Madonna

[KatiePC]

Just before the tickets went on sale our local radio station stated she was a rumour to be playing. She's done Coachella or whatever it's called, so I'm wondering. She is due a new album and Glastonbury is an ideal platform for promoting purposes. No doubt it would give her the exposure she'd love. Could it be she is the American Eavis has been after? And let's face it she is an old act having been going 30 odd years now. The whole field singing Holiday? Possible I reckon.

[mike99]

could be

[russycarps]

Just before the tickets went on sale our local radio station stated she was a rumour to be playing. She's done Coachella or whatever it's called, so I'm wondering. She is due a new album and Glastonbury is an ideal platform for promoting purposes. No doubt it would give her the exposure she'd love. Could it be she is the American Eavis has been after? And let's face it she is an old act having been going 30 odd years now. The whole field singing Holiday? Possible I reckon.

[KatiePC]

why dont you ask yuor friend? You know, the one who told you roger waters was definitely playing?

[shazbam]

Who knows - and to me it really doesnt matter who headlines, there will always be plenty to see and do

[KatiePC]

Just be interesting to see the response if she did play that's all.

[eoinca]

Just be interesting to see the response if she did play that's all.

[theampersanddevil]

did i not start this rumour the other day on the thread? And it was a random came into my head what if. Hate it too be true?

[The Nal]

The response would be a combination of:

"OMG thats the best news ever"

"FFS she's rubbish, what are they thinking"

and

"I don't care, there's plenty of other things to see and do at Glasto so I'll be fine"

[dirty_dog]

she can't sing live and could potentially be a laughing stock and ruin whats left of her reputation.

[Hermia]

Yeah and: "Only if she walks out arse naked with Beyonce, both with the old rabbits nostrils glistening in the sun like a slick of gulf oil, and perform vile lesbian yet athletic sexual acts on each other while an animated 3D John Bonham plays the intro to When the Levee Breaks.".

Betcha some twat will post that.

[The Nal]

Is it wrong that I first read that as John Barrowman?

[sifi]

I quite liked the true blue album.

I was a child at the time mind.

[cdm22]

As long as she doesn't dance about like a 21 year old hooker whilst wearing a leotard then it would be worth a watch...unfortunately she hasn't done that in years and it will probably make me a bit sick

Edited October 13, 2010 by cdm22

[4AssedMonkey]

I think I brought this idea up on another thread. Big, long established act, female and American. Could be the clues Eavis was dropping. TBH I can't stand the talentless, gap toothed, child stealing old hag and think it would be waste of cash for the festival to pay what she would want, but each to their own.

[jameshunt]

I think I brought this idea up on another thread. Big, long established act, female and American. Could be the clues Eavis was dropping. TBH I can't stand the talentless, gap toothed, child stealing old hag and think it would be waste of cash for the festival to pay what she would want, but each to their own.

[4AssedMonkey]

I realise that Glasto has fixed fees lower than certain artists can command, but if they were paying Madonna £5, I think it would be too much.

[Big Vern]

personal preferences and all that, but it is ridiculous to slate an artist like Madonna. She is pretty much one of the (if not the) most successful female acts of all time, with massive album sales in the last 3 decades. I am not a fan, but had to accompany my mrs to see her at Wembley Arena a couple of years ago for the Confessions Tour as the friend she was going with dropped out last minute and to be honest, it was a spectacular show. If she does get a headline slot, she will work the crowd.

[jameshunt]

personal preferences and all that, but it is ridiculous to slate an artist like Madonna. She is pretty much one of the (if not the) most successful female acts of all time, with massive album sales in the last 3 decades. I am not a fan, but had to accompany my mrs to see her at Wembley Arena a couple of years ago for the Confessions Tour as the friend she was going with dropped out last minute and to be honest, it was a spectacular show. If she does get a headline slot, she will work the crowd.

[fatyeti24]

Ewwww. She's getting a bit old for that surely.

[jameshunt]

but i won't have had a wash for several days by that point, so it's swings and roundabouts.

[rexclark]

Please no, she'll scare the children.

[MEGABOWL]

Yeah and: "Only if she walks out arse naked with Beyonce, both with the old rabbits nostrils glistening in the sun like a slick of gulf oil, and perform vile lesbian yet athletic sexual acts on each other while an animated 3D John Bonham plays the intro to When the Levee Breaks.".

Betcha some twat will post that.

[mrtutz]

I think I brought this idea up on another thread. Big, long established act, female and American. Could be the clues Eavis was dropping. TBH I can't stand the talentless, gap toothed, child stealing old hag and think it would be waste of cash for the festival to pay what she would want, but each to their own.

[4AssedMonkey]

personal preferences and all that, but it is ridiculous to slate an artist like Madonna. She is pretty much one of the (if not the) most successful female acts of all time, with massive album sales in the last 3 decades. I am not a fan, but had to accompany my mrs to see her at Wembley Arena a couple of years ago for the Confessions Tour as the friend she was going with dropped out last minute and to be honest, it was a spectacular show. If she does get a headline slot, she will work the crowd.