Eurovision

[Brownie30]

Don't do it to yourself. This is worse than the Brits. 

[OneLittleFish]

I'd love to see Johnny Vegas do the commentary. 

[Heather90]

Croatia was actually genius. 

Also honourable mentions to the guy pretending to play a sax, a man dancing in a gorilla suit and a man stood on a ladder wearing a horse mask

Thatchers vintage may be enhancing the eurovision experience for me

Edited May 13, 2017 by Heather90

[Heather90]

3 minutes ago, OneLittleFish said:

I'd love to see Johnny Vegas do the commentary. 

With brian blessed

[SteveTLizard]

8 minutes ago, OneLittleFish said:

I'd love to see Johnny Vegas do the commentary. 

hat would be fucking immense.

[Brownie30]

My winner so far is that horse on the stepladder.

[SteveTLizard]

anyone got a link to the British entry, this has completely passed me by

[Flysheet]

It's on now

 

X factor guff

[pie_and_a_pint]

I liked Croatia. I am quite drunk though.

[GlastoEls]

To be fair... when it gets wacky, like Croatia or the horse guy, or the gorilla, this is fun.

[mandolin]

There's yodelling rap going on right now!

[balti-pie]

The fella who sang for Croatia, and I know this is going to sound very strange, was voted 'homophobe of the year' in his home country. He's one of your mad religious types. Quite what he's doing in this competition is a hell of a question 

[Heather90]

What else would you want for a saturday night. Rap yodelling and cider

[Heather90]

4 minutes ago, balti-pie said:

Quite what he's doing in this competition is a hell of a question 

Im still confused as to how Russia even enter, yet alone take seriously this competition for the same reasons

[Cian T]

YODELEHEEE YODELEHEHOOOO

[GMF]

Alcohol and nothing better to do on a Saturday, Croatia Belarus and Azerbaijan (horse head guy) have been okay. 

[GlastoEls]

Hey Ukraine!  2001 called.  They want their riffs back!

[OneLittleFish]

4 minutes ago, GlastoEls said:

Hey Ukraine!  2001 called.  They want their riffs back!

Stinkin' Park.

[Brownie30]

Okay so I'm three beers down and it's slightly more enjoyable - I think this is the correct survival mechanism whilst it's on. Still horse head step ladder for me. 

[GMF]

Let's drop our Woganist ironic disdain, we are at song 23, name your top 3

Croatia

Azerbeijan

Belarus or Belgium

 

Edited May 13, 2017 by GMF

[SteveTLizard]

I think this might be the worst thing I've seen on television, and I've seen "The Valleys"

 

[mandolin]

I honestly haven't been paying enough attention to know which is from which country.  But I'm very glad that the ones who "can't go on" have, finally, decided that they meant it!

[OneLittleFish]

Can we please, please, please have Sleaford Mods represent us next year? With proper go-go dancers and fireworks and morons with abs bodypopping and other things in the background?

[Stokesy10]

I liked yodelling lady....

[GlastoEls]

Just now, OneLittleFish said:

Can we please, please, please have Sleaford Mods represent us next year? With proper go-go dancers and fireworks and morons with abs bodypopping and other things in the background?

NOW you're talking.

"Eurovision.. you jolly FUCKERS".