cowmadiddy Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 I have only been in 2009 and 2010, and I'm lucky enough to bring a glastonbury Virgin with me this time. I've seen some great vids that really get me in the mood, but theyou mainly give too much away for showing someone that has never been and I really want to see the look on his face when you get on high ground and see the whole wow factor of Glastonbury. But I also want to help build the excitement levels and explain that this is no ordinary festival - what is the best way to do this, because I'm excited too much, and he's a bit of a grump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkyJoe Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 Get him as excited as you like. You can describe how big and diverse it is but nothing quite prepares you for that moment you get to the top of flagtopia and turn around for the very first time. I do this every time I go and the size of the place still amazes me! Shaun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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#Free#FreeComTruise Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 DirtyChorizo (0) -5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaxsa Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 don't flush the toilet for the next month, then send him in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuttlep Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 no matter what you hear, nothing prepares you for that first time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sloseph Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 i don't think you need to worry about spoiling it, I did nothing but research on the run up to my first Glastonbury last year and I was still completely blown away I don't think the human brain is capable of processing something like Glasto without seeing with your own eyes, even then it struggles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pentura Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 Doesn't matter how much you big it up, he / she will still be massively overwhelmed. I'll be going for 6 years this year and every year I find something new about the festival that I love and that's the beauty of Glastonbury. Hopefully we have a couple of newbies with us this year and I'm so jealous they get to experience it for the first time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brave Sir Robin Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 Tell him that the size of the place is often exaggerated and the site is actually very small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomicide Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 6 hours ago, #Free#FreeComTruise said: The 1975 (23) Jack Ü (20) Two Door Cinema Club (18) CHVRCHES (25) The Vaccines (14) Boy Better Know (36) Die Antwoord (25) Lower than Atlantis (27) Nothing But Thieves (25) Frank Turner (22) Eagles Of Death Metal (20) Slaves (27) Parkway Drive (20) Skindred (20) Sundara Karma (20) A$AP Rocky (13) Five Finger Death Punch (15) Coheed and Cambria (28) State Champs (22) Twenty One Pilots (25) Crystal Castles (20) The Neighbourhood (20) The Internet (20) Giggs (20) Mura Masa (20) Hinds (20) Hælos (20) Haim (20) Nas (25) Jack Garratt (15) Sigma (20) Krept & Konan (8) Netsky (25) Blossoms (23) Highly Suspect (21) Sunset Sons (20)The Wombats (10) -5 Cage the Elephant (32) Savages (21) Rat Boy (15) Half Moon Run (25) Tonight Alive (20) Spring King (20) Basement (28) Black foxxes (20) Oliver Heldens (20) Hannah Wants (20) Alunageorge (18) Philip George (20)Danny L Harle (50) +5 Tkay Maidza (20) Lion Babe (20) 99 Souls (20) Hermitude (20) Draper (20) Duke Dumont (20) Disciples (20) My Nu Leng b2b Oneman + Dread MC (20) Riton (20) Sophie (25)Birdy Nam Nam (60) +5 Lemaitre (20) Zac Samuel (20) Rag'N'Bone Man (20) The Japanese House (25) DJ EZ (20) David Rodigan (20) Mistajam (20) Friction (20) Jauz (25) Fred V & Grafix (20) Redlight (20) Low Steppa (20) Radoohead (25) Delta Heavy (20) James Organ (20) Asking Alexandria (20) Crossfaith (20) Hacktivist (20) Nothing More (20) Citizen (22) Superheaven (22) Creeper (30) Fearless Vampire Killers (15) SWMRS (20) Mastodon (22) The Dillinger Escape Plan (20) Kvelertak (20) Giraffe Tongue Orchestra (30) Milk Teeth (20) HECK (20) Dead! (20) Big Spring (20)Good Charlotte (5) -5 The King Blues (20) Modern Baseball (23) ROAM (20) Beach Slang (20) Maxïmo Park (20) Pulled Apart By Horses (20) Rationale (20) Luh (20) Blaenavon (20) The Sherlocks (25) Dirty Chorizo (AIDS) Lewis Del Mar (20) Otherkin (20) Transviolet (20) Banners (20) Area 52 (20) Brian Fallon and the Crowes (20) Vant (20) The Hunna (22) Lany (20) Seratones (20) Inheaven (20) The Beach (20) Beach Baby (20) The Temper Trap (20) Børns (20) DMA's (20) Eagulls (20) Clean Cut Kid (20) Ezra Furman (22) The Magic Gang (25) The Vryll Society (22) Isaac Gracie (20) Tibet (20) G-Eazy (20) Protojé (20) Little Simz (25) Maverick Sabre (20) Lady Leshurr (15) Geko (20) Clara Spaffo (20) Section Boyz (20) Logic (20) DJ Semtex (20) Bugzy Malone (20) Anderson .Paak & the Free Nationals (20) Metro Boomin (20) Kano (20) Yung Lean (20) Hoodie Allen (25) Fekky (20) Raleigh Ritchie (20) Yungen (20) Franko Fraize (20) Well that's got me excited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4AssedMonkey Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 2 hours ago, sloseph said: i don't think you need to worry about spoiling it, I did nothing but research on the run up to my first Glastonbury last year and I was still completely blown away I don't think the human brain is capable of processing something like Glasto without seeing with