Swedish Log Candles

[scaryclaireyfairy]

I checked with my mate - we'll take at least one.

[cornish hick]

4 hours ago, lucyginger said:

Sawdusty gives a lovely hug too when you go and get them

I didn't get a hug last year - will have to collect that as well this year

Also I saw somebody wearing one as a hat last year...... (probably not recommended for beginners)

[Sawdusty surfer]

erm, probably me ......

(Slightly smaller than the standard ones)

Edited February 12, 2016 by Sawdusty Surfer

[cornish hick]

1 hour ago, Sawdusty Surfer said:

erm, probably me ......

(Slightly smaller than the standard ones)

Aye - saw you on the Railway Track

[fred quimby]

19 minutes ago, cornish hick said:

saw you on the Railway Track

Sounds like a good start to a song that

[eFestivals]

has nobody ordered four...?

</gets coat>

[bigfurbdogg]

6 minutes ago, fred quimby said:

Sounds like a good start to a song that

I saw you on the railway track,

wearing a Swedish log candle as a hat,

balanced on an upside down frying pan,

it looked dangerous and deserved a lifetime ban.

[stuartbert two hats]

16 minutes ago, eFestivals said:

has nobody ordered four...?

</gets coat>

"Can I have four swedish log candles please?"

"Ok, here are your candles"

I don't get it.

Edited February 12, 2016 by stuartbert two hats

[eFestivals]

really?

 

[stuartbert two hats]

Just now, eFestivals said:

really?

 

Once again dryness on the Internet fails to translate.

[eFestivals]

Just now, stuartbert two hats said:

Once again dryness on the Internet fails to translate.

I was wondering

 

[stuartbert two hats]

 

 

[stuartbert two hats]

Ronnie Corbett should go into a shop and ask for "Four Candles", just to see the reaction he gets!

[whisty]

I'll take one if you're coming to the Campervan parks Tuesday. 

[Sawdusty surfer]

1 hour ago, eFestivals said:

has nobody ordered four...?

</gets coat>

I'm also of a certain age , so got it immediately  

[Sawdusty surfer]

[stuartbert two hats]

8 minutes ago, Sawdusty Surfer said:

I'm also of a certain age , so got it immediately  

Just to be clear, I did get it straight away too!

[scaryclaireyfairy]

Don't worry, Mr Hats, I chuckled at your dry response.

[stuartbert two hats]

5 minutes ago, scaryclaireyfairy said:

Don't worry, Mr Hats, I chuckled at your dry response.

Oh good! Delivery is pretty tricky in text!

[cornish hick]

40 minutes ago, Sawdusty Surfer said:

I'm also of a certain age , so got it immediately  

Me to

 

[whisty]

38 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said:

Just to be clear, I did get it straight away too!

Yeh yeh, too late to backtrack now.

[brandycoke]

They were spot on last year, i'd like at least a couple SS.

Thanks.

[___S_o_m_a__]

Four candles, fork handles; dead parrots and shit. Jokes.

But...

Someone said something about selling these in a layby. You selling these things in a layby Sawdusty? What's the script? Which one? What layby? A road or B road? Does it have a snax van?

I would like to purchase some of these but I'd rather not have to hump them about. Dig?

[Sawdusty surfer]

6 minutes ago, ___S_o_m_a__ said:

Four candles, fork handles; dead parrots and shit. Jokes.

But...

Someone said something about selling these in a layby. You selling these things in a layby Sawdusty? Yes What's the script? Which one? What layby? A road or B road? One mile east off j23 M5 on A39 towards Glastonbury Does it have a snax van? Yes, it is very good. Locally produced bacon cheese burger outstanding.

I would like to purchase some of these but I'd rather not have to hump them about. Dig? Available onsite at Glastonbury but also locally in Somerset.

 

[___S_o_m_a__]

15 minutes ago, Sawdusty Surfer said:

 

Expect me x