Lineup 2014

[Yellow_Fellow]

http://www.readingfestival.com/information/general-info-camping-information/toilet-roll

it's official

[rawaudioinput]

Shit just hit the fan

[TenInchToenaiIs]

just made the long drops 500x worse

[dentalplan]

It's 2014; who still uses toilet paper?

[rawaudioinput]

I do genuinely think that as R&L try and squeeze every penny out of their customers a few years down the line they will do something that is a step too far and it will lead to MASSIVE rioting

[TheSilence]

I'm more of a wet wipe guy anyway. Easier on the bum

[kemosabe]

Does anyone know (other then programme lanyard) if there is a way of getting set times on site... Been meaning to ask for ages but forogt

as last year both clashfinder and lanyard were destroyed in the rain and i was relying on others/ guessing on the sunday what was happening as there didnt seem to be a noticeboard or anything

[lightning1000]

Does anyone know (other then programme lanyard) if there is a way of getting set times on site... Been meaning to ask for ages but forogt

as last year both clashfinder and lanyard were destroyed in the rain and i was relying on others/ guessing on the sunday what was happening as there didnt seem to be a noticeboard or anything

Your phone

[the wonderwhy]

Who takes a phone with internet?

[kaosmark2]

There isn't. I asked around a lot last year - because (understandably), punters kept asking me, and the answer was always "buy a program".

[kemosabe]

Yep my festival nokia brick doesnt quite allow for that

There surely must be somewhere which has times right like if someone drops out or is delyed surely they post such information somewhere?

[dentalplan]

Memorise them.

[kemosabe]

There isn't. I asked around a lot last year - because (understandably), punters kept asking me, and the answer was always "buy a program".

I didnt see them sold anywhere other then thurday.... Where do you get them from??

[Gucci Piggy]

Last year my mate went to the longdrops without toilet paper and only realised when it was too late. So he decided it would be a good idea to use the shit-covered jumper that had been left in there, that several people had clearly used to wipe their arse.

Well he's not really my mate, I'd never met him before Leeds, but he was camped with us.

Weird.

[the wonderwhy]

The information tents have them

[kaosmark2]

if someone drops out or is delyed surely they post such information somewhere?

They have a few electronic screens around near the arena entrance and various stages that have such information, but no, they don't put the times up anywhere outside the programmes. Outrageous but there you go.

I didnt see them sold anywhere other then thurday.... Where do you get them from??

As Matt says, the info tents have them, and there's still people wandering around until Sunday afternoon whose job it is to sell them.

[TheSilence]

I'm sure there was a noticeboard at the top of our camp by the toilets with set times on there. There definitely was in '12 cos I remember reading it whilst my mate went for a shit, dunno about '13.

[kaosmark2]

Last year my mate went to the longdrops without toilet paper and only realised when it was too late. So he decided it would be a good idea to use the shit-covered jumper that had been left in there, that several people had clearly used to wipe their arse.

Well he's not really my mate, I'd never met him before Leeds, but he was camped with us.

Weird.

That's disgusting. Also unnecessary considering that you could ask for toilet paper at the campsite office which is right next to the toilets (at least at the Reading ones).

[kaosmark2]

I'm sure there was a noticeboard at the top of our camp by the toilets with set times on there. There definitely was in '12 cos I remember reading it whilst my mate went for a shit, dunno about '13.

Yeah, there was in '12. They cut it last year.

[Gucci Piggy]

That's disgusting. Also unnecessary considering that you could ask for toilet paper at the campsite office which is right next to the toilets (at least at the Reading ones).

I'm sure he'd have loved to waddle over to ask for toilet paper whilst smearing his pooey arse allover itself.

[Gucci Piggy]

Also I'm not sure there was a campsite office. I don't think offices exist in the north.

[TheSilence]

Yeah, there was in '12. They cut it last year.

Ah right, makes sense! How come they cut it? Just so more people would buy the lanyards?

[the wonderwhy]

As well as having programmes the people at the info tents will tell you a particular stage time if you ask. Or if you spot someone with a programme just ask, most people are willing to let you have a look.

Also I see Leeds haven't said they're not dishing out loo roll

[dentalplan]

We never had it. We don't use it.

[Gucci Piggy]

Because Reading-goers are smart enough to take their own toilet roll in if there's none provided. Leeds-goers would probably use their hands and then go have a burger.

Edited July 30, 2014 by Will-2609