Committed drug heads

[Sawdusty surfer]

^ Well, three out of four in my case x

[Stokesy10]

Why on his bollox? I'm so confused ....

[Chimps in Balaclavas]

Chopping chillies and then getting down to business isn't so good either.

Top tip everyone,use scissors!

[foolelle]

Some one i knew put deep heat on his dick after rubbing his back then going for a piss but did not have a wash ....... funny as hell for us not so much fun for me !

[Superscally]

My mate, who is probably a pervert if truth be known, applied Vaseline to his bollocks before catching the bus into town to work one morning. He indicated that he was only a quarter of the way through the journey when the pain hit him. It hit him so hard that he cried for the rest of the journey. He got into work and went to the toilets immediately. H went into one of the shitters where he dropped his bags and put his conkers over the rim of the toilet and splashed water onto his private parts from the water in the wc pan. I suspect from this (as I just know it's true that he performed this act) that Vaseline isn't really a useful sexual lubricant.

[Divein]

It was definitely deep heat or Vaporub

[Zoo Music Girl]

I don't have bollocks but am also struggling with why applying Vaseline to them would cause him any pain. I put it on my face all the time, it's a moisturiser essentially - and a magic one at that.

More info, Yoghurt!

[Stokesy10]

So....why did he rub Vaseline on his bollocks in the first place?

[adamg1602]

So....why did he rub Vaseline on his bollocks in the first place?

[jeffie]

Moisturising lol

[Stokesy10]

Moisturising his ball bag? I'm so confused. What's more confusing is that most peoples responses have been regarding whether it'd sting or not...not the point of why a human would need to rub Vaseline on his sack!

[Festival Liam]

There is no way Vaseline should make a ball sack hurt ... it works fine without burning everywhere else in that area...

It was either deep heat, laced with some kind of drugs from a previous condom experience.. or he has an especially sensitive sack!

[The_Amazing_Oblong]

Someone on here posted a couple years ago about a great idea for getting drugs into the festival. They put them in an open french stick sandwich with a bite taken out of it. That way if the dogs bark at him it would look like they were after his meal. Genious!

Then I saw this the other day ;

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/cocaine-sandwich-benidorm-police-arrest-man-for-smuggling-100-grams-of-drug-in-ham-and-cheese-toastie-9337112.html

Wonder if it was the same guy ?

Edited May 19, 2014 by The_Amazing_Oblong

[Aby]

edited

Edited May 20, 2014 by Aby

[Stokesy10]

My mates took a load of stuff wrapped up so it was watertight, then in gaffer tape then stuck to the bottom of one of these

They filled it with hot coffee and came into the camper van field at Secret Garden Party, got pulled over for a standard vehicle search and sat chatting to security supping on said coffee, they ended up having a good old chat about their camper van and were waved off with a smile - genius (and pretty bold)

[Aby]

I don't know how they wrapped it but it definitely worked - will have to find out the finer details...

[FloorFiller]

i'd be scared of my drugs turning to mush / degrading somehow because of the scolding hot temperature surrounding them. sure that can't be good for them

gotta say i'm worrying more than usual about bringing stuff in this year due to travelling by car rather than coach (which is what i usually do and obviously has no problem getting through as they wouldn't search and entire coach) so i'm open for any inventive ideas that would work (although i'm sure the police have seen em all)

[jimbo85]

What about taping your stash inside your boxers, right next to your nuts? Surely they won't pat down your bollocks?

[FloorFiller]

What about taping your stash inside your boxers, right next to your nuts? Surely they won't pat down your bollocks?

[Stokesy10]

Hopefully police and security of Glasto read this popular site guys. Keep up the good work. It's almost as clever as the "can we talk about drugs" thread.

[jimbo85]

We are you worried about dogs? On the car journey down, or at the gates? Never seen any at the gates.

[frostypaw]

That mug plan was a good idea, now ruined by being made public. Everyone with a coffee will now have it checked

Nice one

[Aby]

Sorry, was just contributing to a thread already teeming with ideas.

Would you prefer me to delete it?

[Stokesy10]

Doesn't make a difference. Can't believe people would talk about stuff like this on one of the key Glastonbury forums. The "let's talk about drugs" thread someone made a while back was an embarrassment, the details of sites and ideas that were being talked about. Unreal levels of amateur stupidity. (This isn't aimed at you in particular Aby, I understand you were just adding to what was already there).

Well done though guys, good work!

It's pretty simple, sort yourselves out and use your brains.

[Aby]

I was't posting what I would do, I don't take drugs or anything like that

I just thought it was a funny story!