Beer Smuggling tips 2017

[ramragon]

Comfortably Numbs favourite thread returns for its annual outing ! Anyone got any ingenious new tips for him to smuggle his alcohol in to the arena this year ! 

[bottonrob]

Especially a winner of the theme is troll, lumberjack or circus freak!

[ramragon]

Yep I could see him wearing that ! Along with the false bra that holds 2 pints in each er pouch

[Mr_Grump]

12 minutes ago, ramragon said:

Yep I could see him wearing that ! Along with the false bra that holds 2 pints in each er pouch

You mean one of these Steve?

 

[LOCHLAND5]

Smuggle My Booze Sneak Alcohol With 5 Tampon Flasks And Sleeves - Bonus 2 Pack! https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00EKYCRN0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_XZIOyb02H7Q33

[ramragon]

Yep, that's the bad boy. Although iv gotta say it looks more fetching on a blonde lass than a receding jock 

[ramragon]

1 minute ago, LOCHLAND5 said:

Smuggle My Booze Sneak Alcohol With 5 Tampon Flasks And Sleeves - Bonus 2 Pack! https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00EKYCRN0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_XZIOyb02H7Q33

Thats his Morgans spiced stash taken care of as well as his cider and lager. He was worried how he'd cope without the bairns this year as well !

[RossendaleR]

Big fancy dress, squeezy flat pack cocktails and several metres of duct tape all go together to make a great Saturday.

[Curlygirl]

Do they do rub down searches or just check pockets and bags? I'm usually in Emporers and they were a lot stricter this last year

[Port-a-loo Pete]

The old plastic bottle full of spiced rum down the back of each wellie hasn't let me down yet !!

[amyg1990]

I don’t know how tight security is at Kendal so forgive me for being naiive…

But I always get away with whacking cans down my shorts and tying my waterproof around my waist to hide the bulge! Haha
Small wine cartons are good for this and the small spirited cans you get

 

My friend suggested this year she was going to make a fake baby bump, fill it with booze, and drink up ! Thought this was a great idea !

[Mr_Grump]

24 minutes ago, amyg1990 said:

My friend suggested this year she was going to make a fake baby bump, fill it with booze, and drink up ! Thought this was a great idea !

I might just give that a try!

[Lowther Calling]

Children, buggy = stash

[ramragon]

2 hours ago, Mr_Grump said:

I might just give that a try!

I'll have to lose 2 stone to try that caper, I look 6 months pregnant to start with !

[Drfoxxx]

I didn't really get thoroughly searched going in last year, my girlfriend walked in a few times just showing her bag open! Hopefully have the same luck this year!

[Pooly JP]

I've never been subject to a thorough search going through Emperors entrance usually just a quick glance in my bag. I also walk with it open ready for security to search although I very rarely smuggle any drink in anyway so haven't got any ingenious tips.

[Drfoxxx]

Two bags of your booze in the space in wellies and waterproof pants over them... normally works a treat 

[Rcappell]

i managed to smuggle in 2 litres of spirits each day and a few cans of cider. i used something similar to this 

https://www.tesco.com/direct/yellowstone-425ml-folding-water-bottle-with-carabina-clip-3-pack/197-8367.prd?source=others

that was about half the price. then just wrap it in a jumper or coat in your bag. the search wasn't that thorough anyway. the cans i put in a pringles tube. 

[bexj]

This year I used the handy water pouches that were being dished out by the local Utilities company just outside the main arena.  Filled with drink of choice and hung from bra using the little carabeena clip provided, coupled with a baggy top or two. ... not even a whiff of a challenge. 

[t2t]

Aye those free pouches did come in handy 

[festival fan from fife]

I always hide 8-10 miniture bottles of spirit of choice (vodka) in various places

I usually hide a couple in my wet wipes packet (half empty packet), my wellies,my waterproof jacket when its folded in its cover,my bra,put a few down the folding chair we carried for the kids.So far so good.

Getting a chilled mixer when on site was harder to do  

[Drfoxxx]

Think this is genius personally!

[Mr_Grump]

56 minutes ago, Drfoxxx said:

Think this is genius personally!

Brill!

[grumpyhack]

Not been to Kendal, so I don't know how thorough they are but at other fests I've found that slipping a few cans inside a fold up chair and its carry bag can work.

[ramragon]

 security were taking chairs out of bags last year so they're on to that one !