lucyginger Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 13 minutes ago, mr gumby said: Found an idea for you, lucy. Love it!! Probably not quite as much as Scruffy does though.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Interesting Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 How about a Creepy Stalker Beard!? Quite why anyone would want to look like a creepy stalker escapes me though. https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00S52HULC?psc=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomicide Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 I've got a spare merkin if anyone wants to use that. *decides against real lips gag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted May 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 Dusty Hill wouldn't be seen dead with that thing on his chin. He'd rather shoot himself in the nards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big__phil Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 (edited) . Edited May 13, 2016 by big__phil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuttlep Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 would grow my own beard, but I would have had to have started in 1994 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyginger Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, shuttlep said: would grow my own beard, but I would have had to have started in 1994 I'd grow my own too, but I'd need rather a lot of hormone treatment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuttlep Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 1 minute ago, lucyginger said: I'd grow my own too, but I'd need rather a lot of hormone treatment. People pay to see that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyginger Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 20 minutes ago, shuttlep said: People pay to see that shit Tbh, I could do with the money. Actually no, I like being a girl! Without "extras"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffie Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 I've never partaken of the wigs or the other shit for the Glasto legends. BUT, for this I am tempted.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuttlep Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 28 minutes ago, lucyginger said: Tbh, I could do with the money. Actually no, I like being a girl! Without "extras"! yes , to be honest I like Girls without the extra's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyginger Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 21 minutes ago, jeffie said: I've never partaken of the wigs or the other shit for the Glasto legends. BUT, for this I am tempted.... Me neither! I am very tempted too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyginger Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 18 minutes ago, shuttlep said: yes , to be honest I like Girls without the extra's You and me both! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted May 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 If it escapes from the ZZ Top Wall of Death unscathed you can give it a bit of a trim and use it again for ELO on the Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6t6o6m Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 Love it! I tried growing some facial hair for the past 2 months but turning up to work looking like a hobo wasn't befitting so I got rid of it 2 days ago. This looks like a viable replacement to the real thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5co77ie Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 adapt this recipe: http://www.instructables.com/id/How-To-Grow-Your-Own-Epic-Dwarf-Beard-In-One-Eveni/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giantkatestacks Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 Late to ths thread but I have that very beard, purchased for Shambala to be Captain Birdseye during his goth phase. Looked good but couldnt eat or drink wearing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HattersBoy Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 Will they b selling them at the festival? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 On 13/05/2016 at 2:48 PM, Nobody Interesting said: How about a Creepy Stalker Beard!? Quite why anyone would want to look like a creepy stalker escapes me though. https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00S52HULC?psc=1 Is that Tim Booth? Maybe CalGon can get doublebeardbubble for his fake beard at the Other Stage Friday Opener Bonanza, brought to you by our big in the 90s sponsor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkyJoe Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 On 13 May 2016 at 5:52 PM, shuttlep said: yes , to be honest I like Girls without the extra's You should stay away from Thailand then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkyJoe Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 I like this one. I'm going stand at the entrance to the pyramid field with a big stick and shout 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozy Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 I'm in. #fakebeard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pear_Cider Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 On 13/05/2016 at 2:14 PM, CaledonianGonzo said: If I do decide to upgrade beard then I'll have a spare going begging. You'll be able to collect it down the front of ZZ Top from the group wearing fake beards where one is obviously better than all the others. On 13/05/2016 at 4:14 PM, CaledonianGonzo said: If it escapes from the ZZ Top Wall of Death unscathed you can give it a bit of a trim and use it again for ELO on the Sunday. Thanks Gonzo! You had me laughing so hard I could barely breathe!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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