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Tranquility of Solitude

Glastonbury Haiku

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This is one I did when I paid my balance this year 


Two hundred pounds spent
Glastonbury fest I come
bill I love paying

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People that can't go

Still tune in to the T V

Watching but not there 😕

 

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Wednesday morning

queue queue queue queue queue queue queue

but then you're in YEAH!

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Glastonbury Haiku:

Describe the place in three lines?!

Good luck with that mate.

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Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Where the fuck is my ticket?!!!

Thank God! There it is.

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Clown on stilts runs while

Child asks what is a gimp dad?

A day in Bella's

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