BEARDED THEORY 2016

[sparkythetortoise]

On 4/10/2016 at 8:04 PM, Perks said:

Captain Hotknives has been added to convoy cabaret. Ace, he's so funny

If of interest, the full line up and times have been posted to their facebook, as follows

Friday

Comperes/comedy/poetry - Rob mIller - Chris the Poet - Johnny Turpentine

11.am - Rich not Famous amnnesty international poet

11.15- Trav Chav

11.15 convoy chorus carnival hula hoops/juggling

Midday - Rev Dread Friday Mass 12.00 convoy chorus convent

14.00 - Chris Butler

DJ Mark kelly

15.30- Midweek Rattle

DJ Mark Kelly

17.00 - Hagar the Womb

DJ Trav Chav

18.30- Filthy Spectacular

DJ Lemon girl

20.00 - Bad fractals 20.00- 24.00 convoy chorus line/ circus/cancan

DJ Trav Chav

21.30 - The Sporadics 21.30-24.00 Spangle Grinders

DJ Lemon Girl

23.00 -Ed Cox

Midnight - 3.00 Acoustic Freaks unleashed/fire shows

Becky Fury Compere

Captain Hotknives

Captain Grimace - poet

Chasing Whiskey - bearded lady band

FFTP

Sophie Greenwood - cabaret

Saturday

Comperes/comedy/poetry - Chris the Poet - Rob Miller - Johnny Turpentine

11.00 Rich not Famous Amnesty International Poet

11.15 - DJ Oberon 11.15- convoy chorus line morning aerobics

14.00- Andy T

Dj Steve Rudeboy

15.30- 51st State

DJ Trav Chav

17.00-One eyed God

DJ Steve Rudeboy

18.30- Luvdump

DJ lemon Girl

20.00 - Ratbag 20.00-24.00 - Convoy chorus line

DJ LemonGirl

21.30 - The Cravats 21.30- 24.00 - Spangle Grinders

DJ Trav Chav

23.00 - Tribazik

Midnight - 3.00 -Acoustic Midnight -3.00 Freaks unleashed/ fire shows

Becky Fury - compere

Captain Hotknives

Captain grimace-poet

Chasing Whiskey-bearded lady band

FFTP

Sophie Greenwood-cabaret

Sunday

Comperes/comedy/poets -Chris the poet-Rob Miller -Johnny Turpentine

11.00- Rich not famous Amnesty International Poet

11.15 - DJ MarkKelly vs Steve Rudeboy vs Oberon Ska and punk Sunday session - Convoy chorus line

14.00 -Johhny Turpentine

DJ - Rudeboy

15.30-Skraelings

DJ mark kelly

17.00- Mama jerk & the lady fingers

DJ Trav Chav

18.30 - Cuba Libre 18.30- 24.00 chorus line carnival/cancan

DJ Trav Chav

20.00- Damidge

DJ Trav Chav

21.30- Inbredz 21.30- 24.00- Spangle Grinders

DJ Trav Chav

23.00 - P.A.I.N.

 

[cham08]

Does anyone know when/if stage times for the rest of the stages get announced.  Hoping to avoid a Black Uhuru and 3 daft monkeys clash 

[A Guy Called Matt]

1 hour ago, cham08 said:

Does anyone know when/if stage times for the rest of the stages get announced.  Hoping to avoid a Black Uhuru and 3 daft monkeys clash 

I am pretty sure you find out when you get there and pick up your programme.

The clashfinder is based on last years times and should give you a rough idea

http:///s/beardedtheory2016

[Zaxiop]

Hi everyone, 

I'm selling x2 adult tickets for this year's Bearded Theory festival (Derbyshire, 26th-29th May) with a car pass. Camping is included. I bought them for £213, but I would be willing to consider lower offers. As you know, the 2016 line up looks awesome - I'm gutted I can't make it, but the dates have clashed with a friend's wedding. Argh. 

Have a look and message me (or email zaxiop@live.co.uk) if you're interested or know somebody who might be! 

Any help would be massively appreciated. 

Zax

[cham08]

I suppose list of all the beers on offer is more important than set times. Cant wait for my first bt

[Ringo_Spar]

In case you haven't seen it, here it is...

