Phoenix Girl Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 Loving this. Can’t wait to see it on the Farm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morph100 Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 On 10/28/2018 at 2:16 AM, kingbadger said: Not sure what to do next year. 2017 I was a mermaid, I did Boomtown this year as Alan from The Hangover (baby included). Next year it's my 30th on the Sunday and everyone wants to do a group fancy dress for it but I'm struggling for something cool and original. Anyone have any ideas? Just give people a letter of the alphabet as a theme, keeps it nice and open. Beatgetder festival does that we had the letter A. We went as Alan Partridge with shower curtain cape etc. I also went as BatGirl one day which confused people as to how that started with the letter A. Obviously I said it was because I was “A BatGirl” not “The Batgirl” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havors Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 On 10/26/2018 at 8:44 PM, crazyfool1 said: updated pyramid stage work going well .... ive fitted the big screens to the sides and tucked them in slightly so im a little less of an obstruction to others ... now I need some suggestions for words to put on the screens ? so im opening it up for suggestions from efesters ... the winning idea will be on the big screens for the entire festival and will get a pint from me at the efest meet ... the words need to be short and possible for me to cut out in stencil format .... off you go "I won ticket day" "My other hat is the other stage" "Somerset Giza" get it? haha "1970 - 2019" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted October 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Havors said: "I won ticket day" "My other hat is the other stage" "Somerset Giza" get it? haha "1970 - 2019" great shout ... im going to try the somerset giza on one screen today to see if I can get it to fit in stencil form .... if it does you win a pint at the meet ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted October 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 20 hours ago, Phoenix Girl said: Loving this. Can’t wait to see it on the Farm. Thanks ... you won't miss me if im in the same field as you ... there were a few more very good outfits last festival but the people have yet to emerge on here although maybe its a little early Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted October 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 (edited) 7 hours ago, Havors said: "I won ticket day" "My other hat is the other stage" "Somerset Giza" get it? haha "1970 - 2019" your screen finished ... cheers just realised you said somerset giza ... duh !! Edited October 30, 2018 by crazyfool1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havors Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 16 hours ago, crazyfool1 said: your screen finished ... cheers just realised you said somerset giza ... duh !! May be but harder to fit Somerset on? Ironically I was orginally going to say pyramid giza, but they somerset had multiple meanings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted October 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 Just now, Havors said: May be but harder to fit Somerset on? Ironically I was orginally going to say pyramid giza, but they somerset had multiple meanings its done now and glued on so its going to stay one more letter so might have been a squeeze ...yeah it should have said somerset from the start but not sure what happened ... you win a pint anyway 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havors Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 minute ago, crazyfool1 said: its done now and glued on so its going to stay one more letter so might have been a squeeze ...yeah it should have said somerset from the start but not sure what happened ... you win a pint anyway If I can stay sober enough to get there.... failed last year haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted October 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 On 10/27/2018 at 2:53 PM, Phoenix Girl said: I know it’s super super obvious but “love the Farm” “leave no trace” would probably be what I’d put chosen collect your prize at the efest meet 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted October 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, Havors said: If I can stay sober enough to get there.... failed last year haha anywhere on the farm you will spot me I'm sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havors Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 Just now, crazyfool1 said: anywhere on the farm you will spot me I'm sure That is a very good point!! haha will be hard to miss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Girl Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 21 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said: chosen collect your prize at the efest meet OoooOooOooooo yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 6 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: Could be interesting when the Lenor bottle comes out. Mind.. there is a porch- however minimal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted October 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 6 minutes ago, Boris said: Mind.. there is a porch- however minimal. haven't built the porch yet ... wrong thread ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 4 minutes ago, Boris said: Mind.. there is a porch- however minimal. Yes, I guess the presence of a porch would help the situation. The problem is though that you'd still witness the performance from the rear. And you'd do that because you'd be sleeping with one eye open at all times. And why would you be sleeping like that? It would be because you'd know that you were sleeping alongside a right selfish w*nker, and wouldn't know, but would fear, just how far he could take that selfishness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted October 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: Yes, I guess the presence of a porch would help the situation. The problem is though that you'd still witness the performance from the rear. And you'd do that because you'd be sleeping with one eye open at all times. And why would you be sleeping like that? It would be because you'd know that you were sleeping alongside a right selfish w*nker, and wouldn't know, but would fear, just how far he could take that selfishness. have you quoted in the wrong thread yog ?:) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 13 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said: have you quoted in the wrong thread yog ?:) Correct. Thanks for that crazyfool1. Probably just as well that I did, given my content. I blame the joint that I had earlier, and a congenital defect from earlier than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian the worm Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 Me tonight..