Weeing + Large Crowds

[hedgepeg]

don't urine-all

use urinal

[Keva]

Wee in a cup/bottle while maintaining eye contact with the nearest person.

[fatyeti24]

Wee in a cup/bottle while maintaining eye contact with the nearest person.

[mrbossed]

I normally walk to the toilet then walk back to where I was stood, saying excuse me to people as I move past them.

[Spindles]

I took a warm cup to the left shoulder at Reading in 2008. To be honest I just shrugged it off and carried on with things, it dried out over the course of the evening and taught me that I should never let my son convince me to go to see Feeder.

Russy has it right, as ever, just go to the toilet, be nice to people on your way through and all will be well.

[lollypops]

as i'm getting on a bit in years, i also have the bladder of a small mammal and have to call on the conveniences at every given opportunity. as others have already said, the best time to go is during a set when there are no queue's and you can be there and back in no time. i don't know why people think that weeing in public is acceptable. where else in everyday life would this be ok?

[hedgepeg]

as i'm getting on a bit in years, i also have the bladder of a small mammal and have to call on the conveniences at every given opportunity. as others have already said, the best time to go is during a set when there are no queue's and you can be there and back in no time. i don't know why people think that weeing in public is acceptable. where else in everyday life would this be ok?

[brightyoungthing]

Just use the toilets!! Girls don't squat all over the place (and I for one wouldn't want to, as girls don't wee, obviously...) When you're at the pyramid stage there's literally not one good reason to avoid the toilets, especially for men as there's toilets & urinals on all sides.

Spare a thought for the people around you, bit of an atmosphere killer when the drunk topless boy stood next to you whips his bits out and throws/drops a cup of wee. Urgh!

[kabillion]

you can buy pouches on ebay that you pee into, it turns it into gel, you can use them up to 3 times before throwing away, easy to use in a crowd and clean.

[guypjfreak]

theres enough toilets at glasto nowadays so there IS NO reason to be pissing any where but the loos ...and i think they are having more loos this year again ....was it 2000 that the water table got contaminated?

and if have to leave the crowd just hang around one of the twats that has a flag that way yourll find your way back

soz couldnt stop me self lol

[ian the worm]

Apparently in modern western society, we have less bladder control and less capacity as from an early age learn to "have a wee before we go out" in case we need one later. This leads to us adults passing a public toilet and thinking, "theres a toilet, I may as well just have a wee as I don't know when I'll next be able to".

I guess in the jungle, you waited until you really needed one before flopping him out.

These days I need one per cup of tea and one per pint.

[ian the worm]

you can buy pouches on ebay that you pee into, it turns it into gel, you can use them up to 3 times before throwing away, easy to use in a crowd and clean.

[Krazypinkminx]

Lol no, search urinal gel on ebay, travel John is one of the types, there are a few types but not got time to search right now

[ads1980]

When we were watching pulp at the park stage it was rammed and I was so desperate. He first and last time I did this as well...... I had a can which had my beer in so I polished off the beer and the. Forced the lid in to make a bigger hole in the top (not bragging but wanted to make sure it didn't spray everywhere). Anyway, I managed to fill the can to the top and also shred my fingers on the sharp can. Will never do it again!! My advice is get yourself to the toilet. Some people get funny about letting you back in again especially if you are near the front too which I can understand.

[okerich]

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Travel John is a disposable unisex wee bag. It has been specially designed for all situations where a toilet is not available. The wee bag is in fact suitable for women, men and children. Its handy, compact and easy to use. It can be used several times without odours or leakage up to the absorption capacity of 800 ml. This handy product is also bio-degradable. The fluid hardens immediately after use.

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[lollypops]

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Travel John Disposable Urinal 3pcs

Travel John is a disposable unisex wee bag. It has been specially designed for all situations where a toilet is not available. The wee bag is in fact suitable for women, men and children. Its handy, compact and easy to use. It can be used several times without odours or leakage up to the absorption capacity of 800 ml. This handy product is also bio-degradable. The fluid hardens immediately after use.

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[LondonTom]

Russy has it right, as ever, just go to the toilet, be nice to people on your way through and all will be well.

[StoneCircle]

And do use the words "excuse me" to pass through the crowd instead of saying "sorry" after barging into people, it will be far better received!

Edited April 2, 2013 by StoneCircle

[redmosquito]

Erm....they do...I've seen plenty more girls near toilets blocks squatting than blokes

[Ted Dansons Wig]

you can buy pouches on ebay that you pee into, it turns it into gel, you can use them up to 3 times before throwing away, easy to use in a crowd and clean.

[lucyginger]

I really really don't understand why people don't just go to the toilets.

Make a mental note of any people with silly hats, flags, or other easily spottable things that are stood near you, and just go to the loo!!

[stanners33]

Last time around I saw 2 girls trying to use their shewee's in the male urinals surrounded by a bunch of lads egging them on and dribbling. Unsurprisingly the poor ladies got stage fright and fled in a hurry.

I have also seen a lady drop trow and squeeze out a Cleveland steamer next to a fence in one of the tent fields very late one night too. Nasty

[Big Vern]

^ agreed

Edited April 3, 2013 by Big Vern

[redmosquito]

I'm not sure you know what a Cleveland steamer is mate..

Edited April 3, 2013 by redmosquito

[Big Vern]

there's possibly been a big movement since your last foray.