Weeing + Large Crowds

[Bugle]

Right this is deadly serious, I wee alot, got a very active bladder.

I plan on watching Primal Scream and The Rolling Stones so this will be like 3 hours plus and I'll need to piss a good few times, I mean fighting my way through the mammoth crowd each time will be an absolute nightmare and I'm not sure if I could even drag myself away from The Stones set. Anyone got any tips and advice???

I mean is weeing in cup acceptable or a mates welly or down your leg???

Edited April 10, 2013 by Bugle

[Bugle]

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Edited April 10, 2013 by Bugle

[Homer]

I think it's prob best not to ask!

[pie_and_a_pint]

Don't drink loads (or at all) just before and during?

[Kyelo]

Never done it myself, got a bladder of steel and don't actually mind leaving a crowd. I don't mind people doing it as long as it doesn't spray on me! Saying that, how to dispose of it? Pouring on the deck isn't very good for the environment!

[russycarps]

I normally walk to the toilet then walk back to where I was stood, saying excuse me to people as I move past them.

[pie_and_a_pint]

If you must piss in a crowd at least use a bottle (with lid) that you can dispose of properly. Or a travel John.

[little_jim]

If your going to pee in a cup dispose of it in the right manner..! Cold beer/cider down your back is bearable but being hit by a warm yellow looking fluid is not at all nice.!

[Andy0808 v3.0]

I wee in a cup and then just throw it, it's also really funny if i see it hit someone.

joking.

[MEGABOWL]

I normally walk to the toilet then walk back to where I was stood, saying excuse me to people as I move past them.

[Ted Dansons Wig]

When push comes to shove - a thread about whether its acceptable to wee yourself or miss a couple of Stones songs is a true sign that we're getting closer to d-day.

[little_jim]

I wee in a cup and then just throw it, it's also really funny if i see it hit someone.

joking.

[Matt - Ed Banger Records]

Just make sure you position yourself in the crowd correctly ie: near to the toilets! Or failing that take precautions and take in a wide bottle and carry the urine around with you until you find somewhere to dispose of it. No excuse really for going in a cup and then pouring it on the ground.

[fatyeti24]

I wee in a cup and then just throw it, it's also really funny if i see it hit someone.

joking.

[Bugle]

I wee in a cup and then just throw it, it's also really funny if i see it hit someone.

joking.

Edited April 10, 2013 by Bugle

[redmosquito]

As someone who also has a very active bladder I just find that I have to plan ahead and I stop drinking (anything) probably an hour before the act I want to see is on and I try and time my last piss top as close to when they're coming on stage as possible. This is much easier if like me you bring your kids so your towards the back of the crowds anyway. I can manage just about to be around the front at gigs but at festivals is just nigh on impossible. I really hate my bladder but pissing whilst in the crowd is just unpleasant and not something I've ever even considered.

[SonOfTroyMcClure]

cup is easier but disposal is an issue. Wouldn't recommend it if you're in a dense crowd like 'near the front of the pyramid stage for primal scream/rolling stones. Otherwise a bottle is the way forward, just make sure it has a lid...

of course the easiest option is to stand near toilets...

[benc]

stand near the toilets if you see it being that much of a problem.

I'd much rather you piss yourself than piss in a cup

[Kyelo]

yeah me too. like Begbie in that scene from Trainspotting with the pint glass.

[Homer]

Prob best to get on the spirits/wine - about an hour beforehand (I use this same technique in comedy clubs as you don't want to be up and down every 10 mins).

[Ted Dansons Wig]

Hope the bastard Welshmen who pissed down the back of our legs during Neil Young on Friday and then Bruce on Saturday in 2009 are reading this. Different Welshmen I might add.

So best advice I can give is don't stand in front of any Welsh blokes at the Pyramid.

[abdoujaparov]

I normally walk to the toilet then walk back to where I was stood, saying excuse me to people as I move past them.

[The_Amazing_Oblong]

Never really had a problem, even at Pyramid. There is quite a bit of time in between acts, plenty enough to get to the toilets and back when the crowd thins out. Guess I'm lucky enough to go one full set without needing to empty but on the odd occasion I have needed to go mid act it has taken around 10-15 minutes to get to the toilet (urinals - no queue) and back again. It's not actually as packed as it looks and there is normally enough space to thread your way through - Just be sure you know exactly where you came from

[Bisque]

If I'm desperate I'll go in my spare pint cups I stack up to increase the strength & rigidity of any pint I happen to be drinking, making sure to dispose of the contents in a toilet.

I never bother going to thr front anyway as its a pain to het out of & I have just as much fun socialising nearer the middle

[redmosquito]

Also if your male the urinals in the pyramid field generally mean that you can still watch whoevers on whilst you empty your bladder so you don't really miss anything if you do have to go.

No excuse really for not using them as far as I'm concerned.