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted October 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, ian the worm said: Me tonight..... no lights ? the glue gun has been massively useful ... good advice earlier cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian the worm Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 17 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said: no lights ? the glue gun has been massively useful ... good advice earlier cheers The lights came off this one a while back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 (edited) 15 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: Yes, I guess the presence of a porch would help the situation. The problem is though that you'd still witness the performance from the rear. And you'd do that because you'd be sleeping with one eye open at all times. And why would you be sleeping like that? It would be because you'd know that you were sleeping alongside a right selfish w*nker, and wouldn't know, but would fear, just how far he could take that selfishness. I'm not sure I would call it selfishness if it's not visible due to porch door flap. Let's be honest- we don't bring our fabric conditioner bottles in order to be polite... we use them as discreetly as possible- but there's always sleeping people inches away. And it saves the ungodly walk of doom when mashed or otherwise dissembled. Wait.. this is still the wrong thread 'ain't it? Which was the correct one anyway? I have a headache. Party last night. Used a ceramic flushing toilet with a door though. Edited November 1, 2018 by Boris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Boris said: I'm not sure I would call it selfishness if it's not visible due to porch door flap. Let's be honest- we don't bring our fabric conditioner bottles in order to be polite... we use them as discreetly as possible- but there's always sleeping people inches away. And it saves the ungodly walk of doom when mashed or otherwise dissembled. Wait.. this is still the wrong thread 'ain't it? Which was the correct one anyway? I have a headache. Party last night. Used a ceramic flushing toilet with a door though. Hello Boris, My apologies, as I'd posted my post in the wrong thread. Nothing wrong with a lenor bottle, in my opinion. It's a life saver in not having to put all your stuff on in the morning, just to go for a pee. That said, I did have a calamity using a milk bottle at a festival this year - I may as well have got my lad out and just sprayed the inside of my tent with it, because that's effectively what happened. I'd forgotten all about bringing a lenor bottle - probably because I have a campervan with toilet now, and hadn't prepared sufficiently for being in a tent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 On 11/1/2018 at 1:30 PM, Yoghurt on a Stick said: Hello Boris, My apologies, as I'd posted my post in the wrong thread. Nothing wrong with a lenor bottle, in my opinion. It's a life saver in not having to put all your stuff on in the morning, just to go for a pee. That said, I did have a calamity using a milk bottle at a festival this year - I may as well have got my lad out and just sprayed the inside of my tent with it, because that's effectively what happened. I'd forgotten all about bringing a lenor bottle - probably because I have a campervan with toilet now, and hadn't prepared sufficiently for being in a tent. Marvellous. My well meant schadenfreude on reading of your misadventure is equalled by the hazed memory of my own shameful past disasters- which I shall not detail here. Suffice to say you got off lightly. Now to search for a 'toilet disasters' thread ... and get back on topic here by suggesting I make a costume - somehow - out of Travel Johns, fabric conditioner bottles and sheepees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 17 minutes ago, Boris said: Marvellous. My well meant schadenfreude on reading of your misadventure is equalled by the hazed memory of my own shameful past disasters- which I shall not detail here. Suffice to say you got off lightly. Now to search for a 'toilet disasters' thread ... and get back on topic here by suggesting I make a costume - somehow - out of Travel Johns, fabric conditioner bottles and sheepees. Hello Boris, I didn't see your deleted post, but can tell you that well meant schadenfreude is OK with me. I love a bit of schadenfreude, my dad likes a bit of schadenfreude, and his dad before him etc etc. How can one not!? I've just had a smoke, so my mind's racing. I am now thinking about whether there's a point (as agreed by the majority) where schadenfreude ends, and something much more sinister begins? Anyway, your own toilet disasters sound utterly atrocious - fair play to you. I once had a mud slide happen to me when I was risking a fart whilst pissing up a pub wall in Bristol. I had to go back in to the pub to sort myself out in the toilets. There was only one problem - the women's toilet had broken, and there was a queue for the only single trap gents toilet. So, i had to stand in the queue, next to diners, wondering if the shite was showing on my jeans. Eventually I got to the loo, and went in. So, what did I do. I took off my boxers and cleaned myself up. Then I had the problem of having a shitty pair of pants to deal with. Being in the building trade, the answer came to me immediately. So, I lifted the cover of the toilet cistern and popped the shitty mess in to the cistern. This meant that as I left the toilet, the next person in there wouldn't recoil with horror at a pair of shitty pants on the floor. What that next person didn't know though (but I did) was that when they went to flush the toilet, clean water wouldn't come out. It would be brown stained water water. I knew that, but went for self preservation, and escape. It's something that haunts me to this day. Maybe I should write in to Jo Whiley and Simon Mayo and ask the nation if they forgive me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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