CaledonianGonzo Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 So I’ve decided to plump for this number due to it being on special offer, but now I’m worried that it won’t have the durability and luxury feel required for such a momentous occasion. https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000MHK894/ref=sr_ph?ie=UTF8&qid=1463139560&sr=1&keywords=smiffy%27s+beard This one looks like a more substantial and durable product: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Moustache-Costumes-Outfits-Accessories-Accessory/dp/B005OJPKQ6/ref=sr_1_43?ie=UTF8&qid=1463139635&sr=8-43&keywords=fake+beard WITH LIPS! There are a number of options available from Amazon and from prosthetics specialists, but I was wondering where everyone else is getting their fake beards from. What beard will you be rocking when the Frank Beard comes a knocking to do some rocking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
___S_o_m_a__ Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 WITH LIPS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddiepaul Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 What about home made - with cuttings from the barbers floor?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 I've been growing mine since the ZZ Top thread started so I'm fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted May 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 The ideal situation would be to grow my own, but I fear I might have left it a bit late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickball Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 Grow one. We're still 6 weeks out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
___S_o_m_a__ Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 Just now, CaledonianGonzo said: The ideal situation would be to grow my own, but I fear I might have left it a bit late. Time to get the lips at least though no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyginger Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 Now why I have not thought of taking a fake beard?! Bad Lucy! This is going to need a bit of research! (blatantly hijacking your idea) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peroni Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 I have been suggesting this with my crew for a while....still trying to decide!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big__phil Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 My god, this is terrifying: Looks a bit like Ming The Merciless. You should definitely get that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted May 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 12 minutes ago, ___S_o_m_a__ said: Time to get the lips at least though no? Some sort of collagen injection, you think? It's an idea, but the lips are just a 'nice to have' - the beard is the heart of the matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted May 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 It'll be a dark if day in Glastonbury history if Frank Beard and the lads run out onto the Pyramid Stage and the entire audience isn't waiting for them wearing fake beards. Like a giant version of the stoning scene in Life of Brian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomicide Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 Christ! It's going to look like the Bearded Theory crowd transferred to a bigger field... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyginger Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, big__phil said: My god, this is terrifying: Looks a bit like Ming The Merciless. You should definitely get that one. That's the colour of my hair!!! Amazing!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyginger Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said: It'll be a dark if day in Glastonbury history if Frank Beard and the lads run out onto the Pyramid Stage and the entire audience isn't waiting for them wearing fake beards. Like a giant version of the stoning scene in Life of Brian. Very true!! I'm getting in on the bearding!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomicide Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 33 minutes ago, ___S_o_m_a__ said: WITH LIPS!! I need one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted May 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 The time for fretting about fake lips was three years ago. (Though the WITH LIPS! beard is pretty sweet, it must be said....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big__phil Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said: I've been looking for her for a while. She accidentally gave me the phone number of the local takeaway or i wrote it down wrong. It must be similar to hers. It's the look in her eyes which I can't get away from. Looks like she has deep regrets, and is tired of carrying such heavy secrets. Still, looks great in a beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlosj Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 41 minutes ago, Mickball said: Grow one. We're still 6 weeks out. I would, but the ginger pigment in my hair has gone white, so I'd look like Captain Birdseye. Or Uncle Albert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlosj Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 7 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said: I've been looking for her for a while. She accidentally gave me the phone number of the local takeaway or i wrote it down wrong. It must be similar to hers. Are you taking about LucyGinger again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyginger Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 9 minutes ago, carlosj said: Are you taking about LucyGinger again? I deny everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted May 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 If I do decide to upgrade beard then I'll have a spare going begging. You'll be able to collect it down the front of ZZ Top from the group wearing fake beards where one is obviously better than all the others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyginger Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 1 minute ago, CaledonianGonzo said: If I do decide to upgrade beard then I'll have a spare going begging. You'll be able to collect it down the front of ZZ Top from the group wearing fake beards where one is obviously better than all the others. Show off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted May 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 If you've got it flaunt it. Particularly when the 'it' in question is a better standard of synthetic beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr gumby Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 1 hour ago, lucyginger said: Now why I have not thought of taking a fake beard?! Bad Lucy! This is going to need a bit of research! (blatantly hijacking your idea) Found an idea for you, lucy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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