The Royal Wedding

[Uncle Liam]

As we're all in this together, any hints we can pass on to Mrs. Windsor on how to save money?

[eFestivals]

As we're all in this together, any hints we can pass on to Mrs. Windsor on how to save money?

perhaps hang both of those leeches, and save the full cost, and the future cost to the country?

[eFestivals]

PS - I wonder if as future queen, she'll pass the required virginity test?

[eFestivals]

I wonder if the BBC will publish the comments I've made on their website story...?

[modey]

Does this mean we get an extra days holiday next year?

[Kizzie]

perhaps hang both of those leeches, and save the full cost, and the future cost to the country?

[rachbon]

PS - I wonder if as future queen, she'll pass the required virginity test?

[eFestivals]

I wonder if I've still got that "f**k the wedding" t-shirt I used to have....?

[eFestivals]

how can you possibly do a virginity rest?

it's all about the hymen, innit?

Diana supposedly passed it OK, but I doubt there's anyone who believes that it's true.

[rachbon]

it's all about the hymen, innit?

Diana supposedly passed it OK, but I doubt there's anyone who believes that it's true.

[Steve P]

perhaps hang both of those leeches, and save the full cost, and the future cost to the country?

[jump]

how can you possibly do a virginity rest?

[5co77ie]

how can you possibly do a virginity rest?

[Kowalski]

As we're all in this together, any hints we can pass on to Mrs. Windsor on how to save money?

[rachbon]

Ask them to draw a rabbit?

[greenfairy43]

Ask them to draw a rabbit?

[Ed209]

I wonder if the BBC will publish the comments I've made on their website story...?

[ampersand]

where's all my plus 1's gone to??!!!

[The Nal]

Cant express my excitement at this announcement. Its really great. I cant wait to see them married. Hopefully they’ll spend tens of millions on the wedding, they’ve both earned it after all, through all their hard work.

it's all about the hymen, innit?

Diana supposedly passed it OK, but I doubt there's anyone who believes that it's true.

[the_hedge]

That because before Charles she only took it in the swiss.

[eFestivals]

aye, but there's other ways you can break that even if you are a virgin. i don't think there's any way to tell if someone is a virgin or not. do they seriously attempt to test them?!

As I say, they tested Diana and the result of the test was announced publicly - it's in (or at least was) the legal rules for a royal wedding.

I have a feeling that they might have got rid of that rule tho - I know there's been some tinkering of those laws in the last decade or so, and that might have been something which was removed.

[eFestivals]

If it gets us an extra day off next year then I'm all for their wedding.

if someone wants to pay me to have a day off then I might have a view closer to yours.

Not only do I not get paid, I have to pay others to do f**k all. But we're all in this together, so it's all OK.

[The Nal]

The swiss?

[eFestivals]

Let me guess, it was something along the lines of:

Hang the f**king bastard theiving scum bags, scrounging bastards. All royals are scum. William's brother is a ginger thief. (i.e. he is a ginger and a theif). If someone was to get cancer I couldn't think of a better couple of people if could happen to. Everyone earning over 30 grand a year is a f**king scum bag. Hang them all. Kill Thatcher. I'm much more intellegent than any of you so you can all go f**k yourselves.

Nope, nothing like that at all. I guess I've got the brain to do a much better rant than you can manage.

[ampersand]

Swiss roll = Hole