NFR NFC >>>>>>2015

[pentura]

[lucyginger]

I once had a fairly drunken conversation with a chap in the pub who asked me the following;

Would you rather have a duck sized horse, or a horse sized duck?

Much discussion ensued.

And now back to my year end!

[jeffie]

Would you rather have a duck sized horse, or a horse sized duck?

Finbarr, in a truly horrible way.......

[pentura]

Horse sized duck without a doubt!

Imagine trying to feed an 8 foot duck! Christ on a bike..

[fatyeti24]

I once had a fairly drunken conversation with a chap in the pub who asked me the following;

Would you rather have a duck sized horse, or a horse sized duck?

Much discussion ensued.

And now back to my year end!

i had a drunken conversation with a german chap earlier this year who tried to convince me that the german word for horse is klippen-kloppen.

[A Guy Called Matt]

I want a duck sized horse.

[A Guy Called Matt]

There are 5 lemon sweets and 4 orange sweets in a bag. Kiran takes one of the sweets at random and eats it. Claire then takes a sweet at random. Calculate the probability that they both take a sweet of the same flavour.

[pentura]

[A Guy Called Matt]

The force, F, between two magnets varies inversely as the square of the distance, d, between them. F = 150 when d = 2. Calculate F when d = 4.

[A Guy Called Matt]

I really really really want a duck sized horse!

[Chazwozza]

There are 5 lemon sweets and 4 orange sweets in a bag. Kiran takes one of the sweets at random and eats it. Claire then takes a sweet at random. Calculate the probability that they both take a sweet of the same flavour.

Easy - it's 50/50

Either they will or they won't

This statistical simplifier can be applied to everything involving probabilities...

...probably.

[pentura]

I tried that probability Q and hurt my head.

I know it's probability of one sweet ( 9 x 8 x 7 x 6 x 5 x 4 x 3 x 2 x 1) then dunno where to go after that..

My secondary school maths teacher really wasn't lying when she said I'd need maths after school

[mr gumby]

The force, F, between two magnets varies inversely as the square of the distance, d, between them. F = 150 when d = 2. Calculate F when d = 4.

Answer:

X = NFR / NFC

Where R = Fuck you, and C = Get a map.

[pentura]

I really really really want a duck sized horse!

That duck has the same haircut as most blokes nowadays aged 12 and up

[A Guy Called Matt]

Answer:

X = NFR / NFC

Where R = Fuck you, and C = Get a map.

So X = No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map

[A Guy Called Matt]

Easy - it's 50/50

Either they will or they won't

This statistical simplifier can be applied to everything involving probabilities...

...probably.

I tried that probability Q and hurt my head.

I know it's probability of one sweet ( 9 x 8 x 7 x 6 x 5 x 4 x 3 x 2 x 1) then dunno where to go after that..

My secondary school maths teacher really wasn't lying when she said I'd need maths after school

The probability of either of these being correct is probably slightly higher than the probability of me knowing the probability of the sweet question.

Maybe

QED

Edited April 30, 2015 by mattyc1965

[mr gumby]

So X = No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map

Yup, sounds about right!

[pentura]

[A Guy Called Matt]

Yup, sounds about right!

OK

So as x = y

No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map=No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map.

No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map - No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map + No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map = No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map

No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map - No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map + No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map

--------- = ---

No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map-No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map

No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map

1 + --- = ---

No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map-No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map- No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map

Result:

Insanity rules

[lucyginger]

i had a drunken conversation with a german chap earlier this year who tried to convince me that the german word for horse is klippen-kloppen.

Did you know the Welsh word for microwave is popty ping?

[stuartbert two hats]

Remember, every duck's beak contains the face of a dog. Look closely, you can't unsee.

[mr gumby]

OK

So as x = y

No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map=No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map.

No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map - No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map + No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map = No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map

No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map - No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map + No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map

--------- = ---

No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map-No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map

No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map

1 + --- = ---

No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map-No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map- No Fecking Fuck You No Fecking Get a Map

Result:

Insanity rules

All silliness aside, though, I think the answer to the sweets question is 4/9.

[pentura]

Remember, every duck's beak contains the face of a dog. Look closely, you can't unsee.

Ducks are flying dogs of fresh water

[pentura]

And dogs are flightless land ducks

[mr gumby]

Did you know the Welsh word for microwave is popty ping?

Mrs gumby learnt Welsh for a bit. When she read that one, she was giggling for about 2 hours!