2027 Stage Predictions

[Euphoricape]

Seen Mike D is playing some shows this year. Would love to see him, never got a chance to see Beastie boys sadly.

[Ben7amin_]

Firstly i forgot Tomora on my predicitions DOH!   they will have to take the acoustic stage.......

 

secondly I know from the other predictions this will excite a few of you (and me) 

 

[archiegow]

Friday:

Pyramid - Olivia Dean, Dave, TBA (Florence + The Machine), Jessie Ware, Bloc Party, Skye Newman

Other - Massive Attack, Zara Larsson, Geese, Interpol, Arlo Parks, Maisie Peters

West Holts - Run The Jewels, Clipse, FLO, Tinie Tempah, Sudan Archives, Brooke Combe

Woodsies - Suede, CHVRCHES, Slayyyter, Lambrini Girls, The Warning, Keo, Wasia Project

The Park - Ethel Cain, The Beta Band, Patti Smith, Westside Cowboy, Genesis Owusu, Lime Garden, Brogeal

 
Saturday:

Pyramid - Harry Styles, The XX, Phoebe Bridgers, Laufey, The Last Dinner Party, Jessie J

Other - Rosalia, Deftones, Beck, Addison Rae, The Wombats, Holly Humberstone

West Holts - Robyn, Magdalena Bay, De La Soul, Kojey Radical, Mabel, Jill Scott, Daniela Lalita

Woodsies - The War On Drugs, Klaxons, TOMORA, Brandon Flowers, Rachel Chinouriri, MUNA, South Arcade

The Park - Super Furry Animals, Dijon, Yard Act, Lykke Li, Gurriers, Wednesday, Ratboys

Sunday:

Pyramid - Foo Fighters, Stereophonics, Lily Allen, Robbie Williams, Ellie Goulding, Billy Ocean

Other - Tame Impala, Sombr, Kehlani, Alabama Shakes, Wunderhorse, SIENNA SPIRO

West Holts - Barry Can't Swim, Baby Keem, Jim Legxacy, Angine de Poitrine, Femi Kuti, Rose Gray

Woodsies - Mitski, Hayley Williams, The Cribs, JPEGMAFIA, Florence Road, Erin LeCount

The Park - Belle & Sebastian, Boards of Canada, Snail Mail, Jacob Alon, Labi Siffre, Overpass
 

[AtomsForPizza]

1 hour ago, archiegow said:

Friday:

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I'd be happy with that - less so on headliners but on undercard. 

 

Anything to say Brandon Flowers is going to tour solo or just a fun punt? 

 

Tinie Tempah would be the inexplicably busy set for Glastonbury box tickers who aren't really that into music, à la Avril Lavigne 

 

 

[archiegow]

14 minutes ago, AtomsForPizza said:

Anything to say Brandon Flowers is going to tour solo or just a fun punt? 

Saw a video of him recently playing some unreleased solo material and I believe he’s on the Austin City Limits lineup this year so I reckon his third solo album will be out end of this year/start of next.

[wro_lap]

Brandon Flowers did say in an interview back in like 2023 that he was working on a new solo album, so I'm guessing that won't be too far off as The Killers have been touring on and off for a long while now without a proper halt. He also loves the festival (nowadays, at least!) so could see him getting a slot on either Other or Woodsies

[Andre91]

Fred again.. / Tame Impala / Phoebe Bridgers 

 

Rosalia 

 

 

Harry Styles / The xx / Richard Ashcroft 

 

Jack White 

 

 

Olivia Dean / Lily Allen / Björk / Robbie Williams 

 

Deftones 

Edited June 5 by Andre91

[wro_lap]

Here's a bit of a wild stab, few placings may be off, and for all I know half of these won't actually be touring next year, but screw it, it's a bit of fun

 

Pyramid: Sabrina Carpenter, Phoebe Bridgers, TBA (Florence + The Machine), Garbage, The Last Dinner Party, Interpol, Alex James Britpop Classical

Other: Chase & Status, Teddy Swims, Clairo, The Kooks, Zara Larsson, Kingfishr, Sports Team, Orbital

West Holts: Robyn, Baby Keem, De La Soul, Deltron 3030, JID, Dua Saleh, kwn, Daniela Latila

Woodsies: Bonobo, Darkside, TBA (Tame Impala), Laufey, Warmduscher, Wednesday, The Lottery Winners, The Royston Club, Florence Road

