]

19.000 now whatever you think you think, a lot of you click.

[eFestivals]

19.000 now whatever you think you think, a lot of you click.

you're forgetting the 'reads' by spambots.

And you're ignoring that many of us are reading for comedy value.

[THEBOILERMAN]

you're forgetting the 'reads' by spambots.

And you're ignoring that many of us are reading for comedy value.

change to MOST and you`re spot on.

[bamber]

change to MOST and you`re spot on.

You want Comedy value? You ain't seen Dare Jessie J.

There is a whole series of these, all greatness

[bamber]

Jessie J. Been championing her for a long time 'round here it seems. Olympics and all that aside, was in Camden, London on the weekend, first time in years, and I was stuck, amongst all the tourists, in all the stalls, next to all the Bob Marley, John Lennon and Che Guevara T-shirts, were copious Jessie J T-shirts. Like it or not, she is truly a cultural phenomenon. On the cover of Elle this month too.

Proud to say I Love Jessie J.

Edited October 19, 2012 by bamber

[bamber]

Edited October 19, 2012 by bamber

[russycarps]

she is utter dung but your dedication to this thread has to be applauded.

Just to clarify though, her music is deeply offensive to my ear holes.

Thankfully in a year or so she will no longer be in the public eye, to be replaced by the next flavour of the month (ie someone younger and prettier).