The line up to all the other sh**ty Festivals

[ohmygod]

[ohmygod]

Away you go with your suggestions against all of these acts then .............

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

No mention of Peruvian pan pipe music. I'm not going to that festival.

[Bisque]

What about the ridiculously young indie band?

[eFestivals]

what about X Factor failure?

[dingbat2]

The Stone Roses wont play that far down

[LondonTom]

Don't the main stages at glasto resemble this anyway?

Old timer now doing shows in an Las Vegas casino, added in for a "laugh" =p

[grumpyhack]

Band who played the very first festival that no one can really remember or has heard of since but whose name someone found on an old poster.

[dingbat2]

Kasabian

[Jackmypie]

I hope out of place rapper plays his older shit

[Vanderlyle]

I assume I'm not the only one who finds that particulalry un-amusing?

Little bit of lol for Jackmypie though....

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Have no fear - you are not alone.

[mrtourette]

I'm not sure what's meant by "other" festivals as a lot of this can also be applied to Glasto.

[thesecretingredientiscrime]

I'm not sure what's meant by "other" festivals as a lot of this can also be applied to Glasto.

[dingbat2]

^{Doesn't Damon Albarn fit into most of those categories with his various incarnations?}

^{I wonder which band does fit most categories?}

[The Nal]

Increasingly Mainstream Headliner: Mumford and Sons/Kings of Leon/Killers/Arctic Monkeys

Good Headliner Playing Latest Shitty Album: Paul Simon

Inoffensive Singer-Songwriter: Bon Iver

Out-Of-Place-Rapper: Wyclef

90s Band grasping at Final Nostalgia: Soundgarden

Bearded Jam Band: Allman Brothers

Fat Jam Band: Allman Brothers/CSN

Fat,Bearded Jam Band: Allman Brothers

Reunited Band Your Friend Is Flipping Over: Elastica

Lead Singer Making Bad Career Choice By Going Solo: Chris Martin

Band That Will Cancel at Last Minute: Guns n Roses

Under age Female Jazz Prodigy That Probably Shouldn’t Be Around This Many Drugs: Winehouse (oops)

African Tribal Music Everyone Will Politely Clap For: Tinariwen

Multi-Instrumental: Tinariwen

Genera Defying Nut Job: Serj Tankian

Band From New i-pod commercial: Vampire Weekend

Band You Came To See: Pink Floyd!!

[Madyokel]

Band That Will Cancel at Last Minute: Guns n Roses

[grumpyhack]

Plus rumoured 'Secret Gig' appearance that's so secret that you never find it but afterwards everyone else, who seemed to know, says it was superb.