Festival quotes..

[Funkfarley]

Guy "OMG! They are sooo beautiful!"

Girl "What the hell you talking about!?"

Guy "The rainbows, they are beautiful!"

Girl "Shut the F*ck up and get packing will ya!"

Guy "Look, look at the rainbows!"

Girl "Put your shoes in the bag, put your clothes in the bag, PUT THE F*CKING RAINBOWS IN THE BAG! JUST HURRY UP!"

Ha ha ha...I nearly died....this was in the tent next to us early one monday morning.

[jackarmy]

A bloke named Dan (yes I know) at our campsite on the Saturday last year after Springsteen, dressed in a full batman outfit was sat very calmly, adding fuel to our campfire when he asked some passers by " Excuse me have you got any spare shoes? "

Passers by: " Spare shoes, no I don't think so... why have you lost your wellies? "

Dan Batman: " No you don't understand I need shoes "

Passers by " What do you need them for? "

Dan Batman: " I need some soles, soles I must have "

Passers by " What's wrong with yours? "

Dan Batman " I need your shoes, I want to put them onto my fire and burn your souls "

Cue raptorous laughter from those who heard what he said, and the spooked out helpless campers wondering what had just happened.

I suppose you may have had to have been there!

[lievepaula]

A bloke named Dan (yes I know) at our campsite on the Saturday last year after Springsteen, dressed in a full batman outfit was sat very calmly, adding fuel to our campfire when he asked some passers by " Excuse me have you got any spare shoes? "

Passers by: " Spare shoes, no I don't think so... why have you lost your wellies? "

Dan Batman: " No you don't understand I need shoes "

Passers by " What do you need them for? "

Dan Batman: " I need some soles, soles I must have "

Passers by " What's wrong with yours? "

Dan Batman " I need your shoes, I want to put them onto my fire and burn your souls "

Cue raptorous laughter from those who heard what he said, and the spooked out helpless campers wondering what had just happened.

I suppose you may have had to have been there!

[Mr Cake]

Loving all these quotes its one my favorite things about Glastonbury.

I have had to go back to my friend to get this one as I wanted to get it exactly right as he wrote it down to remember. Walking along the old railway track we overhear a young guy say to his friend

"so did Michael Eavis actually kill the kid himself?"

[RichieSpenno]

Leeds last year some girl walked up to us and said "Would you like a pear?" We laughed, then took her up on her offer. Unfortunately, she gave us actual fruit.

[swede]

There was 6 of us sat at the pyramid stage last year having a chill-out. We thought we were all in awe at the size of the stage and field when my mate Gareth turned to us and uttered the immortal line.....

"Its not that impressive really, is it"

Cue fits of laughter while trying to get our breaths back.

[llcoolphil]

Guy "OMG! They are sooo beautiful!"

Girl "What the hell you talking about!?"

Guy "The rainbows, they are beautiful!"

Girl "Shut the F*ck up and get packing will ya!"

Guy "Look, look at the rainbows!"

Girl "Put your shoes in the bag, put your clothes in the bag, PUT THE F*CKING RAINBOWS IN THE BAG! JUST HURRY UP!"

Ha ha ha...I nearly died....this was in the tent next to us early one monday morning.

[indisguise]

Stood having a piss in the high drops, a bloke walks into the opposite stall and starts pissing also then says through the wall "whatever you do, don't cross the streams."

[radiohea_d]

Guy "OMG! They are sooo beautiful!"

Girl "What the hell you talking about!?"

Guy "The rainbows, they are beautiful!"

Girl "Shut the F*ck up and get packing will ya!"

Guy "Look, look at the rainbows!"

Girl "Put your shoes in the bag, put your clothes in the bag, PUT THE F*CKING RAINBOWS IN THE BAG! JUST HURRY UP!"

Ha ha ha...I nearly died....this was in the tent next to us early one monday morning.

[deardo]

I'm sat here chuckling like a little f**king girl at that

[Red_Eye_Jedi]

Not so much quote but I must of f**ked alot of people off at rage.. Any person I saw i'd find somthing about them, go right up to them...

"GINGER FRIEND!"

"BANANA FRIEND!"

"SCOTISH FRIEND!"

"DRUNK FRIEND!"

"PILL'D FRIEND!"

