Fancy Dress!

[davefrompompey]

So I'd like to get something stupid to wear on one of the nights - I'm thinking glow-in-the-dark skeleton or something along those lines.

BUT I'd really like it to have some pockets for my biscuits. And an arse flap so I can shit without taking everything off. Any ideas?

Anyone else gonna go for some fancy dress? What's your plan?

[RobertProsineckisLighter]

So I'd like to get something stupid to wear on one of the nights - I'm thinking glow-in-the-dark skeleton or something along those lines.

BUT I'd really like it to have some pockets for my biscuits. And an arse flap so I can shit without taking everything off. Any ideas?

Anyone else gonna go for some fancy dress? What's your plan?

Something stupid you say? How about a scum shirt?

[davefrompompey]

Something stupid you say? How about a scum shirt?

Haha! There are limits...

[Untz]

Maybe just get a separate top and bottom?

I usually wear a captain's hat and I also have a sailor style dress so when I wear them together it looks like fancy dress, but it's not intentional. I don't really have the room to take a full fancy dress get up, sadly.

[Woffy]

Less of the 'scum' stuff, gents.

It's unbecoming.

[davefrompompey]

Less of the 'scum' stuff, gents.

It's unbecoming.

Meh. Not our fault you chose the wrong club to support.

Edited April 4, 2015 by davefrompompey

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

What's a scum shirt?

[davefrompompey]

What's a scum shirt?

It's a horrible red and white stripy thing.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

It's a horrible red and white stripy thing.

I think the penny has dropped. A football shirt?

[waynewdk]

why don't you come as a big baby, hat, nappies and big dummy, then there no need for a sh@t flap, do it on the move

[Bisque]

Go for a full Liverpool football kit.

[morph100]

Maybe just get a separate top and bottom?

I usually wear a captain's hat and I also have a sailor style dress so when I wear them together it looks like fancy dress, but it's not intentional. I don't really have the room to take a full fancy dress get up, sadly.

I don't see the need to take normal clothes so just take an assortment of fancy dress or non normal clothes

[Untz]

I don't see the need to take normal clothes so just take an assortment of fancy dress or non normal clothes

I guess it depends on what fancy dress you wear. A lot of outfits need/look better with accessories and I can't be bothered carting it all.

[SmellyWellies]

I'm going to dress up every single day. Not bringing any normal clothes with me, except for waterproofs!

[SmellyWellies]

I like the glow in the dark skeleton idea. It's a pain though having to get undressed every time you need the loo. I wore a leotard last year at bestival and it just took forever getting undressed and dressed again in the toilets, there's not much room in those old cubicles!

[russycarps]

'scum' for sporting a different football team.

Football fans classy as ever...

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

'scum' for sporting a different football team.

Football fans classy as ever...

Yeah, I was a bit slow on the uptake there. I don't follow football (or any other sport) as it's an anathema to me. That said, I guess I'd rather watch a football match than the Grand Prix, which seems tedious to me. I think I once experienced a mild frission of excitement watching Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards do a ski jump.

[morph100]

I guess it depends on what fancy dress you wear. A lot of outfits need/look better with accessories and I can't be bothered carting it all.

i take a selection box of outfits and accessories and mix and match, so half pirate half batman, also helps that I've lost or broken bits over the years and found or acquired new bits as well so its a right miss match.

[davefrompompey]

'scum' for sporting a different football team.

Football fans classy as ever...

It's bantah innit!

[SmellyWellies]

Anyone got good original ideas for fancy dress? I want to dress up but just seems like everything I think of has already been done

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Anyone got good original ideas for fancy dress? I want to dress up but just seems like everything I think of has already been done

Are you male or female?

[morph100]

Anyone got good original ideas for fancy dress? I want to dress up but just seems like everything I think of has already been done

Kim kardashion or however you spell it

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Here's a pop art one I've not seen before;

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

And here's one that will scare the fuck out of those on acid;

[Untz]

And here's one that will scare the fuck out of those on acid;

Nevermind acid, if I saw that with a bad hangover I'd probably clutch my heart and crawl into the nearest bush.

I've just realised I have a pair of (authentic and starchy) theatre scrubs I could do something with...