Wee bottle for in-tent use

[The Nal]

Why don't people just use the nearest toilet?

Even animals don't piss and shit where they sleep

[James Bolivar]

I'm obviously more discerning in my choice of camp mate than you

[Thearg]

Why don't people just use the nearest toilet?

Even animals don't piss and shit where they sleep

[cokebabies92]

I thought we got beat up for not pissing in the toilets?

[The Nal]

Getting dressed in the middle of the night is a pain.

Edited June 6, 2013 by The Nal

[Thearg]

Your tent smelling of piss is worse surely?

[LondonTom]

Why don't people just use the nearest toilet?

Even animals don't piss and shit where they sleep

[The Nal]

I've seen budgies with brains the size of a pea with more decorum.

[Avalon_Fields]

I cut a suitably sized hole at the top of a 6 pint plastic milk carton, keeping the useful handle part, and works well as a too big container to lessen risk of spillages!

[Northernsoul45]

ended up a bought the travel john's (talked about elsewhere on this site)...works out about a £1 for every time i might wish to go inside the tent, just didnt fancy carrying bottles / having bottles of urine around the tent

[The Nal]

ended up a bought the travel john's (talked about elsewhere on this site)...works out about a £1 for every time i might wish to go inside the tent, just didnt fancy carrying bottles / having bottles of urine around the tent

[Northernsoul45]

Have people not had bad experiences with them in the past? With leakage? Piss streaming down their ballsack like rapidly melting ice cream piddling down a 99 cone.

[windy_miller]

My misses swears by the Travel Johns. Never used them myself, I am always scared that it's not all going to fit!

[The Nal]

:-)lol...nice image.

why would your ball sack be involved? surely just, point, aim & fire?

[Northernsoul45]

I've no idea, I've never used one but I presume its to do with overflow? Alcohol saturated sticky piss splashing back all over your groin olives.

Whats the capacity of these things anyway?

I had a 1.25 litre in-bottle piss - multiple bottles actually, Volvic 500ml - in the pit at Springsteen in 09. Was like Frank Drebin when he goes to the toilet still wearing the microphone.

So the Travel Johns don't scream comfort and security to me really.

[al_coholic]

Unless you piss like a cart horse the travel john will do for at least 1 visit. I used them in 2011

[Girlwiththemostcake]

You can't catch herpes from a Lenor bottle. You need direct contact.

Peeing more than a litre is not normal! When you catheterise someone, if you drain more than a litre they can go into shock apparently. I was taught to stop at 500mls to prevent bladder damage, so if you're holding on so long that you're pissing 1.25l then you're not doing yourself any favours long term.

[Bathimp]

just rescued a bottle of woolite from tomorrows recycling collection. looks like just the job. has pink lid on it though!

[James Bolivar]

You can't catch herpes from a Lenor bottle. You need direct contact.

Peeing more than a litre is not normal! When you catheterise someone, if you drain more than a litre they can go into shock apparently. I was taught to stop at 500mls to prevent bladder damage, so if you're holding on so long that you're pissing 1.25l then you're not doing yourself any favours long term.

Edited June 6, 2013 by James Bolivar

[Girlwiththemostcake]

As for the herpes - what if you have direct contact with the bottle? And in a group of sixteen lads chances are that at least one will have some exotic STD that can survive outside the body for ages, but still causes your cock to rot; and stink.

[James Bolivar]

Herpes can't survive on inanimate objects. It's a common misconception. And it doesn't make your cock stink. STIs can only be caught from direct skin to skin or bodily fluid contact.

Edited June 6, 2013 by James Bolivar

[Girlwiththemostcake]

I'm pretty sure the exotic clap comes under the STI umbrella. Sorry for ruining your fun. I should take my work hat off now (which is why I know so much, not because I'm riddled!)

[ian the worm]

Don't use the term STI and umbrella (ella ella) in the same sentence again please.

[James Bolivar]

I'm pretty sure the exotic clap comes under the STI umbrella. Sorry for ruining your fun. I should take my work hat off now (which is why I know so much, not because I'm riddled!)

[James Bolivar]

Don't use the term STI and umbrella (ella ella) in the same sentence again please.