Weirdest thing you've seen at Glastonbury

[phillyfaddle]

Bloke dressed a a pixie sitting in a bin near West Holts, with two 8 year olds pointing and laughing at him. 2007 I think. Had to click my heels twice. That was sweet weird. Disturbing weird....some bloke sticking an electrode up his arse to illuminate a light bulb.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Bloke dressed a a pixie sitting in a bin near West Holts, with two 8 year olds pointing and laughing at him. 2007 I think. Had to click my heels twice. That was sweet weird. Disturbing weird....some bloke sticking an electrode up his arse to illuminate a light bulb.

Russy?

[___S_o_m_a__]

I'll just leave this here.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

I'll just leave this here.

Thanks ___S_o_m_a__, that's very thoughtful of you.

[Firesprice]

A man and a woman lying against the side of one of the big tents at around 4am, so completely pilled up that they were miaowing at each other like cats and pawing at each others faces with their eyes rolling and jaws gurning all over the place. Was just really weird at the time. 2002 I think!

[swede]

I'll just leave this here.

I think we have a winner,can't even get my head around what is going on here

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

A man and a woman lying against the side of one of the big tents at around 4am, so completely pilled up that they were miaowing at each other like cats and pawing at each others faces with their eyes rolling and jaws gurning all over the place. Was just really weird at the time. 2002 I think!

I'd say that would be really weird whatever year it was.

[zero000]

I'll just leave this here.

"Not again, son."

[KeithRichardsWavedAtMe]

I saw some very drunk women with cider in hand reciting the alphabet having just came out of the hare krishna tent. It was eerie

[tweed1981]

I'll just leave this here.

Is this genuinely at Glastonbury?

The mind really does boggle.

[___S_o_m_a__]

Is this genuinely at Glastonbury?

The mind really does boggle.

No I don't think it is but I couldn't resist :-)

[smytho15]

Haha, that's exactly the sort of thing, crazy stuff.

1999 was the my first glastonbury, I was there during sfa's when a campervan drove across the other stage through the crowd during their performance and people started climbing onto the roof of it, that was pretty weird

Hahaha I had fucking forgot all about that those were crazy days

[swede]

Hahaha I had fucking forgot all about that those were crazy days

The urban legend is that it was Jarvis cocker in the campervan and that he drove through the crowd to get to a small karaoke tent !

[Woffy]

Excuse my inexperienced efests mobile phone crapness from Holland on the first page, but...

...this:

http://www.efestivals.co.uk/forums/topic/183816-weirdest-thing-youve-seen-at-glastonbury-festival/page-1?hl=+woffy%20+weirdest%20+thing%20+you've%20+seen%20+glastonbury

[miffmiffy]

I also found a naked couple asleep in my tent in the wee hours of Thursday. They'd left there wellies outside, which was nice of them.

This happened to some neighbours in 2008 - they were most perturbed that there may have been "shagging on the Soreen" !!

[Titters2]

This happened to some neighbours in 2008 - they were most perturbed that there may have been "shagging on the Soreen" !!

Pretty sure that was the same...

The malt loaf was very much squashed....

[TimelessEG]

2013; Thursday circa 11am.

Passed a gent in Silver Hayes, propping up a flagpole, looking somewhat confused and possibly a little worse for ware.

"Excuse me mate, where are we?"

We duly took our time to explain his current locale, pointing out the immediate stages in the hope he might gather his sense of direction.

"But where are we?"

At this point we thought it best to explain he was at Glastonbury Festival.

His response -

"Oh, oh. That makes sense!"

Edited June 2, 2015 by TimelessEG

[Peroni]

A whiley old man riding a penny farthing style bike. Asking us to make way for his Royal highness... turns out he was right!

[South]

A young lady enjoying her own company in 2004 in front of pyramid stage on a Wednesday / Thursday afternoon. The security tried to cover her up before she repeatedly threw off the coat as it seemed she enjoyed the fresh air.