Glasto 09 Honesty Thread

[LostRiot]

Lots of people ranting about things that annoyed them at glasto this year,

But everyone does stuff that other people hate, so I thought we could just get it all out in the open.

So, I'll go first, (only small excuses)

My name is LostRiot and at Glastonbury 2009...

• I pissed in a bush at the side of the stone circe (I was really desperate and I think if I'd run to the toilets it would have probably ended up on the ground anyway)

• I cordoned off our camp to try to stop people setting up a tent in the middle, but it was a bit antisocial.

• I dropped a can of beer in the crowd at the other stage and a cup at neil young.

Ok, who's next (I feel much better btw)

Edited June 30, 2009 by LostRiot

[krisskross]

i dropped some food and didnt pick it up and throw it away.

also left a few paper tea cups around

err...think thats about it

edit: plus leaving random things around CT without really thinking

Edited June 30, 2009 by krisskross

[Singularity]

I got chucked while crowdsurfing by a load of dickheads who hate crowdsurfing, because people chuck them around (circle of retardedness?) and accidently kicked a girl quite badly in the head.

[glwm1992]

well, i went for a piss in some hedges a couple of times,

i must have left countless cans on the floors of crowds etc,

we also had a massive gazebo, sorry to say lol!

however, karma got us back and someone did a crap at our camp site twice! and once i one of our pots!

[gemstarrr]

i left a couple of newspapers on the floor at stages after sitting on them...

[bazakin12]

I crapped in someone's camp site twice and stole one of their pots

[StevieF]

I shot a man, just to watch him die.

[Phil-itfc]

I pissed in a bush at the stone circle,

I swapped 2 pills for 2 cans of beer and a joint at the stone circle

I pissed into a cup (and poured it in a gap of tents) saturday afternoon while at my tent because I was to lazy to go to the toilet on 3 occasions.

[stonedhenge]

smacked some girl in the face knocking her drink all over the place whilst pointing directions, felt sooooo bad about that, sorry again if you read this.(was in kidney mead)

[benissright]

Im aged 21 and am a reading festival regular. For that i apoligise. Because it seems like many of the glastonbury people hate reading festival folk because apparently we are violent and nether beings. I can only hope that this festival isnt the first in a long line of glastonburys where the "nether" beings begin to populate glastonbury more and more creating more and more mayhem.

Seriously though. I slipped and fell into my mates tent, snapping one of the poles in the process. I wasnt even drunk! (i couldnt afford beer) and instead kept quiet and let them blame it on "those twats".

I also pissed on our campfire. It wasnt on at the time.

Oh and i shat in a portaloo and despite my best efforts (that nearly made me sick) the shit wouldnt flush.

[llcoolphil]

I shot a man, just to watch him die.

[Kyelo]

I slept with my x who bust me in half at last years festival

Spent £360! Now going to cry.

Pissed in a bush twice.

Got very angry at my dad at one point.

Actually watched Lady Gaga!

Gave birth to something incredibly unhealthy looking in a toilet!

Never bothered to find efestivals campsite!

[Vacant0]

I pissed in a few bushes - did it far less than in previous years though.

Dropped a lot of litter as well, mostly in the crowds - I was litterpicking every morning though, so I feel vindicated there

[pie_and_a_pint]

I can proudly say that I dropped no litter. That's what the bins are for.

I did elbow a bloke in the ribs and call him a 'c**t' though... I asked his missus very nicely not to smoke right in my face (inside a tent, where she shouldn't have been smoking anyway) and when she turned round and told him he thought it would be funny to grind up against me. Wrong. Not funny at all, and if you're reading this, you picked the wrong bird: I WOULD have kicked you in the nuts if you'd not disappeared so sharpish...

Edited June 30, 2009 by pie_and_a_pint

[Jutt69]

I was a bit rude to a girl selling vodka jelly. She told me off and I felt suitably stupid.

To all those admitting to pissing in hedges, you are c**ts who are seriously jeopardising the future of the festival. Even if you only did it once or twice you are still a c**t.

I do piss in bottles when back at my tent 'cos I, like a lot of people, am a lazy chap. But they always get emptied into the toilets the next day.

[iamstreety]

I pissed in several bottles during bands and also at 5am when I was desperate and it was raining.

I pinched a seagulls arse and was promptly chased by them.

I repeatedly farted on people stood to close to me whilst wearing a tutu.

[mini-macc]

i blocked up a toilet in taunton service station on the way home

[Scouse Andy]

I kissed a girl, and I liked it

[Homer]

I kissed a girl, and I liked it

[Scouse Andy]

Well, I just hope your boyfriend don't mind it.

[Spindles]

i blocked up a toilet in taunton service station on the way home

[4AssedMonkey]

I was as good as gold all weekend and the druid god of fate rewarded me with 3 days of the raging shits.

A guy I shared a tent with had a shit in a bin liner and then put it in one of the bins. Not out of choice I hasten to add - got caught short back at our tent.

[Messy]

Someone was cooking pasta outside their tent on Thursday, I was stumbling back to Camp T, and knocked it over. A few seconds later I heard someone go "Oooooohhh noooo", but just kept on walking.

Sorry.

Oh, and I dropped a couple of cups on the ground during Pyramid/Other sets.

[Derby_Dave]

I am most ashamed but I did not clout every tit wearing their shorts/jeans over their arse.

[Rufus Gwertigan]

I followed some teenage lad to his tent whilst rubbing my hands and sniggering.