Park: Patti Smith, Super Furry Animals, Slayyyter, The Cardigans, Skye Newman, Kelly Lee Owens, Teen Jesus & The Jean Teasers

 

Pyramid: Harry Styles, The xx, Richard Ashcroft, The Pogues, Jessie J, Sigrid, Travis

Other: Rosalia, Sombr, Mitski, Alex Warren, Holly Humberstone, Cat Burns, Pale Waves, Yard Act

West Holts: Basement Jaxx, Elyanna, Clipse, L’Imperatrice, Nation of Language, Jim Legxacy, Yazmin Lacey, RIP Magic

Woodsies: Suede, Chvrches, Bleachers, MUNA, The Cribs, Keo, Bleech 9:3, The Lilacs

Park: MARINA, Magdalena Bay, Jacob Alon, TBA (Lily Allen performs West End Girl), Getdown Services, Isaac Wood, Snail Mail, Madra Salach

Pyramid: Sam Fender, Hozier, David Byrne, Cher, Obongjayar, David Gray, Billy Ocean

Other: Doja Cat, Deftones, Addison Rae, Ren, Viagra Boys, Maisie Peters, The Reytons, Hard Life

West Holts: Kano, Thievery Corporation, Angine De Poitrine, Thee Sacred Souls, Brooke Combe, Sasha Keable, Master Peace

Woodsies: The Wombats, Metronomy, Geese*, Dry Cleaning, EsDeeKid, Sienna Spiro, Cowboy Hunters, Radio Free Alice
Park: Big Thief, Laura Marling, MJ Lenderman, Richard Dawson, Oklou, Maruja, Dead Dads Club, Ratboys

 

*There's always one band booked for Woodsies that ends up being massively under-billed and gets shut down really early. They'd be better off playing somewhere like Other sub, but I could see the G getting them to play a smaller stage while it's still possible

[westholtschic]

12 hours ago, wro_lap said:

Here's a bit of a wild stab, few placings may be off, and for all I know half of these won't actually be touring next year, but screw it, it's a bit of fun

 

Pyramid: Sabrina Carpenter, Phoebe Bridgers, TBA (Florence + The Machine), Garbage, The Last Dinner Party, Interpol, Alex James Britpop Classical

Other: Chase & Status, Teddy Swims, Clairo, The Kooks, Zara Larsson, Kingfishr, Sports Team, Orbital

West Holts: Robyn, Baby Keem, De La Soul, Deltron 3030, JID, Dua Saleh, kwn, Daniela Latila

Woodsies: Bonobo, Darkside, TBA (Tame Impala), Laufey, Warmduscher, Wednesday, The Lottery Winners, The Royston Club, Florence Road

Park: Patti Smith, Super Furry Animals, Slayyyter, The Cardigans, Skye Newman, Kelly Lee Owens, Teen Jesus & The Jean Teasers

 

Pyramid: Harry Styles, The xx, Richard Ashcroft, The Pogues, Jessie J, Sigrid, Travis

Other: Rosalia, Sombr, Mitski, Alex Warren, Holly Humberstone, Cat Burns, Pale Waves, Yard Act

West Holts: Basement Jaxx, Elyanna, Clipse, L’Imperatrice, Nation of Language, Jim Legxacy, Yazmin Lacey, RIP Magic

Woodsies: Suede, Chvrches, Bleachers, MUNA, The Cribs, Keo, Bleech 9:3, The Lilacs

Park: MARINA, Magdalena Bay, Jacob Alon, TBA (Lily Allen performs West End Girl), Getdown Services, Isaac Wood, Snail Mail, Madra Salach

Pyramid: Sam Fender, Hozier, David Byrne, Cher, Obongjayar, David Gray, Billy Ocean

Other: Doja Cat, Deftones, Addison Rae, Ren, Viagra Boys, Maisie Peters, The Reytons, Hard Life

West Holts: Kano, Thievery Corporation, Angine De Poitrine, Thee Sacred Souls, Brooke Combe, Sasha Keable, Master Peace

Woodsies: The Wombats, Metronomy, Geese*, Dry Cleaning, EsDeeKid, Sienna Spiro, Cowboy Hunters, Radio Free Alice
Park: Big Thief, Laura Marling, MJ Lenderman, Richard Dawson, Oklou, Maruja, Dead Dads Club, Ratboys

 

*There's always one band booked for Woodsies that ends up being massively under-billed and gets shut down really early. They'd be better off playing somewhere like Other sub, but I could see the G getting them to play a smaller stage while it's still possible

