Pulling at Glasto

[King Kong]

[4AssedMonkey]

I love the dark twist this has taken! That cat sums it up perfectly, picture, thousand words, etc.

[LittlemissC]

Oh no, no more linkies! oh go on then...

[Spindles]

Hang on...how the hell did I get dragged into this?

runs like f**k

[grumpyhack]

ooooh SPINDLES........ I'm waiting......

9'o'clock, Stone Circle, Thursday night?

[Partyofspecialthingstodo]

Trying to not click on link.

Before I do, is it tub girl? Because I can't really do shit. Anusi, fine, but shit is a no

[Spindles]

Thanks for mentioning tubgirl. Just the thought I really needed for bedtime.

[Partyofspecialthingstodo]

Is tub girl an actual photo or is it photo shopped? Because if it's a genuine photo then, to get the shit from arse to mouth shows a real grasp of physics, which should be applauded.

Though the shit is very runny..

[Liam13th]

Has anyone ever dropped anchor in pooh bay post Friday night?

[Liam13th]

As anyone ever seen that picture of a lady of a certain age masturbating with a slice of pizza in public view at Glastonbury. wrong on so many levels.

Anyhow as anyone got any romantic tales as this thread has gone so downhill

[boskobalaban]

3 different Sundays 3 different ladies, I like the smells. and a Thursday night stone circle fumble.

Got a girl now though, gutted.

[Liam13th]

Wet Wipes only get so far, and I don't trust women to have properly purged funkyness down there.

[alframsey]

On the theme of shock sites, guys and girls, do NOT click on this unless you wana be scarred for life.. (I know some of you will regardless)

I was pranked on to it the other day, no doubt, theee most disturbing thing i have EVER seen... ! My link

[starknaked]

I haven't seen that picture... but i have seen a video of a couple shagging at the blur Hyde park gig back in 2009.

[Bobs]

Why else do you think i bring pegs? ahahaha

[JC-Mo'Fucka]

i am really not sure why i attempted search this. i know i would only hate myself for doing it. unlucky. thank goodness.

[Scotdy]

Glastonbury festival is better than sex who needs sex when we have the amazing Glastonbury festival, just so everyone knows im up for meeting that special someone just to share the happiness of actually being at Glastonbury again

[jimmyk83]

Any cricket fans will never hear the phrase 'and he's been stumped' in the same way again after clicking that link

[allovicky]

Any cricket fans will never hear the phrase 'and he's been stumped' in the same way again after clicking that link

[Ed the Belly]

I remember pulling my foot out of a huge pile of shit someone left outside my tent- different type but still worth a mention.

As for women..... Pah! I couldn't pull a muscle :-/

[so_wot]

My gf and I have sex on the first night only. After that she'll pull me off. I've fingered her a few times while watching a band.

But the best/worst was at my first Glastonbury - I woke up after a drunken night where my best mate and I snuggled for warmth to find he had cum all up my back! Not the best way for him to come out to me. I was angry at first, then laughed and he burst into tears!!!

I felt sorry for him and gave him a hug. One thing led to another and ...

{gf made me delete the final sentence...}

She has authorised me to say that we have done it in our wellies - not sure it added much but you have to do it at least nice (or even two or three times!)

Edited June 2, 2011 by so_wot

[rexclark]

My gf and I have sex on the first night only. After that she'll pull me off. I've fingered her a few times while watching a band.

But the best/worst was at my first Glastonbury - I woke up after a drunken night where my best mate and I snuggled for warmth to find he had cum all up my back! Not the best way for him to come out to me. I was angry at first, then laughed and he burst into tears!!!

I felt sorry for him and gave him a hug. One thing led to another and ...

{gf made me delete the final sentence...}

She has authorised me to say that we have done it in our wellies - not sure it added much but you have to do it at least nice (or even two or three times!)

[krisskross]

My gf and I have sex on the first night only. After that she'll pull me off. I've fingered her a few times while watching a band.

But the best/worst was at my first Glastonbury - I woke up after a drunken night where my best mate and I snuggled for warmth to find he had cum all up my back! Not the best way for him to come out to me. I was angry at first, then laughed and he burst into tears!!!

I felt sorry for him and gave him a hug. One thing led to another and ...

{gf made me delete the final sentence...}

She has authorised me to say that we have done it in our wellies - not sure it added much but you have to do it at least nice (or even two or three times!)