What not to do a Glastonbury ?

[blackchopper]

Loads of post on what to see and how to spend your time but there must be some shit stuff going on the we should give a miss ...... any info please

[UEF]

Hold any sort of flag. By far and away the most antisocial act of the festival, and I include littering in that.

[math125]

Don't take any preconceptions with you.

[Woffy]

Hold any sort of flag. By far and away the most antisocial act of the festival, and I include littering in that.

[Woffy]

Don't take any preconceptions with you.

[FuzzyDunlop]

Go with anyone called Matt

[stuartbert two hats]

Get stuck in a rut. Virtually everything is worth doing, including going to the Pyramid and eating a Growler, but please please please go to other stages and eat other food.

[Yesiamaduck]

Go with anyone called Matt

[UEF]

Do not sit in front of this all day

[Glastonlocal]

...at any stage, say the name "Allen". Even if you have a friend called Allen. He is not called Allen at this festival. He is called Toby.

[Titters2]

Let Purple Aki anywhere near your tent.

[Yesiamaduck]

In fairness, my first year I did exactly that and had a great time. Glad I did - front row seats for McCartney and Muse - was dying for a piss after though.

Edited May 4, 2014 by Yesiamaduck

[ghandi]

Do not sit in front of this all day

[FuzzyDunlop]

My real tip.

Pick 1 MUST see act for each day (maybe 2). See them.

See where you end up along the way.

Enjoy it!

Edited May 4, 2014 by FuzzyDunlop

[musky]

There is no shit stuff, just stuff that you don't enjoy but others might.

Unless of course Babyshambles ends up playing.

[Ted Dansons Wig]

Don't forget what you've done with yr ticket if yr in the camper van fields

[billum]

Pick 1 MUST see act for each day (maybe 2). See them.

See where you end up along the way.

[Phil-itfc]

2 things,

Don't buy bottled water, just bring your own bottle and fill up from the taps.

Don't go to the mobile phone charging tent, I've not done this myself. But it looks like the worst possible way to spend time at Glastonbury.

[Yesiamaduck]

2 things,

Don't buy bottled water, just bring your own bottle and fill up from the taps.

Don't go to the mobile phone charging tent, I've not done this myself. But it looks like the worst possible way to spend time at Glastonbury.

[Leggins]

Don't spend your time doing what you feel you SHOULD be doing because someone else said so. Do whatever you feel like at the time.

[math125]

Don't do this this (it's disgusting)

*NSFW or the faint hearted

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hiUM7CZiCMU/UBD5bSLKmYI/AAAAAAAAAHo/rHGd707hInM/s1600/Festival-Toilet.jpg

Edited May 4, 2014 by math125

[Yesiamaduck]

^ ban request

[frostypaw]

He's right tho, that is definitely a thing Not To Do

DO NOT HOVER over the loos - this is the ONLY way shit gets on the seats, it's entirely the fault of people hovering/squatting. If it's dirty walk to find a new one don't make it worse, someone has to clean it up.

You will not catch anything off the loos, it's not washing your hands that gets people. Definitely do do that.

[math125]

He's right tho, that is definitely a thing Not To Do

DO NOT HOVER over the loos - this is the ONLY way shit gets on the seats, it's entirely the fault of people hovering/squatting. If it's dirty walk to find a new one don't make it worse, someone has to clean it up.

You will not catch anything off the loos, it's not washing your hands that gets people. Definitely do do that.

[math125]

^ ban request