2013 Headliners

[Purple aki squat]

Timberlake? I thought he was just a bad actor. As is Bowie.

Obviously rather see Bowie there.

Elbow could headline, easy. Plus there would be enough cash left to get Clifford for a Sunday singalong.

[FloorFiller]

Justin Timberlake is god awful. Every single time his music gets played in a club you get these guys who insist on finding the nearest girl and grinding them. Yep. He's one of those musicians: The one that tells those idiot pervs that it's OK to find a girl in a club that you don't know and go up behind them and dry rape them. Like that "Grab somebody sexy" song or whatever it's called. Dry rape music for clubs. Hideous stuff.

[thesecretingredientiscrime]

Elbow could headline, easy.

[MEGABOWL]

"not music" how old are you? I didn't think people still talked like that really, it's 2013.

[Gnomicide]

Club

[Jelfridge]

http://www.nme.com/news/arctic-monkeys/68189

Rumours are dropping out ?!

[MEGABOWL]

Timberlake? I thought he was just a bad actor. As is Bowie.

Obviously rather see Bowie there.

Elbow could headline, easy. Plus there would be enough cash left to get Clifford for a Sunday singalong.

[FloorFiller]

http://www.nme.com/news/arctic-monkeys/68189

Rumours are dropping out ?!

Edited January 15, 2013 by FloorFiller

[MEGABOWL]

we've already debunked this - she says Arctic MUMMIES, aka the mothers of the band, not Monkeys. poor NME journalism, as usual

as for Elbow, yeah they probably will in a few years, and what a drab year that shall be

[FloorFiller]

This seems especially shit, even by the NME's exulted standards in the field of shit journalism

[Purple aki squat]

we've already debunked this - she says Arctic MUMMIES, aka the mothers of the band, not Monkeys. poor NME journalism, as usual

as for Elbow, yeah they probably will in a few years, and what a drab year that shall be[

Hang on, aren't you the Timberlake fan?

Elbow nailed it last time, probably the best band on the Pyramid all weekend.

Was Jessie J good?

[mattgimmeshelter]

Fair enough, but I'm not having that disliking them is a product of music snobbery. I dislike them because I think they are shit, and possibly satanic. Satanic shit if you will.

[mattgimmeshelter]

exactly. i thought we'd got past all of this 'pop music is bad, rap music is bad' nonsense. i understand why people hate on One Direction, but JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!? JT? J-TIZZLE!? not on my watch

[mattgimmeshelter]

Do you think that the stones dropping out might force them to try harder for bowie?

Or is bowies no, more solid than micks?

[FloorFiller]

it may displease you to hear that i wasn't there and so did not get to witness Jessie J in all her majesty (i in fact hate Jessie J and hope she never returns. i just enjoy the fact that she can fit a fist in her mouth and did it on television)

Elbow are just so horribly bland, and i am fucking sick of that One Day Like This song. them being on the bill doesn't bother me, but headlining?! no no no

[Guest]

Elbow were a wet fart of a headliner at Latitude, I'm not saying they're bad, they're just weak sauce at the top of your bill, especially Glastonbury.

[MEGABOWL]

Oh please don't drag illuminati bullshit into this I have enough of it from the "swaggots" at my school.

[mattgimmeshelter]

Eh?

[MEGABOWL]

Elbow were a wet fart of a headliner at Latitude, I'm not saying they're bad, they're just weak sauce at the top of your bill, especially Glastonbury.

[MEGABOWL]

calling them "satanic" aha! :')

Edited January 15, 2013 by MEGABOWL

[Wooderson]

One Direction? On a Glastonbury forum? Am I reading this correctly?

Lads the trolling is getting creative, I'll give you that.

[LondonTom]

Justin Timberlake?! REALLY?! REALLLYYYYYYYY?! "live"??? Someone said it would be something new and innovative from a greatest hits set?! What do you think his going come and do?! Some sort of really progressive alternative world music ?!

[dan05delaney]

One Direction? On a Glastonbury forum? Am I reading this correctly?

Lads the trolling is getting creative, I'll give you that.

[FloorFiller]

One Direction and Justin Timberlake being mentioned... I hope to god people are doing crystal meth before coming on here

[Novoselic]

When I was young, PC meant Police Constable.

The headliners may just be the most obvious:

Arctic Monkeys, Radiohead, Fleetwood Mac.