giantwagon Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Agreed, I think this would be a somewhat beautiful way to close the thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaosmark2 Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Agreed, I think this would be a somewhat beautiful way to close the thread A better way would be a comment from thewayiam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#FreeComTruise Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 A better way would be a comment from thewayiam We wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giantwagon Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 What happened to thetime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaosmark2 Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 He returned to the football thread to cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouseboy11 Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 One of the guys I was camped with at Glastonbury took a shit in a bin bag while squatting in his tent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtourette Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Are people really that bothered about getting a bit of piss of their arse cheeks? Jeez I expect most have us have put enough chemicals through our body or done any number of other unsanitary things (especially at festivals) not to be so precious about something like that. Just take a tissue and wipe the seat before hand or your arse cheeks afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justanothername Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 (edited) One of the guys I was camped with at Glastonbury took a shit in a bin bag while squatting in his tent.I knew someone that did that this year. Edited September 5, 2014 by justanothername Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtourette Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 As long as they took the bag with them at the end of the weekend then they still pass the Glasonbury code of conduct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Piggy Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Piss on my bumcheeks constitutes a good night for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Piggy Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 In 2012 I took a shit in the campsite toilets on the Wednesday night, and some guy starting trying to reach over and unlock it, then looked over the door and just stared at me, looking very surprised that there was a person inside the locked toilet. Also one of my friends shit in a bag in his tent in 2012. He also threw up and pissed on the floor of his porch. He also saw about 3 bands all weekend and stayed in the campsite getting high all day. Heathen. Kill him. Weirdly his favourite bands are Radiohead, Editors and White Lies. I haven't seen him since that festival. I wonder if he got home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the wonderwhy Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 In 2012 someone I was camped with (I wouldn't call them a friend) decided to take a poo in his tent and catch it in a empty beer crate. He forgot that sometimes when you poo a bit of wee comes out too, so ended up pissing all over the inside of his tent AND, in his panic, missing the crate with his poo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtourette Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 He also saw about 3 bands all weekend and stayed in the campsite getting high all day. Heathen. Kill him. Weirdly his favourite bands are Radiohead, Editors and White Lies. I haven't seen him since that festival. I wonder if he got home. Not surprised, probably has difficulty interacting with other human beings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtourette Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 In 2012 someone I was camped with (I wouldn't call them a friend) decided to take a poo in his tent and catch it in a empty beer crate. He forgot that sometimes when you poo a bit of wee comes out too, so ended up pissing all over the inside of his tent AND, in his panic, missing the crate with his poo. I hate it when that happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Piggy Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 (edited) Not surprised, probably has difficulty interacting with other human beings. Nah he's normal tbf. He's not really a friend, he just had no friends going so camped with us. Edit: I just realised you don't care about this at all. Edited September 5, 2014 by Will-2609 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtourette Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 So a guy with no friends whose favourite bands are Radiohead, White Lies and Editors spend the weekend in the campsite smoking weed. What part of this isn't interesting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Piggy Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 (edited) So a guy with no friends whose favourite bands are Radiohead, White Lies and Editors Will-2609 Edited September 5, 2014 by Will-2609 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#FreeComTruise Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 (edited) Are people really that bothered about getting a bit of piss of their arse cheeks? Jeez I expect most have us have put enough chemicals through our body or done any number of other unsanitary things (especially at festivals) not to be so precious about something like that. Just take a tissue and wipe the seat before hand or your arse cheeks afterwards. The only thing about the campsite holes that annoys me is that they end up with a hundred different shitty layers of tissue around the edge because pleb after pleb lays down paper like they're the queen I bet the queen wouldn't mind having a bit of a pissy arse Edited September 5, 2014 by #FreeComTruise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2rare2die Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 I just put a hole through the bottom of a bin bag, and put the top of it over the seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobieski Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Just don't shit for five days? The glory of that first shit after a festival is 110% worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Piggy Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 I just put a hole through the bottom of a bin bag, and put the top of it over the seat. What the fuck he's a genius... Genuinely never even crossed my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Piggy Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Just don't shit for five days? The glory of that first shit after a festival is 110% worth it. Some of my friends do this, but I shit every day normally, so 5 days without one is a bit of a tough ask (although when I do go for one at a festival it is really bloody difficult). Although I did go 5 days without one at Werchter, and yes, the first shit afterwards was brilliant. Last year was pretty bad. I had my dump on the Sunday as soon as the arena opened, but the toilets were flooded with liquid mud/shit so it went half way up my wellies. Then when I pulled my shorts down I got the liquid mud/shit on the inside of them (I tried to hold them above it but it failed), and then when I pulled them up I had liquid shit thighs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Piggy Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Which caused many sighs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattgimmeshelter Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 I needed to go to the toilet every day of this years Reading. I felt healthy, which was a plus. I only went twice during Glastonbury 2013 - and I do think it makes you feel abit grim if you don't go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Piggy Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 My shit on the Wednesday in 2012 was green and I thought I was gonna be ill all weekend. That guy who camped with my group had 10 shits on the Thursday lmao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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