Dave_c Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.express.co.uk/news/uk/675011/ISIS-terror-music-festival-Glastonbury-met-police/amp?client=ms-android-lge# Meh, scare mongering bollocks to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slugworth Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 Complete nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubenz Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 12 minutes ago, Dave_c said: https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.express.co.uk/news/uk/675011/ISIS-terror-music-festival-Glastonbury-met-police/amp?client=ms-android-lge# Meh, scare mongering bollocks to be honest. Exactly, just another click bait newspaper website story based on zero facts. Policeman says sports and music events must be vigilante, translated to ISIS planning Glastonbury bloodbath.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel74 Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 Bloodbath? Or mud bath? Either isn't going to happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spindles Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 Glastonbury falls during the holy month of Ramadan again this year, when traditionally there are far fewer attacks. Not that it matters, the story is bollocks designed to spread fear and disunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_c Posted May 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 It did entertain me when I saw it. Won't be on my mind whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwedgeAntilles Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 I believe Summer of Terror are a Download exclusive this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkmolly226 Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 everywhere is under threat if you listen to the papers. Scaremongering at its finest! Just enjoy yourself and don't worry about a thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Migraine Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 It's the Express they can arrange for the ghost of Diana to protect us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cian T Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 Good luck getting over the super fence, ISIS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Migraine Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Cian T said: Good luck getting over the super fence, ISIS. Be careful they may have a twix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkmolly226 Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 Also I read that it's all music festivals and sporting events that are under threat not just Glastonbury. Worry not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spindles Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 Yay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidd Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 Express, i wouldn't trust the date on the fucking rag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunfight Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 security - "what's those wires sticking out from under your shirt?' terrorist - 'walkman' security - go on then, in you go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fur_q Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 (edited) 7 minutes ago, pinkmolly226 said: Also I read that it's all music festivals and sporting events that are under threat not just Glastonbury. Worry not! It's not that they're under threat, the police have identified that they 'could' be a target in the same way anywhere with more that 100 people in the same small area could. IMO the fact that it would be quite difficult to gain access into the festival, and the fact that it only happens once a year makes it marginally less likely to be a target as generally any attackers tend to research and visit locations they want to attack while planning. Edited May 30, 2016 by fur_q Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KernowKrusty Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 Horrible paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marathonsteve Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 I was just at Common People and the Security searching the bags of customers coming in was rigorous even to the extent of frisking people I assume on a random basis ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FolkMeRight Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 Hello I'm Mr ISIS. First I had to register my photograph. Then I had to go through that Sunday morning in October when I managed to get through to the booking page one minute before they sold out! So relieved I managed to get my ticket! Then I paid my balance in April and now I am planning my attack. Bomb in the sleeping bag probably. It's a legitimate thread but seriously, which terrorist would put themselves through it? And if the remote possibly came true, tell my mama to leave my small pieces at Strummervile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkmolly226 Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 3 minutes ago, fur_q said: It's not that they're under threat, the police have identified that they 'could' be a target in the same way anywhere with more that 100 people in the same small area could. IMO the fact that it would be quite difficult to gain access into the festival, and the fact that it only happens once a year makes it marginally less likely to be a target as generally any attackers tend to research and visit locations they want to attack while planning. Yeah you're right. Anywhere could be a target. The papers are the worst for spreading fear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkmolly226 Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, FolkMeRight said: Hello I'm Mr ISIS. First I had to register my photograph. Then I had to go through that Sunday morning in October when I managed to get through to the booking page one minute before they sold out! So relieved I managed to get my ticket! Then I paid my balance in April and now I am planning my attack. Bomb in the sleeping bag probably. It's a legitimate thread but seriously, which terrorist would put themselves through it? And if the remote possibly came true, tell my mama to leave my small pieces at Strummervile. Haha oh my god I just had an image of them all sitting on their laptops, trying to get tickets + refreshing the page over and over and over and over and over............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastynh Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 (edited) Thankfully I can not see anyone attempting to smuggle plastic explosives in, disguised as inflatable flamingos. Edited May 30, 2016 by eastynh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishman Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, pinkmolly226 said: Haha oh my god I just had an image of them all sitting on their laptops, trying to get tickets + refreshing the page over and over and over and over and over............... Like a monkey with a miniature cymbal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nessipessi Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 (edited) 9 minutes ago, FolkMeRight said: Hello I'm Mr ISIS. First I had to register my photograph. Then I had to go through that Sunday morning in October when I managed to get through to the booking page one minute before they sold out! So relieved I managed to get my ticket! Then I paid my balance in April and now I am planning my attack. Bomb in the sleeping bag probably. It's a legitimate thread but seriously, which terrorist would put themselves through it? And if the remote possibly came true, tell my mama to leave my small pieces at Strummervile. The most likely scenario would be an attack on people queueing to get in on Wednesday morning I would think. Edited May 30, 2016 by Nessipessi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastynh Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Fishman said: Like a monkey with a miniature cymbal? Haha I was just singing the exact same tune in my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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