Would take this thank you 

[nikkic]

12 hours ago, wro_lap said:

Here's a bit of a wild stab, few placings may be off, and for all I know half of these won't actually be touring next year, but screw it, it's a bit of fun

 

Pyramid: Sabrina Carpenter, Phoebe Bridgers, TBA (Florence + The Machine), Garbage, The Last Dinner Party, Interpol, Alex James Britpop Classical

Other: Chase & Status, Teddy Swims, Clairo, The Kooks, Zara Larsson, Kingfishr, Sports Team, Orbital

West Holts: Robyn, Baby Keem, De La Soul, Deltron 3030, JID, Dua Saleh, kwn, Daniela Latila

Woodsies: Bonobo, Darkside, TBA (Tame Impala), Laufey, Warmduscher, Wednesday, The Lottery Winners, The Royston Club, Florence Road

Park: Patti Smith, Super Furry Animals, Slayyyter, The Cardigans, Skye Newman, Kelly Lee Owens, Teen Jesus & The Jean Teasers

 

Pyramid: Harry Styles, The xx, Richard Ashcroft, The Pogues, Jessie J, Sigrid, Travis

Other: Rosalia, Sombr, Mitski, Alex Warren, Holly Humberstone, Cat Burns, Pale Waves, Yard Act

West Holts: Basement Jaxx, Elyanna, Clipse, L’Imperatrice, Nation of Language, Jim Legxacy, Yazmin Lacey, RIP Magic

Woodsies: Suede, Chvrches, Bleachers, MUNA, The Cribs, Keo, Bleech 9:3, The Lilacs

Park: MARINA, Magdalena Bay, Jacob Alon, TBA (Lily Allen performs West End Girl), Getdown Services, Isaac Wood, Snail Mail, Madra Salach

Pyramid: Sam Fender, Hozier, David Byrne, Cher, Obongjayar, David Gray, Billy Ocean

Other: Doja Cat, Deftones, Addison Rae, Ren, Viagra Boys, Maisie Peters, The Reytons, Hard Life

West Holts: Kano, Thievery Corporation, Angine De Poitrine, Thee Sacred Souls, Brooke Combe, Sasha Keable, Master Peace

Woodsies: The Wombats, Metronomy, Geese*, Dry Cleaning, EsDeeKid, Sienna Spiro, Cowboy Hunters, Radio Free Alice
Park: Big Thief, Laura Marling, MJ Lenderman, Richard Dawson, Oklou, Maruja, Dead Dads Club, Ratboys

 

*There's always one band booked for Woodsies that ends up being massively under-billed and gets shut down really early. They'd be better off playing somewhere like Other sub, but I could see the G getting them to play a smaller stage while it's still possible

Orbital opening the Other stage is a bold choice!

[wro_lap]

20 minutes ago, nikkic said:

Orbital opening the Other stage is a bold choice!

It is! But I wanted to do something in line with Annie Mac and Fabio & Grooverider the last two years, seems that slot has shifted in a more electronic direction as opposed to being for indie bands

[Skip997]

22 minutes ago, nikkic said:

Orbital opening the Other stage is a bold choice!

😂😂😂

 

Hadn’t noticed that. In a world of weird placements that is surely the winner 

 

Unless it’s for the “no sleep till Monday crew”

Edited June 6 by Skip997

[archiegow]

13 hours ago, wro_lap said:

Here's a bit of a wild stab, few placings may be off, and for all I know half of these won't actually be touring next year, but screw it, it's a bit of fun

 

Pyramid: Sabrina Carpenter, Phoebe Bridgers, TBA (Florence + The Machine), Garbage, The Last Dinner Party, Interpol, Alex James Britpop Classical

Other: Chase & Status, Teddy Swims, Clairo, The Kooks, Zara Larsson, Kingfishr, Sports Team, Orbital

West Holts: Robyn, Baby Keem, De La Soul, Deltron 3030, JID, Dua Saleh, kwn, Daniela Latila

Woodsies: Bonobo, Darkside, TBA (Tame Impala), Laufey, Warmduscher, Wednesday, The Lottery Winners, The Royston Club, Florence Road

Park: Patti Smith, Super Furry Animals, Slayyyter, The Cardigans, Skye Newman, Kelly Lee Owens, Teen Jesus & The Jean Teasers

 

