Headliners 2015

[SloopJohnB]

Anyone else get a promo tweet from Gigs and Tours last night saying follow them for the Glasto 2015 announcement? Feels close to me!!!!

I'll admit I have nothing to base the feeling on though haha

[Scotrsman]

I'm not sure i can deal with this Radiohead rumour. Nothing could beat them being announced.

OK, maybe the Thin White Duke.

[Big Vern]

What a thoroughly uninspiring and boring third headliner Radiohead would be. Would make sense though to appease the Glastonbury die hards after the Kanye announcement

[Dora]

Some kind of symbol you mean? But what symbol could possibly represent P****?

Brilliant

[Matt42]

What a thoroughly uninspiring and boring third headliner Radiohead would be. Would make sense though to appease the Glastonbury die hards after the Kanye announcement

Is it because they aren't the stone roses?

Radiohead are much more interesting booking than the roses... Christ.

[davefrompompey]

What a thoroughly uninspiring and boring third headliner Radiohead would be. Would make sense though to appease the Glastonbury die hards after the Kanye announcement

[Big Vern]

Is it because they aren't the stone roses?

Radiohead are much more interesting booking than the roses... Christ.

I wouldnt be there for the Stone Roses

However, are they a more interesting booking than the Roses? They've played like what, 5 times or so in the past? Roses how many times?

Edited March 25, 2015 by Big Vern

[davywalsh7]

Radiohead would be amazing! Wouldn't say no to stone roses either. Surely an announcement can't be far away!

[Dora]

I love radiohead but last time I saw them in Manc I was bored to tears.

The only bonus was we managed to get our first ever Glasto tickets sat in the wetherspoons the following morning.

[kalifire]

P****e would be more exciting just because he's a bit like the Holy Grail is bookings but aside from him I can't think of anyone else that would make me as excited as Radiohead.

Swift into Radiohead would be close to perfect.

[tricho]

probably my favourite band of all time, and probably one I'd never thought I'd see this year of all years.

There will be tears if it is them...

This.... i'll forgive them Kanye if true.

[Matt42]

I wouldnt be there for the Stone Roses

However, are they a more interesting booking than the Roses? They've played like what, 5 times or so in the past? Roses how many times?

Pretty sure radiohead have only played three times and their last headline appearance was in 2003... And a secret set in 2011. So really they aren't as regular as you are making out!

[FloorFiller]

it's not gonna be Radiohead, is it? as much as having both Kanye and Radiohead in the same year has always been a dream of mine, i just don't see the point in it unless they're planning on dropping their new album out of nowhere again before the fest (which, to be fair, is something that could definitely happen) and announce some tour dates. at least Prince is actually touring this year, even if he does still seem like an impossible act to get

[Gnomicide]

There will be tears if it is them...

You're not kidding.

[Gnomicide]

Aren't two of Radiohead out the country at the time?

[Big Vern]

Pretty sure radiohead have only played three times and their last headline appearance was in 2003... And a secret set in 2011. So really they aren't as regular as you are making out!

94,97,03, 11, sorry 4 times Mr Pedantic

Edited March 25, 2015 by Big Vern

[Fivefingerjohn]

I agree with Big Vern. Radiohead would be uninspiring for the festival based on how many times they have performed there. I've never seen them. I would love it. But I don't think its gonna happen in all seriousness

[FloorFiller]

Aren't two of Radiohead out the country at the time?

Jonny Greenwood is playing Best Kept Secret fest 19-21 June and then Open'er Festival 1-4 July. it ain't Radiohead

[eFestivals]

Anyone else get a promo tweet from Gigs and Tours last night saying follow them for the Glasto 2015 announcement? Feels close to me!!!!

They're merely guessing.

gigs are tours are serial bullshitters who know nothing. Their whole business is based around paid-for traffic - fake traffic - which they use to mug advertisers.

I know this because I know of some advertisers who wouldn't pay them for their attempted rip-off - and do note that I wouldn't risk stating this and leaving myself open to being sued is I didn't know that I can prove beyond all doubt what I've typed here.

[Perks]

it's not gonna be Radiohead, is it? as much as having both Kanye and Radiohead in the same year has always been a dream of mine, i just don't see the point in it unless they're planning on dropping their new album out of nowhere again before the fest (which, to be fair, is something that could definitely happen) and announce some tour dates. at least Prince is actually touring this year, even if he does still seem like an impossible act to get

Always? really? what a strange dream.

As Gnom said arent some of them out of the country doing their own pretentious works? Cant see it being them. Me pal would be uncontrollable if was though, she loves them..

Did anyone see that flag last year someone had - Play The Fucking Bends - made me laugh man.

[FloorFiller]

yep both Jonny and Phil are doing their own solo stuff this year. neither directly over Glastonbury, but it'd be very unlike Radiohead to just get together for a one-off festival headline performance and then a couple of days later go back to doing their stuff

[Matt42]

yep both Jonny and Phil are doing their own solo stuff this year. neither directly over Glastonbury, but it'd be very unlike Radiohead to just get together for a one-off festival headline performance and then a couple of days later go back to doing their stuff

Unless Emily said pretty please...

[davefrompompey]

They're merely guessing.

gigs are tours are serial bullshitters who know nothing. Their whole business is based around paid-for traffic - fake traffic - which they use to mug advertisers.

I know this because I know of some advertisers who wouldn't pay them for their attempted rip-off - and do note that I wouldn't risk stating this and leaving myself open to being sued is I didn't know that I can prove beyond all doubt what I've typed here.

Hmm. I'd be careful, even if you can prove it - you'd need to be able to prove it with admissible evidence and it'd cost you shitloads even to get that far. I've seen plenty of defamation cases based on comments just like that (although, to be fair, they're usually said to customers).

[Space Shanty]

I suspect Neil might be playing a bit of a game which, if I were him and watching the knee-jerk reactions of people on here every day, I would probably do myself.

It must be fairly entertaining

[Guest]

OMG guys, it's obviously not Radiohead, they've not released any new material to bump them up after they played half way down the Park in 2011...


This is a joke post, before you all go getting excited. Normally I wouldn't feel the need to point this out, but you just never know with the way this thread's gone.