JoBalls Posted April 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 42 minutes ago, Dave_c said: Would you rather watch your 3 favourite bands/acts all headline the pyramid stage but have to stay at the pyramid all weekend and go nowhere else, or freely roam the site but not see any of your 3 favourite bands/acts? Pyramid all weekend I think. Would you rather stay sober all weekend and have no clashes on your chosen lineup at all, or be able to drink/smoke as much as you like but have every act you want to see playing in the same 3 hour window? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wellyboot Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 8 minutes ago, Will-2609 said: I can't smell so an empty one with a rancid smell is good with me. You can't smell anything ever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyginger Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Ooh good thread! This is going to help tomorrow to pass the time at work! I'll save answering until then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Will-2609 said: Meal of my choice from the longdrops and don't eat the bottom layer of the meal. Easy. Consider my cap doffed and my answer changed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deaf Nobby Burton Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 1 minute ago, JoBalls said: Pyramid all weekend I think. Would you rather stay sober all weekend and have no clashes on your chosen lineup at all, or be able to drink/smoke as much as you like but have every act you want to see playing in the same 3 hour window? Drink as much as you like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyebrow Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 One for the singles; Would you rather "meet" an absolute stunner, your dream guy/girl, on the Sunday night of a tropically hot & sweaty festival, where you've had an absolute blinder seeing all your favourite bands and dj's with your mates. or "Meet" the same person on Wednesday night, but you have to spend the rest of the festival handcuffed to them. (This may or may not be a good thing...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Piggy Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Just now, Wellyboot said: You can't smell anything ever? Well only a couple of things. I have hyposmia. I can smell chicken soup and alcohol hand gel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyginger Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Wellyboot said: You can't smell anything ever? So convenient at a festival! Haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deaf Nobby Burton Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, Will-2609 said: Meal of my choice from the longdrops and don't eat the bottom layer of the meal. Easy. Are there any Lasagne stalls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Piggy Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, JoBalls said: Pyramid all weekend I think. Would you rather stay sober all weekend and have no clashes on your chosen lineup at all, or be able to drink/smoke as much as you like but have every act you want to see playing in the same 3 hour window? Don't they try to do this on the Friday night every year anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Endure an hour in Philipa's Van or share a tent and the whole festival experience with sickening egoist Robbie Williams? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, JoBalls said: Pyramid all weekend I think. Would you rather stay sober all weekend and have no clashes on your chosen lineup at all, or be able to drink/smoke as much as you like but have every act you want to see playing in the same 3 hour window? Booze and smokes every time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, Will-2609 said: Well only a couple of things. I have hyposmia. I can smell chicken soup and alcohol hand gel. So basically you experience the smell of the longdrops all the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoBalls Posted April 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Woffy said: Endure an hour in Philipa's Van or share a tent and the whole festival experience with sickening egoist Robbie Williams? Depends. Robbie's not short of a few quid, is he getting the drinks in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Piggy Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Have every stage every day headlined by various combinations of Coldplay/Biffy Clyro band members playing Foo Fighters covers or live under a Tory government for the next 5 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Deaf Nobby Burton said: Are there any Lasagne stalls? He eats bog seat trifle all week. Which sounds fucking disgusting out of context. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the wonderwhy Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Spend saturday night with a hundred duck-sized Dave Grohl's, or one Dave Grohl-sized duck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SallyFaulknerStantonWarrio Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Would you rather live backstage in the VIP area for the rest of your life (but you are not allowed to leave to the rest of the festival) or live in Hartlepool working in a petrol station for the rest of your life (you are also not allowed to leave)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Piggy Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Woffy said: So basically you experience the smell of the longdrops all the time? I like the smell of chicken soup. If that's what the longdrops smell of then you all need to get a grip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deaf Nobby Burton Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Would you rather only be able to see any act from the furthest possible vantage point, so the sound is awful and you can barely see the stage... or get a prime front and centre spot for all your favourite acts, but you've got to spend the entire time defending a picnic blanket and shouting at anybody who treads on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Just now, Will-2609 said: I like the smell of chicken soup. If that's what the longdrops smell of then you all need to get a grip. Chicken soup smells rank. All chicken soup. All of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, SallyFaulknerStantonWarrio said: Would you rather live backstage in the VIP area for the rest of your life (but you are not allowed to leave to the rest of the festival) or live in Hartlepool working in a petrol station for the rest of your life (you are also not allowed to leave)? Depends on which one has microwaveable apple pies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussyTweets Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Watch Ed Sheeran or watch me w*nk my BEAUTIFUL PRICK on cam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeautifulProng Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 1 minute ago, RussyTweets said: Watch Ed Sheeran or watch me w*nk my BEAUTIFUL PRICK on cam? *grips prong* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deaf Nobby Burton Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 You get to pick your dream lineup, including deceased acts back from the dead, but it rains torrentially for every second of the festival, or you have to endure your worst possible lineup with acts you hate but its blissful sunshine for the entire festival (but not too hot)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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