bamber Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 The old Jessie J thread is gone, gone, gone for good, so here is a new one. Jessie J for Glastonbury 2016, the girl can sing, she really can sing. She lives in America now. and she hangs out with Nicki Minaj, who has a big fat ass. My goodness that noise... epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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frostypaw Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 They say things about people who talk to themselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamber Posted August 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 They say things about people who talk to themselves They do that indeed.... Jessie J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamber Posted August 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Gobby nonsense abounds between. I'd marry her if she'd have me. Jessie J, Harvey... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamber Posted August 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 (edited) Edited August 3, 2015 by bamber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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russycarps Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 this thread is like the shit stain on the underpants of efestivals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charm Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Sorry Bamber but that Jessie J has got a really scary mouth. Afraid she may swallow the festival whole if she played again. So for me it's a no to 2016. Charm x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnmcga Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Shouldn't she be at V Festival? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pecks Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 I listened to those clips (not the full set). It's really bad, lowest common denominator pop. I don't care if she plays Glastonbury or not, I wouldn't go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 I now have to delete these from my YouTube history. It's almost as bad as when people kept telling me that Taylor Swift wasn't in fact awful and I kept clicking the videos to check. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pecks Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 I have no idea what a Taylor Swift is. I think it's probably best this way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple aki squat Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 The old Jessie J thread is gone, gone, gone for good, so here is a new one. Jessie J for Glastonbury 2016, the girl can sing, she really can sing. She lives in America now. and she hangs out with Nicki Minaj, who has a big fat ass. My goodness that noise... epic.https://youtu.be/4y02nyC04Uk If the criteria for playing Glastonbury included hanging around with someone with a fat arse, I'd be playing every year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pecks Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 I've played the last few years and I ...wait a minute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy Lawn Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 I now have to delete these from my YouTube history. It's almost as bad as when people kept telling me that Taylor Swift wasn't in fact awful and I kept clicking the videos to check. I know you don't mean that, Stuart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winslow Leach Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 I do not even know what a Nike Minaj is. I am 13 but I wish I was born in a time before all the auto tunes and computer beats the sheeple at my school like. I only listen to music like Led Zeppelin and Fishbone which has deep meanings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatyeti24 Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 I have no idea what a Taylor Swift is. I think it's probably best this way. plays drums in the foo fighters. back on topic; #TeamJ2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy Lawn Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Old lady I used to work with once proudly showed us all a video of her granddaughter in her school talent show, impersonating "Nicki Minge". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mardy Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 hehehe, thanks to this thread, I will forever refer to her as Nike Minge. Nice one, efests Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple aki squat Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Old lady I used to work with once proudly showed us all a video of her granddaughter in her school talent show, impersonating "Nicki Minge". Ha ha. Looking through her tracks it looks a bit weird. Truffle butter?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostypaw Posted August 5, 2015 Report Share Posted August 5, 2015 That awkward moment when some random punter is better than you at singing your own song...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnGYbQV11GA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamber Posted August 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 (edited) You do know that is a Karaoke App performance so there is little chance of any awkward moment? He is a pretty good falsetto singer though, fair does. Edited August 8, 2015 by bamber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamber Posted August 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 (edited) OK, I posted this in another thread that I twisted toward her some weeks ago, but here is it again. This performance is exceptional, if you don't get Jessie J after listening to this you never will. I suppose that this is your litmus test, a reckoning. Nobody's perfect, I love you all. Edited August 8, 2015 by bamber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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