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BlackHole2006

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Got a f**king good day and night planned on Friday afternoon and night. So happy about it. I need a generally good day because I usually do shit all but Fridays gonna be brilliant. Can't wait.

That weekend wasn't as good as I hoped it would be unfortunately. Only went to the cinema :P

But anyway,

I'm happy cos I'm going to a footie game tommoz. And Langdale Wolf is gonna hate this, but, It's a West Brom game, and I'm supporting West Brom :P

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I`m happy and contented to have a new packet of Fusion razor blades.

The task of de-hirsuting ones Flagpole and Nut Muslin area with a blunt blade is a daunting one indeed...and only to be carried out in exeptional circumstances, like when yer on a promise!

aye. an tha.

den

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The task of de-hirsuting ones Flagpole and Nut Muslin area with a blunt blade is a daunting one indeed...and only to be carried out in exeptional circumstances, like when yer on a promise!

aye.

:P

You shave your parts?

How strange.

I'm happy because I've paid off the Glastonbury bill, I've booked a ten days in Cyprus to visit family including going over to Tel Aviv to visit friends there for a couple of them in early June, and I've booked a flight to visit other bits of family in April.

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You shave your parts?

How strange.

Well aye man. whats strange about that? I`ll tell you now--- getting shot of any park hedge you might have gives you another inch at least...and if its reciprocated by the removal of your lasses Proud Mary... i garuentee, you`ll think you are John Holmes.

Try it--you know it makes sense.

Watch DEN MARRS, THE MAKING OF MODERN BRITAIN on YESTERDAY, weekdays at 4pm

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Going well is it? You've found his porn stash, and there's nothing that involves animals or children in it?

Very good.

He's moved in with me, I don't think he's found my porn stash as yet :P

Incidently, I found his porn stash yonks ago when he gave me a folder full of dvd's. There was a gap and then towards the back there were four random dvds. Apparently they weren't his, they were copies he'd done for mates :P

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I think you should get that sorted out. Then in the event of you dying, he can hide it before your Mum comes and clears out your place.

OMG... that was a serious thing for me when i was younger... the thought of dying suddenly and me Mam finding me stash of Hong Kong Bibles! (no DVDs in those days).

Our kid took the rap fo me one time when me Mam found a nudey mag whilst cleaning out the cupboard.

He he --it was one of those in noir et blanc ---and had the best bits blacked out with a huge star.

I would be forever looking at the next page, through the light to see if i could make a nipple out or ,as in Deal or No Deal.... "A life changing view of a womans fanny".

Never did though... and like any older brother would in those days... he told me Mam it was his.

His "punishment" was he had to give me Mam an extra 2/6d out of his wages for a month.

Good old Our Jim.

Porn isn`t the same now... all went tits up when those stars were removed.

I realised that when John Armstrong said to me "Den, thats where they wee out of man!!" "Eh? never!" I replied as we perused Rustlers Big Uns of The Month while his Mam was at the Bingo and his Dad was on 2 til When.

Aye. an tha.

den

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OMG... that was a serious thing for me when i was younger... the thought of dying suddenly and me Mam finding me stash of Hong Kong Bibles! (no DVDs in those days).

Our kid took the rap fo me one time when me Mam found a nudey mag whilst cleaning out the cupboard.

He he --it was one of those in noir et blanc ---and had the best bits blacked out with a huge star.

I would be forever looking at the next page, through the light to see if i could make a nipple out or ,as in Deal or No Deal.... "A life changing view of a womans fanny".

Never did though... and like any older brother would in those days... he told me Mam it was his.

His "punishment" was he had to give me Mam an extra 2/6d out of his wages for a month.

Good old Our Jim.

Porn isn`t the same now... all went tits up when those stars were removed.

I realised that when John Armstrong said to me "Den, thats where they wee out of man!!" "Eh? never!" I replied as we perused Rustlers Big Uns of The Month while his Mam was at the Bingo and his Dad was on 2 til When.

Aye. an tha.

den

My dad was a deep sea fisherman, and every now and again the dustmen would knock on the door with a massive bag of porn mags that had been chucked out. Dad would give them a fiver and then sell them on to the crew of his trawler. We were allowed our pick of the lot.

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My dad was a deep sea fisherman, and every now and again the dustmen would knock on the door with a massive bag of porn mags that had been chucked out. Dad would give them a fiver and then sell them on to the crew of his trawler. We were allowed our pick of the lot.

OMG---I`ve just cekkled me knapper off at that..... the idea that theres any relevence to your Dad being a deep sea fisherman is really funny.

Like err, if he was a toolmaker or a fireman....it would be somehow less sleazier? he he he.

den

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What colour? I've finally got mine a colour I like. Tis burgundy/black.

really dark brown. i love my hair when it's just dyed and it's really dark.

been dying it purple for about 3 years now, have decided i want my natural colour back (dark blonde) cause i can't keep dying it forever, but i don't want to bleach it right away, so i'm going to dye it brown for a while just to try and get rid of all the red dye and hopefully i can gradually get it a bit lighter before i bleach it.

burgandy/black sounds lovely, i had my hair like that years ago and it was cool. i love it when you finally find the right colour. :P

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OMG---I`ve just cekkled me knapper off at that..... the idea that theres any relevence to your Dad being a deep sea fisherman is really funny.

Like err, if he was a toolmaker or a fireman....it would be somehow less sleazier? he he he.

den

lol. I always found it weird that the dustmen chose my dad because he was a fisherman. I didn't really think of it as sleazy. Sleazy was when I was 13 in Amsterdam with him and he gave me 50 guilders to spend on one of the ladys of the night, after making me watch one of the crew with a different lady.

I took the money and buggered off as fast as my legs would carry me, and when I got back I threatened to tell me mam. :P

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