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'This is your third headliner, along with Eminem and Biffy Clyro... The final headliner for Reading and Leeds festivals is... reuniting especially... this band....'

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"Okay, are you ready? It's 7.19pm, so I can finally announce the third and final headliner for Reading and Leeds. We've already had Eminem and Biffy Clyro announced which has divided opinion, but I can 100% say that everybody will explode at this announcement. They've split up, reunited, split up again and are back for one final FINAL show. They're great legends, an institution, a tour de force. The whole world is going to be watching and Twitter is going to go into meltdown after I announce that, I can confirm, the final, iconic, headliner at Reading and Leeds 2013 is..."

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"Okay, are you ready? It's 7.19pm, so I can finally announce the third and final headliner for Reading and Leeds. We've already had Eminem and Biffy Clyro announced which has divided opinion, but I can 100% say that everybody will explode at this announcement. They've split up, reunited, split up again and are back for one final FINAL show. They're great legends, an institution, a tour de force. The whole world is going to be watching and Twitter is going to go into meltdown after I announce that, I can confirm, the final, iconic, headliner at Reading and Leeds 2013 is..."

YO I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT

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*Insert Zane Lowe voice*

"Ladies and gentlemen, we are moments away from announcing the third and final headliner for Reading & Leeds festival 2013. Twitter has been blowing up ALL day speculating on who the final headliner might be. *plays Lose Yourself* to much controversy and joy we've already announced Eminem as one main stage headliner, *plays Mountains* we've ALSO already announced Scottish rock trio Biffy Clyro as our second main stage headliner *music stops*. I can now reveal that, back on the UK festival scene, this band has sold out arena's across the world, with an array of hits. People of the world, our FINAL headliner for Reading and Leeds Festival 2013..."

"I'M THROUGH WITH STANDING IN LINES TO CLUBS I'LL NEVER GET IN"

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*Insert Zane Lowe voice*

"Ladies and gentlemen, we are moments away from announcing the third and final headliner for Reading & Leeds festival 2013. Twitter has been blowing up ALL day speculating on who the final headliner might be. *plays Lose Yourself* to much controversy and joy we've already announced Eminem as one main stage headliner, *plays Mountains* we've ALSO already announced Scottish rock trio Biffy Clyro as our second main stage headliner *music stops*. I can now reveal that, back on the UK festival scene, this band has sold out arena's across the world, with an array of hits. People of the world, our FINAL headliner for Reading and Leeds Festival 2013..."

"I'M THROUGH WITH STANDING IN LINES TO CLUBS I'LL NEVER GET IN"

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'And after the announcements of Biffy Clyro and Eminem which has been met with mixed responses, we can now reveal to you now that the third and final headliner for Reading and Leeds festival 2013 is...

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you...'

I know its probably been done before but I would lose my shit if this happened.

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'And after the announcements of Biffy Clyro and Eminem which has been met with mixed responses, we can now reveal to you now that the third and final headliner for Reading and Leeds festival 2013 is...

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you...'

I know its probably been done before but I would lose my shit if this happened.

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