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NFR NFC >>>>>>2015


guypjfreak

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Can you pick me up a lovely Swedish massage lady please.

 

My first wife and I were on our allotment. She said 'A Swedish blonde wouldn't be doing all this digging on the allotment for you, y'know'  I replied, 'If I had a Swedish blonde, I wouldn't have an allotment.....'

 

Had to duck the spade being thrown.

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Afternoon all

Hope we're all well, i catch my first bus about 3pm tomorrow afternoon

Though i have noticed the 3am fat white family slot seems to have dissapeared from the line up which is a shame....need to try and make their park slot now

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hey you guys ... you know you've been wasting your time praying, don't you? Instead you should have saved your money to buy some chemtrails. :P

 

Wearing my NFR NFC T shirt and my tin foil hat to the meet! :D

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Wearing my NFR NFC T shirt and my tin foil hat to the meet! :D

 

She does actually own a tin foil hat. When she picked me up from Dublin airport last year for a festival, she was wearing it. Doesn't want the radio waves from air traffic control getting into her head. 

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She does actually own a tin foil hat. When she picked me up from Dublin airport last year for a festival, she was wearing it. Doesn't want the radio waves from air traffic control getting into her head. 

 

You're just pissed off cos I didn't bring one for you! :P

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