Pyramid: Harry Styles, The xx, Richard Ashcroft, The Pogues, Jessie J, Sigrid, Travis

Other: Rosalia, Sombr, Mitski, Alex Warren, Holly Humberstone, Cat Burns, Pale Waves, Yard Act

West Holts: Basement Jaxx, Elyanna, Clipse, L’Imperatrice, Nation of Language, Jim Legxacy, Yazmin Lacey, RIP Magic

Woodsies: Suede, Chvrches, Bleachers, MUNA, The Cribs, Keo, Bleech 9:3, The Lilacs

Park: MARINA, Magdalena Bay, Jacob Alon, TBA (Lily Allen performs West End Girl), Getdown Services, Isaac Wood, Snail Mail, Madra Salach

Pyramid: Sam Fender, Hozier, David Byrne, Cher, Obongjayar, David Gray, Billy Ocean

Other: Doja Cat, Deftones, Addison Rae, Ren, Viagra Boys, Maisie Peters, The Reytons, Hard Life

West Holts: Kano, Thievery Corporation, Angine De Poitrine, Thee Sacred Souls, Brooke Combe, Sasha Keable, Master Peace

Woodsies: The Wombats, Metronomy, Geese*, Dry Cleaning, EsDeeKid, Sienna Spiro, Cowboy Hunters, Radio Free Alice
Park: Big Thief, Laura Marling, MJ Lenderman, Richard Dawson, Oklou, Maruja, Dead Dads Club, Ratboys

Really like this! Few artists a bit low I reckon like the Reytons, Yard Act, the Royston Club and Florence Road but I’d absolutely take this!

[Skip997]

Yet again we’re missing the WH Sunday reggae slot

[mufcok]

17 hours ago, wro_lap said:

Here's a bit of a wild stab, few placings may be off, and for all I know half of these won't actually be touring next year, but screw it, it's a bit of fun

 

Pyramid: Sabrina Carpenter, Phoebe Bridgers, TBA (Florence + The Machine), Garbage, The Last Dinner Party, Interpol, Alex James Britpop Classical

Other: Chase & Status, Teddy Swims, Clairo, The Kooks, Zara Larsson, Kingfishr, Sports Team, Orbital

West Holts: Robyn, Baby Keem, De La Soul, Deltron 3030, JID, Dua Saleh, kwn, Daniela Latila

Woodsies: Bonobo, Darkside, TBA (Tame Impala), Laufey, Warmduscher, Wednesday, The Lottery Winners, The Royston Club, Florence Road

Park: Patti Smith, Super Furry Animals, Slayyyter, The Cardigans, Skye Newman, Kelly Lee Owens, Teen Jesus & The Jean Teasers

 

Pyramid: Harry Styles, The xx, Richard Ashcroft, The Pogues, Jessie J, Sigrid, Travis

Other: Rosalia, Sombr, Mitski, Alex Warren, Holly Humberstone, Cat Burns, Pale Waves, Yard Act

West Holts: Basement Jaxx, Elyanna, Clipse, L’Imperatrice, Nation of Language, Jim Legxacy, Yazmin Lacey, RIP Magic

Woodsies: Suede, Chvrches, Bleachers, MUNA, The Cribs, Keo, Bleech 9:3, The Lilacs

Park: MARINA, Magdalena Bay, Jacob Alon, TBA (Lily Allen performs West End Girl), Getdown Services, Isaac Wood, Snail Mail, Madra Salach

Pyramid: Sam Fender, Hozier, David Byrne, Cher, Obongjayar, David Gray, Billy Ocean

Other: Doja Cat, Deftones, Addison Rae, Ren, Viagra Boys, Maisie Peters, The Reytons, Hard Life

West Holts: Kano, Thievery Corporation, Angine De Poitrine, Thee Sacred Souls, Brooke Combe, Sasha Keable, Master Peace

Woodsies: The Wombats, Metronomy, Geese*, Dry Cleaning, EsDeeKid, Sienna Spiro, Cowboy Hunters, Radio Free Alice
Park: Big Thief, Laura Marling, MJ Lenderman, Richard Dawson, Oklou, Maruja, Dead Dads Club, Ratboys

 

*There's always one band booked for Woodsies that ends up being massively under-billed and gets shut down really early. They'd be better off playing somewhere like Other sub, but I could see the G getting them to play a smaller stage while it's still possible

 

I'd be absolutely amazed if that was our three headliners, as a combination.

