Female Facilities

[rachbon]

what men do you know that queue up to use a longdrop to piss, when there is urinals next to it?

women are the main problem with this issue. Accept it.

[frostypaw]

They can always sit down as well if they can't aim, dirty bastardoes.

Edited October 31, 2013 by frostypaw

[Guest]

what men do you know that queue up to use a longdrop to piss, when there is urinals next to it?

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

I've seen them. I don't know them

[Ed209]

what men do you know that queue up to use a longdrop to piss, when there is urinals next to it?

[Guest]

Abso-bloody-loutely. The insane previous resident of this flat had a carpeted toilet... until we've got to that bit we always sit down. Not worth the risk

[frostypaw]

It happens. Usually they will be men with shy bladder.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

I do, sometimes, clean up other peoples piss before I use the. I don't particularly like it though

[ICGenie]

Does that still work after three of brothers best... And the rest of the days drinking?

Seriously forget claims of good aim - why the hell are you doing it in the first place?

Clean it, use it. Otherwise all you're doing is leaving or creating a problem for someone else. It's no different from rampant littering - people who think they deserve to have someone else clean up for then. Too good to touch a commoners loo

[russycarps]

men drip on seats, this new breed of women crouch over it and piss everywhere, and have on several occasions broken the actual toilet

women are now the main problem when it comes to the toilets

[scaryclaireyfairy]

and men don't do the squat thing for having a dump? is that why twice this year i had total bellends lean in over the top of my cubicle where i was SAT having a pee? not to mention the turds lurking at the back of the stall which meant i was unable to use the longdrop. i can deal with a lot but i'm not baring my pink bum to a smiling jobby.

also we need a proper term for this standing/crouch thing that's been happening to avoid misunderstanding. hovering is with your feet on the floor - still more prone to mess than plain sitting but not the epic mess the squatters make.

edit: decided i don't like squatters as a term for this.

Edited October 31, 2013 by scaryclaireyfairy

[russycarps]

and men don't do the squat thing for having a dump? is that why twice this year i had total bellends lean in over the top of my cubicle where i was SAT having a pee? not to mention the turds lurking at the back of the stall which meant i was unable to use the longdrop. i can deal with a lot but i'm not baring my pink bum to a smiling jobby.

also we need a proper term for this standing/crouch thing that's been happening to avoid misunderstanding. hovering is with your feet on the floor - still more prone to mess than plain sitting but not the epic mess the squatters make.

edit: decided i don't like squatters as a term for this.

Edited October 31, 2013 by russycarps

[ICGenie]

God yeah, the standing on the seat thing is just bizarre. Seems like a lot of effort when you could just hover. Or use the proper Water Aid squatters if you you particularly like it (it is supposed to be the healthiest way to excrete after all).

[Ommadawn]

In the good old days (pre fence), you could snort a line off a long drop seat. Sadly no more

Edited November 1, 2013 by Ommadawn

[Klyde]

Its the bloody tampons left in the little sink that freak me out! Why would a woman do this?

(T in the park and Belladrum)

For the record Lowlands had the best toilets I have seen at a festival.

Simply because they were cleaned, constantly every hour or two throughout.

Edited November 1, 2013 by Klyde

[giantkatestacks]

I really would not recommend feeding the piss troll as it makes my stomach churn but I did want to come on and say that I think the toilets are much better now than they were in the 90s but maybe I am must using different ones to everyone else.

Please dont pm this person obvs.

[louise2014]

I can't quite get my head around the logic of standing on the wooden bit on the long drops - what's that about? (I wasn't even aware women did that).

As for the hovering topic - it's pretty easy to hover just above the seat and not make a mess.

The she wees are a great idea, but would be good if they had a few more of them.

The compost loos were the cleanest I used on the site.

[gerardfenton18]

That'll be me. I rarely use the urinals. I get situations whereby I need a piss but nothing comes out for an inordinate amount of time. When at a urinal this can be embarrasing. I'm there willing the bastard thing to work and it doesn't happen. I then go into a panic thinking the blokes around me pissing like dray horses must think I'm a toilet trader with my lad out and nothing going on. I therefore seek the sanctuary of a cubicle of some nature.

[**claire**]

men drip on seats, this new breed of women crouch over it and piss everywhere, and have on several occasions broken the actual toilet

women are now the main problem when it comes to the toilets

Edited November 1, 2013 by **claire**

[russycarps]

OI! SOME women...!

Plus, judging by some of the turds I've seen displayed on the toilet seats at Glastonbury, surely a woman couldn't produce anything of that standard?! There must be some male crouchers lurking out there too?

[rachbon]

I wouldn't be standing on the bit around the seat in a long drop, you could fall in.

[**claire**]

I can't fathom ANYONE thinking it was a good idea, male or female - I hope next year I'm there to witness one of these fools fall in!

[jimmyk83]

If we're talking about dirty c*nts who can't use a toilet properly, I fail to see how their gender is relevant

[russycarps]

If we're talking about dirty c*nts who can't use a toilet properly, I fail to see how their gender is relevant

Edited November 1, 2013 by russycarps

[jimmyk83]

I'm concerned to know how you've accumulated your data about who's making what mess