Food

[scaryclaireyfairy]

5 hours ago, Gedh said:

Lovely lady handed me my jerk and then advised me it might be best if I avoided the hot sauces on the right in the add-ons. She was right the "mild" ones were pretty lethal.

Great food.

I took the tiniest of slathers of the hot stuff and it gave me the sweats.

[BlueDaze]

9 hours ago, Quark said:

Can I just ask that you don't go near GFF until after New York Brass Band?

Any time is a good time for cake.  I'm a particular fan of cake and either tea or coffee (depending on time, mood and of course the cake) post-main stages closing and last thing at about 5 in the morning sat outside my tent before bed

More gratuitous cake images

 

[Quark]

Phwoar

[Woffy]

1 minute ago, Quark said:

Phwoar

Has it got nuts on it?

Nuts have no business being near cake. 

[CaledonianGonzo]

Coffee and walnut is about the only cake I fuck with.

[Woffy]

12 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Coffee and walnut is about the only cake I fuck with.

I have a weird food and drink thing about two things I like mixed together. 

Cake. Nice. Nuts. Nice. Together: rank. 

Vodka. Yummers. OJ. Yummers. Vodka and Orange = airplane sick bag in a glass. 

Lager. Quenchy. Lemonade. Quenchy. Lager top = hoover bag juice. 

Apple pie. Delish. Custard. Delish. AP with C = like licking the bottom of a 1970s Sunday League Football Team’s tea urn.

[CaledonianGonzo]

That kind of madness ends up in a situation where someone doesn't like jaffa cakes.

[Woffy]

8 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

That kind of madness ends up in a situation where someone doesn't like jaffa cakes.

Love em when tackled appropriately, i.e. like an 8 year old. 

Pick off / eat chocolate, eat biscuit / cake, eat orange jelly. Separately. 

[Quark]

21 minutes ago, Woffy said:

Apple pie. Delish. Custard. Delish. AP with C = like licking the bottom of a 1970s Sunday League Football Team’s tea urn.

I'm willing to tolerate some of your nonsense, but this is beyond the pale.

[H.M.V]

6 minutes ago, Woffy said:

Love em when tackled appropriately, i.e. like an 8 year old. 

Pick off / eat chocolate, eat biscuit / cake, eat orange jelly. Separately. 

How long does that take you??? How do you get the chocolate off. So many questions

[Woffy]

Just now, H.M.V said:

How long does that take you??? How do you get the chocolate off. So many questions

5 mins? Without lapsing into mass finbarrs, you use yer tongue. 

[Woffy]

2 minutes ago, Quark said:

I'm willing to tolerate some of your nonsense, but this is beyond the pale.

Fist bump that, Can Crush Mark. 

[BlueDaze]

59 minutes ago, Woffy said:

Has it got nuts on it?

Nuts have no business being near cake. 

yeah, its got flaked almonds on.. Flaked almonds are barely nuts.

[Quark]

11 minutes ago, Woffy said:

Fist bump that, Can Crush Mark. 

Don't make me come down there

 

[BlueDaze]

56 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Coffee and walnut is about the only cake I fuck with.

have you tried a condom..? its less messy.

[CaledonianGonzo]

8 minutes ago, BlueDaze said:

have you tried a condom..? its less messy.

 

 

[Beerqueen]

I'm not sure I have ever eaten anything sweet at a festival - well anything I have had to buy anyway.  I have eaten chocolate and biscuits that I have brought with me.  But to buy food, I am strictly a savoury girl - too much choice to waste on cakes and such.

[H.M.V]

5 minutes ago, Beerqueen said:

I'm not sure I have ever eaten anything sweet at a festival - well anything I have had to buy anyway.  I have eaten chocolate and biscuits that I have brought with me.  But to buy food, I am strictly a savoury girl - too much choice to waste on cakes and such.

One word. Churros! 

[BlueDaze]

4 minutes ago, Beerqueen said:

I'm not sure I have ever eaten anything sweet at a festival - well anything I have had to buy anyway.  I have eaten chocolate and biscuits that I have brought with me.  But to buy food, I am strictly a savoury girl - too much choice to waste on cakes and such.

yeah but if its good cake...?? Leave the biscuits till you get home on Monday, they are just biscuits..

[Beerqueen]

1 minute ago, H.M.V said:

One word. Churros! 

Love them in Spain - never tried them in England.  And the danger is, that if I have them, I won't have room for all the curries etc on offer!

[Beerqueen]

Just now, BlueDaze said:

yeah but if its good cake...?? Leave the biscuits till you get home on Monday, they are just biscuits..

Biscuits are for emergencies only.  I tend to eat savoury all day long!  If I can walk to get a cake, I'd rather walk a little further to get a curry!

[Quark]

8 minutes ago, Beerqueen said:

I'm not sure I have ever eaten anything sweet at a festival - well anything I have had to buy anyway.  I have eaten chocolate and biscuits that I have brought with me.  But to buy food, I am strictly a savoury girl - too much choice to waste on cakes and such.

Oh man are you missing out. Shaken Udder chocolate milkshakes, cake with a cuppa at the Tiny Tea Tent, and of  course...

4 minutes ago, H.M.V said:

One word. Churros! 

Where've you found the best ones? I'm normally so far gone by the time I start demolishing churros I can't tell if it's bum or breakfast time.

[Beerqueen]

I just don't have a sweet tooth!  I would rather have a samosa or any other savoury snack than any sweet thing.

[BlueDaze]

4 minutes ago, Beerqueen said:

Love them in Spain - never tried them in England.  And the danger is, that if I have them, I won't have room for all the curries etc on offer!

couldnt you dip one in the curry..? in a naan styli...

[H.M.V]

1 minute ago, Quark said:

Oh man are you missing out. Shaken Udder chocolate milkshakes, cake with a cuppa at the Tiny Tea Tent, and of  course...

Where've you found the best ones? I'm normally so far gone by the time I start demolishing churros I can't tell if it's bum or breakfast time.

The one in Williams Green is good but you have to catch them at the right time cos they can water down the chocolate sauce so its akin to drinking chocolate. Check the sauce before you order. 

p.s chocolate milk from the milk wagons in the morning, rum and vodka. Breakfast of champions.