 

Two of them + another, maybe, but not that threesome.

 

Some good shouts in there, though.

[nikkic]

5 hours ago, wro_lap said:

It is! But I wanted to do something in line with Annie Mac and Fabio & Grooverider the last two years, seems that slot has shifted in a more electronic direction as opposed to being for indie bands

I see what you’ve done there. 

If they stick with an electronic opener I reckon it would be someone more “radio friendly”.

Rudimental, FBS etc 

[wro_lap]

On 06/06/2026 at 13:05, Skip997 said:

Yet again we’re missing the WH Sunday reggae slot

Is that a thing? First I've heard of it, I must admit!

[Ben7amin_]

On 05/06/2026 at 23:46, wro_lap said:

 

 

*There's always one band booked for Woodsies that ends up being massively under-billed and gets shut down really early. They'd be better off playing somewhere like Other sub, but I could see the G getting them to play a smaller stage while it's still possible

 

 

This is a fair point, given the amount the line up is torn apart after release, with the positions all torn apart and criticised - i guess an accurate stage predictions must have acts in positions that feel obviously wrong. 

[Skip997]

12 hours ago, wro_lap said:

Is that a thing? First I've heard of it, I must admit!

It certainly seems to becoming “a thing”, if you look back over the last few years lineup 

[wro_lap]

13 hours ago, Ben7amin_ said:

 

 

This is a fair point, given the amount the line up is torn apart after release, with the positions all torn apart and criticised - i guess an accurate stage predictions must have acts in positions that feel obviously wrong. 

Absolutely - it's a double edged sword. Weezer is the only one I can recall them amending, but since the last fallow year we've had Phoebe Bridgers, Courteeners, Myles Smith, Yungblud and The Vaccines (and I suppose Djo count?) play very small slots on Woodies for artists their size. That's not even including secret sets, and ones like Sigrid and Tom Odell that spilled out of the tent. See also: Wet Leg and Barry Can't Swim on the Park

 

Part of me loves that this happens because getting a big artist in a small slot feels intimate and unique to Glastonbury from any other festival, but it does come at the cost of feeling anxious that they'll shut the stage down before you get there!

[wro_lap]

12 hours ago, Skip997 said:

It certainly seems to becoming “a thing”, if you look back over the last few years lineup 

Fair enough! I've never heard it formally addressed, but thanks for the education!

[Ben7amin_]

On 06/06/2026 at 12:43, wro_lap said:

It is! But I wanted to do something in line with Annie Mac and Fabio & Grooverider the last two years, seems that slot has shifted in a more electronic direction as opposed to being for indie bands

 

Maybe something like this would fit a little better - https://www.bbc.co.uk/events/ex2j6q

 

 

 

[wro_lap]

2 hours ago, Ben7amin_ said:

 

Maybe something like this would fit a little better - https://www.bbc.co.uk/events/ex2j6q

 

 

 

Now there's a superb shout!

[Ben7amin_]

Also remain surprised these guys have never made it to Glastonbury.   Perfect for  Pyramid, Other or West Holts opener 

 

v

[Sorcha17]

Friday
 

Pyramid - Olivia Dean, Lorde, Idles, The Last Dinner Party, Sienna Spiro, Travis, Fatboy Slim
Other - Bicep, Marina, Bastille, English Teacher, Feeder (openers)
West Holts - Arlo Parks, Ashnikko, T-Pain, Angine de Poitrine
Woodsies - Bastille, Slayyyter, Jehnny Beth
The Park - Ethel Cain, Keo, Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark

Saturday

Pyramid - Harry Styles, The xx, TBA (Florence and the Machine), The Wailers, Cat Burns, Jacob Alon, Johnny Marr
Other - Massive Attack, Elbow, Holly Humberstone, The Reytons
West Holts - Barry Can’t Swim, De La Soul, Niska, Jalen Ngonda
Woodsies - Mitski, Cast, Skye Newman
The Park - Nia Archives, The Pogues, John Grant

Sunday

Pyramid - Foo Fighters, George Ezra, Simple Minds, Chaka Khan, Madness, The Proclaimers, Ellie Goulding
Other - Phoebe Bridgers, Geese, Lola Young, Enter Shikari
West Holts - Robyn, Shygirl, Protoje, Original Koffee
Woodsies - Tomora, Knocked Loose, Brooke Combe, Violet Grohl
The Park - Super Furry Animals, MJ Lenderman, Cassandra Jenkins