The Kanye West Drinking Game.

[Icewulf]

Me and the gf have decided that the only way we can stomach seeing the almighty Yeesus is to turn the whole event into some kind of insane drinking game.

So we want to make a list of things we expect him to do on the night, and every time we tick one off the list, drinkingness will be achieved. Here's some we have so far, but add your suggestions!

Every time he stops a track mid flow to have an hour long rant

Every time he mentions Beyoncé in a loving way (double shots if he refers to her as "the best artist in the world right now")

Every time he refers to himself as Yeezus or Yeezy

Every time he repeats a song in the encore

Every time he stands over a giant glowing torrent of smoke and sings into it in an emotional way

Let's make this list as long as possible, and come join us to get Kanye w*nkered!

[Bignews]

every time he uses the N**** word - he plays 'All day', first and you'll be smashed for the rest as i believe it contains it something like 40 times?

[Icewulf]

Of course if he does a repeated encore of All Day then we'll be absolutely fucked.

[FloorFiller]

"mass alcohol poisoning at Glastonbury due to Kanye West performing All Day twice"

[Rose-Colored Boy]

God forbid he plays Paris six times like he used to on the WTT throne tour.

[Bignews]

"mass alcohol poisoning at Glastonbury due to Kanye West performing All Day twice"

would be an excellent night in the SE corner mind!

[mandolin]

or you could just go to another stage/tent/field/bus????

[The Placid Casual]

Everytime someone shouts the fishsticks joke, 2 fingers.

I'm wearing a t-shirt with it on. That doesn't count.

Edited March 18, 2015 by WessexBoy

[The Placid Casual]

would be an excellent night in the SE corner mind!

Every time he drops the n word, drop a pill (in your mouth, not on the floor)

[Guest]

I wont be joining in, I can't hold my liquor, but these bitches can't handle me.

[Bisque]

I went to my first AA meeting tonight, almost as depressing as a Kanye gig.

[the wonderwhy]

Waterfall for the entirety of any rant.

[jonodillieono]

Me and the gf have decided that the only way we can stomach seeing the almighty Yeesus is to turn the whole event into some kind of insane drinking game.

So we want to make a list of things we expect him to do on the night, and every time we tick one off the list, drinkingness will be achieved. Here's some we have so far, but add your suggestions!

Every time he stops a track mid flow to have an hour long rant

Every time he mentions Beyoncé in a loving way (double shots if he refers to her as "the best artist in the world right now")

Every time he refers to himself as Yeezus or Yeezy

Every time he repeats a song in the encore

Every time he stands over a giant glowing torrent of smoke and sings into it in an emotional way

Let's make this list as long as possible, and come join us to get Kanye w*nkered!

So you'd drink about 5 times total?

[Boopickledaddy]

I went to my first AA meeting tonight, almost as depressing as a Kanye gig.

Imagine if you had Kanye as your sponsor.

Anyway good luck

[Icewulf]

So you'd drink about 5 times total?

So... you do realise you quoted the following sentences, right?

"we want to make a list of things"

"Here's some we have so far, but add your suggestions!"

"Let's make this list as long as possible"

But yeah, this is just meant to be a bit of fun. And of course I wouldn't condone heavy drinking, or competitive drinking of any sort.

Or in fact drinking in general...

But let's all get w*nkered.

[whisty]

I went to my first AA meeting tonight, almost as depressing as a Kanye gig.

I know somebody who's been going for over 30 years. If you have a problem you can't control, stick with attending and getting support. You'll meet many many interesting and supportive people.

Edited March 19, 2015 by whisty

[LondonTom]

Me and the gf have decided that the only way we can stomach seeing the almighty Yeesus is to turn the whole event into some kind of insane drinking game.

Am I missing something? Will there not be better options elsewhere? I believe Glastonbury announced 2nd stage shortly after the petition?

[Icewulf]

Am I missing something? Will there not be better options elsewhere? I believe Glastonbury announced 2nd stage shortly after the petition?

If there is a better option than wandering around the Pyramid Field getting blind drunk watching Kanye pace up and down on stage ranting to everyone about the state of the music industry until we both pass out in a puddle of piss-mud then I'd love to hear it.

[LondonTom]

If there is a better option than wandering around the Pyramid Field getting blind drunk watching Kanye pace up and down on stage ranting to everyone about the state of the music industry until we both pass out in a puddle of piss-mud then I'd love to hear it.

Nah can't think of anything at all, sounds great watching an act you find hard to stomach.

[Icewulf]

Nah can't think of anything at all, sounds great watching an act you find hard to stomach.

It's copious amounts of drink I find hard to stomach.

Kanye's alright.

[Untz]

If there is a better option than wandering around the Pyramid Field getting blind drunk watching Kanye pace up and down on stage ranting to everyone about the state of the music industry until we both pass out in a puddle of piss-mud then I'd love to hear it.

If he was just going to come on stage, do a 30 minute rant and then piss off I'd definitely go. I've seen Mik Artistik sets like that and they were fantastic.

But, he probably won't rant. There might be someone on in the Cabaret tent that will though and you get to lie down while getting blind drunk in there. No piss-mud either.