Terrorism

[Smeble]

3 hours ago, clarkete said:

They'd have to have a bloody devious plan to get a couple of tickets for starters. 

Why on earth would they need tickets? If Glastonbury was on the radar of terrorists, which I very much doubt it is, there's all sorts of ways to get on site during the festival that don't require tickets, how many delivery vehicles enter the site daily? And it's not as if there are armed guards on the gates.

even easier to set something up before or drop something from a light aircraft. 

Imagine the carnage at castle Cary train station as everyone arrives

more chance of one of the buses crashing on the way than a terrorist attack.

[clarkete]

30 minutes ago, Smeble said:

Why on earth would they need tickets? If Glastonbury was on the radar of terrorists, which I very much doubt it is, there's all sorts of ways to get on site during the festival that don't require tickets, how many delivery vehicles enter the site daily? And it's not as if there are armed guards on the gates.

even easier to set something up before or drop something from a light aircraft. 

Imagine the carnage at castle Cary train station as everyone arrives

more chance of one of the buses crashing on the way than a terrorist attack.

Ho hum

[Quark]

I say welcome them in.  Ge the buggers in for 5 days and send them back to their bosses wearing fairy wings, covered in glitter paint and arguing about Pablo Honey.

[Lucy92]

3 hours ago, Quark said:

I say welcome them in.  Ge the buggers in for 5 days and send them back to their bosses wearing fairy wings, covered in glitter paint and arguing about Pablo Honey.

Get them fuelled up on a batch of the 'special' brownies and quiche 

[Spindles]

To be fair, ISIS do love their drugs.  

[Quark]

16 minutes ago, Spindles said:

To be fair, ISIS do love their drugs.  

Wonder what they think of Pablo Honey

[Spindles]

Just now, Quark said:

Wonder what they think of Pablo Honey

I'm not entirely sure that music and dancing is on the agenda for them, to be honest.  Lots of speed and turning a blind eye to the fact that they all smoke ganja in a state of religious fundamentalism that includes a total ban on intoxicants is more the order of the day.  Well, that and the murder, rape, torture, political and cultural imprisonment of populations of course.

[Quark]

35 minutes ago, Spindles said:

I'm not entirely sure that music and dancing is on the agenda for them, to be honest.  Lots of speed and turning a blind eye to the fact that they all smoke ganja in a state of religious fundamentalism that includes a total ban on intoxicants is more the order of the day.  Well, that and the murder, rape, torture, political and cultural imprisonment of populations of course.

So you're saying they probably prefer Catfish then?

[Spindles]

Precisely.

[hurdy]

2 hours ago, Quark said:

Wonder what they think of Pablo Honey

I'd be surprised if they didn't list it at no. 9...

[Amy Lawn]

Probably number 1, given how much they detest our western values. That'd be the ultimate perversion, wouldn't it?

[merago]

2 minutes ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

Probably number 1, given how much they detest our western values. That'd be the ultimate perversion, wouldn't it?

*gasp* The monsters!

[hurdy]

5 minutes ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

Probably number 1, given how much they detest our western values. That'd be the ultimate perversion, wouldn't it?

THE HORROR 

[guypjfreak]

Let's hope that It'll never happen ah . . . . . Heard sting is opening bataclan 

[verrymerry]

On 7/25/2016 at 10:47 PM, Mash011 said:

that line is a new low for efests, honestly disappointed

edit: or is teddington a known troll? name sounds familiar

He definitely has troll like tenancies!