(Thornbridge brewery)

BAR LIST 2016

Main Ales
Bearded Theory Festival Ale - 3.8% Golden Bitter
Lord Marples - 4% Classic British Bitter
Galaxia - 4.4% Australian Hopped Pale Ale
I Love You, Will U Marry Me - 4.5% Strawberry Blonde
Jaipur 5.9% - IPA (voted Worlds Best Keg Beer)
Parma Porter - 6% Parma Violet Porter
Cocoa Wonderland - 6.8% Chocolate Porter
St Petersburg - 7.4% Imperial Russian Stout

Lagers & Ciders
Becks Vier - 4%
Lukas - 4.2% Helles Lager
Thatchers Gold - 4.8%
Real Heritage Cider - 4.9%
Cheddar Valley Dry Somerset Cider - 6%
Old Rosie Cloudy Cider - 7.3%
Thatchers Somerset Pear Cider - 4.5%
Rekorderlig Fruit Ciders - 4% Strawberry & Lime or Wild Berry
Daily Cider Specials

More Ale
Wild Swan - 3.5% White Gold Pale Ale
AM:PM - 4.5% All Day IPA
Chiron - 5% American Pale
KYD - 5% Vienna Style Lager
Beadecus Well - 5.3% Smoked Porter
Colorado Red - 5.9% Hopped Red Ale
Wild Raven - 6.6% Black IPA (World Gold Medal Winner)
Cocoa Wonderland - 6.8% Chocolate Porter
St Petersburgh - 7.4% Imperial Russian Stout
Halcyon - 7.4% Imperial IPA
Eldon - 8% Bourbon Oak Imperial Stout
Jaipur X - 10% Imperial IPA
Erdinger Weissbier - 5.6% Wheat Beer

Edited April 16, 2016 by Ringo_Spar

[tjamest]

Tickets arrived today!

[cham08]

My tickets have also arrived.  Cannot wait.  Hope the weather is the same as it is at the moment.

Edited April 21, 2016 by cham08

[maninkilt]

I have actualy begun to get my kit out and checked. This is starting to feel real !

[CosmoNaughty]

Astralasia are also playing  the Slade Rooms in Wolverhampton later in the year  Sat 3rd September  http://www.wolvescivic.co.uk/-/venues/52/slade-rooms

[BlackHole2006]

Ticket still hasn't arrived yet. Really hope it does soon because I'm starting to panic! Got my shuttle bus ticket from Lichfield Central Station but all I need now is the ticket to get in...

[maninkilt]

Mine didn't arrive till a week before  the festival last year

 I was seriously worried but they did arrive.

Edited May 5, 2016 by maninkilt

[BlackHole2006]

Cheers for that, made me feel a bit more relaxed about the non existent ticket. Just seemed odd to me that my shuttle bus ticket arrived before my festival one.

[Gnomicide]

Who did you get your tickets from? I ordered mine through See, they emailed when they'd been sent. 

[Pinhead]

Havent got Oxfam instructions yet. That  japur X is fuckin wicked stuff mind. Abandon all hope after a pint of that I assure you.

[BlackHole2006]

1 hour ago, Gnomicide said:

Who did you get your tickets from? I ordered mine through See, they emailed when they'd been sent. 

Got my tickets from See as well and yep it's all good. DX have emailed me today saying that my tickets would be arriving within 5 working days.

[Gnomicide]

Aaaaaaand breathe..........

[BlackHole2006]

Well they arrived today and I'm excited. It's all starting to feel very real.

Edited May 6, 2016 by BlackHole2006

[THEBOILERMAN]

Yay, tickets arrived ..... and I rememberd to get a parking ticket  see you all in a field soon.

 

NFRNFC

[Perks]

Started the booze buying. Duty free rum. Flor Da Cana 1L, 10dollars! Bought 2. Mental cheap, beautiful rum. Buzzing now. Gotta me shizz sorted, not long at all. :-)

[*~Fitz~*]

On 05/05/2016 at 8:05 PM, Pinhead said:

Havent got Oxfam instructions yet. That  japur X is fuckin wicked stuff mind. Abandon all hope after a pint of that I assure you.

I know my festival season is beginning when I've had a pint of that Jaipur hahaa, definitely just the one tho!

Oxfam usually send their info a max of 2 weeks before the festival I think, so this Wednesday onwards I'd be keeping an eye out I'm volunteering with another team for BT but doing a few others with Oxfam later in the summer

[Pinhead]

Has 3 pints of it after coming off one shift in the woodland bar. Slept well that night. So hung over for following shift.

Doing Shambala with Oxfam as well for the first time this year. Haven't been there as a punter either so going to be an experience...

 

Then there's Glasto before that of course...

[Paul ™]

1 week today and it all starts, can't wait to get back

[BlackHole2006]

2 hours ago, Paul ™ said:

1 week today and it all starts, can't wait to get back

Been meaning to get to this festival for a long time. Really looking forward to it.

[Perks]

10 hours ago, BlackHole2006 said:

Been meaning to get to this festival for a long time. Really looking forward to it.

Dude, you're gonna love it. 2 weeks today, so damn excited