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My daughter is 17 and doesn't drink.

I told her last night that if I don't see her on one of those CCTV style documentaries about inner city teens getting w*nkered and pissing in gutters with a broken high heel and sick in her hair by the time she's 18 i'll be sorely fucking disappointed.

Kids today, pfff.

Yup. My step-daughter (attitude age: healthy prudish 56 year old, chronological age: 16) won't drink or do drugs. Her mum is trying to get her to smuggle booze into the Prom tonight, and I'm getting her some vapes, but will she do it? Nope. Such a disappointment to us.

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I didnt start drinking until i was nearly 18

months?

That beats me then, I was 4. My cousin got me drunk on champagne at a wedding. I'm living beyond my budget now.

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Yup. My step-daughter (attitude age: healthy prudish 56 year old, chronological age: 16) won't drink or do drugs. Her mum is trying to get her to smuggle booze into the Prom tonight, and I'm getting her some vapes, but will she do it? Nope. Such a disappointment to us.

Its utterly fucking disgusting.

On top of it all my daughter is going out with a professional footballer...

...who doesn't smoke, gamble, do drugs, drink, eat rubbish or fuck other women.

And he's a straight A* student.

Where have I gone wrong as a parent?

She had the fucking TEMERITY to try and discuss with me getting registered at the local doctors now she's living with me so there wasn't any gap in her pill prescription.

F M L

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At least he,ll have a belter beach body for GF and all the sunshine! :beach:

Lucky if there's anything left inside him by then!

Although I'm thinking..hollow body = more room for booze! :)

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Bloody hell woffster, sympathies!

Thurlow84? Eels!! Yes!!! I've had Wonderful Glorious in the car, and the latest live album on the record player while I snort cocaine. Ok, in truth, that's code for doing the ironing.

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Bloody hell woffster, sympathies!

Thurlow84? Eels!! Yes!!! I've had Wonderful Glorious in the car, and the latest live album on the record player while I snort cocaine. Ok, in truth, that's code for doing the ironing.

Gave the lastest live album a listen the other night and really enjoyed it when im richer i will be purchasing the dvd

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Oh god, don't worry. It's no bother!

I like E's book.

Beautiful read.

I enjoyed his documentary on his dad, who came up with, or developed string theory in quantum doodahs. Maybe it's on YouTube?

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