Worthy Farm CHEESE

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

35 minutes ago, Quark said:

My friends decided to have wedding cheese instead of wedding cake. 5 stacked rounds of different cheese and a LOT of crackers, chutneys and the like.

Their wedding was in July.

They did not think this through.

Our wedding cake was going to be a 3 tiered cake with all tiers being a cake outer but filled completely with smarties. We were then going to cut through the cake with a chainsaw. However, despite a strong desire to do this we realised that our more conservative parents would probably have a stroke. 

If that wasn't enough, our original plans would have seen me wearing a veil, which my wife would lift up and kiss me at the appropriate moment in the service. That would definitely have killed them off, so again was abandoned as a 'runner'.

[Zoo Music Girl]

45 minutes ago, Quark said:

My friends decided to have wedding cheese instead of wedding cake. 5 stacked rounds of different cheese and a LOT of crackers, chutneys and the like.

Their wedding was in July.

They did not think this through.

My friend had wedding cheese too! Sadly I was too drunk by that point to sample any of it.

[Quark]

1 minute ago, Zoo Music Girl said:

My friend had wedding cheese too! Sadly I was too drunk by that point to sample any of it.

Never too drunk for cheese 😄

[Zoo Music Girl]

Just now, Quark said:

Never too drunk for cheese 😄

Normally that would be true. This is the wedding where I threw up everywhere and completely humiliated myself though...

[Crazyfool01]

1 hour ago, Quark said:

My friends decided to have wedding cheese instead of wedding cake. 5 stacked rounds of different cheese and a LOT of crackers, chutneys and the like.

Their wedding was in July.

They did not think this through.

I’m going to all extremes but marriage might be taking this a step too far 🙂 

[blutarsky]

1 hour ago, Quark said:

My friends decided to have wedding cheese instead of wedding cake. 5 stacked rounds of different cheese and a LOT of crackers, chutneys and the like.

Their wedding was in July.

They did not think this through.

We did that. Did you come? 

[Quark]

Just now, blutarsky said:

We did that. Did you come? 

Sam? 😄

[Quark]

16 minutes ago, Zoo Music Girl said:

Normally that would be true. This is the wedding where I threw up everywhere and completely humiliated myself though...

Ah. One of those.

[Crazyfool01]

Just now, Quark said:

Sam? 😄

Your life is getting very weird across 2 threads 🙂 

[blutarsky]

2 minutes ago, Quark said:

Sam? 😄

Nope 👎🏻 

Sam’s got good taste in cake though. And got married the same time of year as me. 

[Wellyboot]

1 hour ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Our wedding cake was going to be a 3 tiered cake with all tiers being a cake outer but filled completely with smarties. We were then going to cut through the cake with a chainsaw. However, despite a strong desire to do this we realised that our more conservative parents would probably have a stroke. 

If that wasn't enough, our original plans would have seen me wearing a veil, which my wife would lift up and kiss me at the appropriate moment in the service. That would definitely have killed them off, so again was abandoned as a 'runner'.

😆 that would have been incredible!

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

14 hours ago, Wellyboot said:

😆 that would have been incredible!

I think, on reflection, that our original plans for the wedding may have been a little deranged. There was also going to be a point whereby I was to do the grooms speech. However, we planned it that I would actually start to say something and then my 'wife' would say 'Shut up and sit down'. i was then going to sit down and not say another word.

One might get the impression from this that my wife is of a domineering character. She is. but not in my direction. We were just going to do all that stuff because we found it funny. At the end of the day though we both had conservative (and Conservative) parents to accommodate, so we reigned it in.

 

[Wellyboot]

2 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

I think, on reflection, that our original plans for the wedding may have been a little deranged. There was also going to be a point whereby I was to do the grooms speech. However, we planned it that I would actually start to say something and then my 'wife' would say 'Shut up and sit down'. i was then going to sit down and not say another word.

One might get the impression from this that my wife is of a domineering character. She is. but not in my direction. We were just going to do all that stuff because we found it funny. At the end of the day though we both had conservative (and Conservative) parents to accommodate, so we reigned it in.

 

😂 that would have been very funny! 

[DarrenVonBoathook]

Ms DVB came home with the Worth Farm Reserve Cheddar & Pickle from the local co-op. No festival entry sticker or code anywhere to be found on it.

I assume the promotion is still on?

 

 

Edited March 12, 2021 by DarrenVonBoathook

[Wellyboot]

9 minutes ago, DarrenVonBoathook said:

Ms DVB came home with the Worth Farm Reserve Cheddar & Pickle from the local co-op. No festival entry sticker or code anywhere to be found on it.

I assume the promotion is still on?

 

 

How strange?

I cant answer your question sorry, but please can u let me know if its nice 🙂

[Wellyboot]

@crazyfool1 did u get one? Did yours have a code on? 

[Crazyfool01]

13 minutes ago, DarrenVonBoathook said:

Ms DVB came home with the Worth Farm Reserve Cheddar & Pickle from the local co-op. No festival entry sticker or code anywhere to be found on it.

I assume the promotion is still on?

 

 

Yeah it’s only just started ... sticker should have been on the film on the front 😞 

[March Hare]

I’ve seen plenty of the competition stickers open while still on the shelves

Edited March 12, 2021 by March Hare

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

27 minutes ago, March Hare said:

I’ve seen plenty of the competition stickers open while still on the shelves

Do you mean deliberately opened ie. opened, photographed, and then onto the next one type thing? Presumably one has to provide the real original code wrapping in order to win?

I've been given a shed load of non Worthy Farm cheese, so can't see myself helping out others with a new code for some time.

[DarrenVonBoathook]

1 hour ago, Wellyboot said:

How strange?

I cant answer your question sorry, but please can u let me know if its nice 🙂

I was .... OK. The pickle to cheese ratio was a little light for my taste, but I'd certainly have one again (making sure it had the sticker on the package this time) 🙄

[March Hare]

26 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Do you mean deliberately opened ie. opened, photographed, and then onto the next one type thing? Presumably one has to provide the real original code wrapping in order to win?

I've been given a shed load of non Worthy Farm cheese, so can't see myself helping out others with a new code for some time.

Example (edited for obvious reasons)

[Wellyboot]

19 minutes ago, DarrenVonBoathook said:

I was .... OK. The pickle to cheese ratio was a little light for my taste, but I'd certainly have one again (making sure it had the sticker on the package this time) 🙄

I'm keen to try one, but I much prefer cheese and onion to cheese and pickle 😊 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

1 hour ago, March Hare said:

Example (edited for obvious reasons)

Thanks for the confirmation. Bandits are at large.

[March Hare]

1 hour ago, Wellyboot said:

I'm keen to try one, but I much prefer cheese and onion to cheese and pickle 😊 

Proper sandwich, proper onion, proper grub

[March Hare]

1 hour ago, Big durbs said:

pickle is satan's offspring ... yuck 

Not even posh pickle? Have you seen Relish pickles, they are pretty good