dentalplan Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 Newest post-downvote utopia eFests thread. Roast bands or artists, or fans of bands/artists (no bullying) or whatever. Just keep it funny. Extra points for creativity. No feelings or allegiances involved, roast your favourite band if you want. Just keep it funny. Someone else can start. 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted February 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 1 minute ago, dentalplan said: Newest post-downvote utopia eFests thread. Roast bands or artists, or fans of bands/artists (no bullying) or whatever. Just keep it funny. Extra points for creativity. No feelings or allegiances involved, roast your favourite band if you want. Just keep it funny. Someone else can start. 😅 If you're wondering whether I got this idea from somewhere else, yes. It's as shamefully derivative as a Tame Impala record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted February 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 I haven't seen this many people afraid to comment since I Zoombombed an Ultra Mono listening party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomicide Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 Isn't this just the controversial music opinions thread under another name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squirrelarmy Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 I actually love the Kaiser Chiefs.  Do your worst efesters! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted February 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 4 minutes ago, Gnomicide said: Isn't this just the controversial music opinions thread under another name? No because "Stereophonics are actually good" might fly there but you're only roasting yourself if you bring that here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted February 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 Just now, squirrelarmy said: I actually love the Kaiser Chiefs.  Do your worst efesters! Case in point @Gnomicide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 A toast to the post that can boast the most self-roast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted February 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 Maybe this thread was something I thought was a really good idea but nobody understands it or likes it and I slowly realise it was actually shit. I guess that I've got Everything Now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwedgeAntilles Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 It's ironic that the Kaiser Chiefs share their name with a South African football team given I'd happily spend 27 years in brutal Robben Island Prison rather than face seeing them live ever again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squirrelarmy Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, SwedgeAntilles said: It's ironic that the Kaiser Chiefs share their name with a South African football team given I'd happily spend 27 years in brutal Robben Island Prison rather than face seeing them live ever again. This thread needs upvotes. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted February 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 I want Kaiser Chiefs' Ruby played at my funeral, to show my family and friends how much I've always hated them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 A roast from a ghost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 13 minutes ago, squirrelarmy said: I actually love the Kaiser Chiefs.  Do your worst efesters!  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted February 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 I wish Kaiser Chiefs chose employment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 When yer man goes Ruby Ruby Ruby he sounds like Scooby-Doo chastising himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwedgeAntilles Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 The only person you know who likes the Kaiser Chiefs is that guy in your work who still buys CDs in Tesco when he goes for the big shop. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 After the Kaiser Chiefs appeared on Tim's Twitter Listening Party the Queen scrapped Tim Burgess's OBE nomination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted February 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 6 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said: When yer man goes Ruby Ruby Ruby he sounds like Scooby-Doo chastising himself. He should have a go at sounding like Fred by saying "let's split up, gang". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
st dan Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 Very apt that the name ‘Mumford and Sons’ sounds like a funeral directors, as part of me certainly died when my wife dragged me to watch them in 2013. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 One time I solved the Lament Configuration and Ricky Wilson burst out of the wall singing Oh My God I Don't Believe It. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted February 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 3 minutes ago, st dan said: Very apt that the name ‘Mumford and Sons’ sounds like a funeral directors, as part of me certainly died when my wife dragged me to watch them in 2013. And also 'cause their music career is six feet under. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwedgeAntilles Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 Mumford and Sons; the musical equivalent of that cereal cafe in Campden.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punksnotdead Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 30 minutes ago, dentalplan said: I want Kaiser Chiefs' Ruby played at my funeral, to show my family and friends how much I've always hated them. The Wurzels version of Ruby was a million times better than the Kaisers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted February 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 Just now, Punksnotdead said: The Wurzels version of Ruby was a million times better than the Kaisers. So it's still shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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