"SECURITY FRIEND!"

"POLICE FRIEND!"

So it went on all f**king day.. Christ, I shouldn't drink vodka..

[ukslim]

Not so much quote but I must of f**ked alot of people off at rage.. Any person I saw i'd find somthing about them, go right up to them...

"GINGER FRIEND!"

"BANANA FRIEND!"

"SCOTISH FRIEND!"

[swede]

Not so much quote but I must of f**ked alot of people off at rage.. Any person I saw i'd find somthing about them, go right up to them...

"GINGER FRIEND!"

"BANANA FRIEND!"

"SCOTISH FRIEND!"

"DRUNK FRIEND!"

"PILL'D FRIEND!"

"SECURITY FRIEND!"

"POLICE FRIEND!"

So it went on all f**king day.. Christ, I shouldn't drink vodka..

[Red_Eye_Jedi]

Uh-oh, nutter on the loose. Avoid eye contact. Avoid eye contact.

[sisterofmercy]

My friend got very stoned last year and started wandering around our group of tents offering passers by his bourbon biscuits.

Obviously the passers by sheepishly refused so he started shouting 'WHY YOU NO LIKE MY BOURBONS.' Had us in stitches.

Another is when it tipped down on the Sunday evening and my friends were getting back to the tents, quite clearly pissed. I just remember them standing in the pouring rain for ages and saying 'Is it dry?' in a kind of witchy accent. You probably had to be there but it was brilliant.

[tomfestival_11]

in 2008 me and mate was walking down the main strip

we saw a man in a silver superhero outfit he looked sooo drunk.

he approached us and it was as if he sobered up completley and said " hiya lads enjoying the festival... we said yeh are you!

he suddenly turned completly drunk again and said "have you seen a pair of tttiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss"!!!!!!!! ripping his shirt open revealing two chicken legs stuck to his nipples with celetape...

brilliant only at glastonbury, this becomes socialy exeptable..

[Bernsville]

Random bloke stumbles into tent a few tents away from me.

Girl(screaming) : get the f**k out of my tent!

Bloke(giggling) : let's not turn this rape into a murder love!

Bloke leaves tent, and I am puking with laughter.

[Red_Eye_Jedi]

Random bloke stumbles into tent a few tents away from me.

Girl(screaming) : get the f**k out of my tent!

Bloke(giggling) : let's not turn this rape into a murder love!

Bloke leaves tent, and I am puking with laughter.

[corkfeen]

A conversation with friend of mine ,no names mentioned

" Oh shit I'm in trouble now "

"Why what's wrong ?"

" Everyone is turning into pixies"

[karlpowell]

I know I read this last year , but i have just gone through it again and have been crying in laughter

[llcoolphil]

Random bloke stumbles into tent a few tents away from me.

Girl(screaming) : get the f**k out of my tent!

Bloke(giggling) : let's not turn this rape into a murder love!

Bloke leaves tent, and I am puking with laughter.

[Funkfarley]

Deja vu

The same thing was posted a couple of pages back

Edited June 8, 2010 by Funkfarley

[Block]

Saw a group of lads with a megaphone hiding (badly) behind a bush next to a burger van all singing into the megaphone "3 pound for chips, you're having a laugh, 3 pound for chips, you're having a laugh, 3 pound for chips, you're having a laugh,3 pound for chips, you're having a laugh"

Me and the OH loved it!

Edit: But the funniest thing I've seen was on the Sunday of 2008. At the bottom of Pennards there were loads of bin bags around the bins and a lorry turned up to clear it up. A couple of guys were chucking the bags into the baclk of the lorry when a drunk guy started giving them a hand. He was grabbing bags and throwing them in the general direction of the lorry shouting to passers by "Come on you lot if we all help, we'll have this done in no time!" I liked his spirit, but I saw him throw about 10 bags and not one went in the lorry! The bin men all looked a bit scared of him so just smiled and carried on.

Edited June 8, 2010 by Block

[chad7]

I once caught the end of two posh people talking in front of me "...and it turned out it was a bloody squirrel."

ive always wandered what i missed out on before that

[Phil-itfc]

at Rage against the machine last weekend, just as they were comming on loads of people cheering clapping etc, the most manly grizzly masculine voice I have ever heard yelled 'Florence and the machine'