your own eyes, even then it struggles This nails it for me. I'm really anal about being prepared for anything, big bike ride, holidays, weekends away, business trips etc. I get far to carried away reading up on stuff and trying to make sure it all goes perfectly. My first Glasto, I thought I knew all there was to know. How wonderfully wrong I was. And glad of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuttlep Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 1 minute ago, 4AssedMonkey said: This nails it for me. I'm really anal about being prepared for anything, big bike ride, holidays, weekends away, business trips etc. I get far to carried away reading up on stuff and trying to make sure it all goes perfectly. My first Glasto, I thought I knew all there was to know. How wonderfully wrong I was. And glad of it. it's true. I was teh same before my first , planned everything. who i wanted to see, where to camp. you get in the gate and stand there an dthink "fucking hell, " your mind goes blank and you forget all plans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophlamb Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, 4AssedMonkey said: This nails it for me. I'm really anal about being prepared for anything, big bike ride, holidays, weekends away, business trips etc. I get far to carried away reading up on stuff and trying to make sure it all goes perfectly. My first Glasto, I thought I knew all there was to know. How wonderfully wrong I was. And glad of it. Yep, me too. Read practically the entire website and all of Tort's website too. Absolutely loved it when I arrived and definitely didn't spoil it for myself. If someone wants to research they will, if they want a surprise they'll wait. Each to their own! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nal Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 Hold back everything, let him do his own thing, get lost, miss stuff etc, And for the love of sweet merciful weeping Christ, do not do the whole "don't turn around" walking up the hill thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stooonami Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Gnomicide said: Well that's got me excited. Whats this a list of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomicide Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 7 minutes ago, Stooonami said: Whats this a list of? Guessing they've posted on the wrong forum, never mind wrong thread. R&L Hurt/Heal game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kneale Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 As a first timer I'm not sure I want to read this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4AssedMonkey Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 15 minutes ago, The Nal said: Hold back everything, let him do his own thing, get lost, miss stuff etc, And for the love of sweet merciful weeping Christ, do not do the whole "don't turn around" walking up the hill thing. You really are a curmudgeonly miserable twat Nal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sushi Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 The look on the faces of first timers when they see the monorail up close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jparx Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 I got excited for a minute thinking Brian Fallon, Coheed and Parkway Drive were playing Glastonbury! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bisque Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 (edited) 32 minutes ago, jparx said: Coheed They played 2013/14 on Other. I was walking past from Oxylers or Dairy. Stopped for Running Free as my old uni housemate used to play it all the time. I think it was sarcasm saying the R&L line up is rubbish compared to Glasto, or genuine typo Edited April 29, 2016 by Couchy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jparx Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, Couchy said: They played 2013/14 on Other. I was walking past from Oxylers or Dairy. Stopped for Running Free as my old uni housemate used to play it all the time. I think it was sarcasm saying the R&L line up is rubbish compared to Glasto, or genuine typo I vaguely remember watching their set on TV! I've seen Coheed so many times I've genuinely lost count, but they tend to disappoint at festivals unfortunately. Can't remember if the Glastonbury set was any good or not though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bisque Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 14 minutes ago, jparx said: Can't remember if the Glastonbury set was any good or not though. I didn't think much of it, tiny crowd & on quite early Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nal Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 1 hour ago, 4AssedMonkey said: You really are a curmudgeonly miserable twat Nal! haha. No really, every fucking year either in the Stone Circle or The Park: "No no don't turn around, don't turn around". And you can see the person they're speaking to is thinking "Fuck.... YOU". People should be able to make their own decisions and "ruin" the moment by turning around. Or even stop halfway and go back to their tent for a w*nk if they want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thearg Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 Not really holding back but telling a newb or anyone for that matter to have a look last years full lineup to get a sense of the scale of things,it seems to take forever to scroll down and still amazes me even at the sheer number of acts on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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