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Few of my mates & me were sat in one tent, half of them were stoned & half of us were pissed out of our brains. Our other mate was shagging his missus in their tent so 3 blokes in their 50's walked past singing 'kick the ball jack'.. Saw our friends tent moving up & down, walked over & shouted 'We've got dirty shaggers' & proceeded to kick my mates tent until they stopped shagging. Then they came over to us in our tent & offered us all a flapjack. Ah memories.

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In possibly the cheesiest moment of my life, I was lost on my own and wandered over to a bunch of strangers sat around a fire. I took a seat and they all just stared it me, rather dumbfounded, and I just stared directly into the campfire. After a bit of a pause I just looked up and said "Well, this is a heated situation" and walked away.

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In possibly the cheesiest moment of my life, I was lost on my own and wandered over to a bunch of strangers sat around a fire. I took a seat and they all just stared it me, rather dumbfounded, and I just stared directly into the campfire. After a bit of a pause I just looked up and said "Well, this is a heated situation" and walked away.
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I got dumped by a gf at reading festival on the sunday evening. This was after paying for her ticket to glastonbury, titp, v and reading festivals.

Also paying for her at the festival, she didnt spend a penny. Worse thing was I met her at v the previous year during rhcp...I should of really known.

Still fucking bitter about it.

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my mate was fucking this absolutely butters girl in his tent, first of, we got our (rather large) friend to strip off naked and run into the tent and rugby tackle him shouting "Ben's shagging a whale! Ben's shagging a whale", that didn't phase him. They continued so we started chucking marshmellow fluff into the tent, but he was a trooper. Finally me and friends then decide to gather a rather large group of people together and for us to storm his tent and drag him out completely naked and lock the girl inside. It must have been the worst sexual experience off her life.

But don't take this wrong way by us just being dickheads (even though we were) she fully deserved it, she ate all our food, slagged off everyone in the group, pissed us off the whole weekend and simply I'd rather have sex with Susan Boyle.

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my mate was fucking this absolutely butters girl in his tent, first of, we got our (rather large) friend to strip off naked and run into the tent and rugby tackle him shouting "Ben's shagging a whale! Ben's shagging a whale", that didn't phase him. They continued so we started chucking marshmellow fluff into the tent, but he was a trooper. Finally me and friends then decide to gather a rather large group of people together and for us to storm his tent and drag him out completely naked and lock the girl inside. It must have been the worst sexual experience off her life.

But don't take this wrong way by us just being dickheads (even though we were) she fully deserved it, she ate all our food, slagged off everyone in the group, pissed us off the whole weekend and simply I'd rather have sex with Susan Boyle.

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