mandymember Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Me and my friend are going to take a couple of hand held flares to leeds festival this year. Anyone here got any tips or personal experience on flares at festivals? Don't bother telling me im a c**t or how you're going to point security straight to me - Im there to have fun not adhere to your comfort levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 The trick is to light them at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the wonderwhy Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Then stick 'em up your bum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mandymember Posted March 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 The trick is you're a fag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#FreeComTruise Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 I always find shoving them up your arse works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#FreeComTruise Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Fuck sake Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giantwagon Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 My tip would be to cover it in petrol and THEN shove it up your bum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow_Fellow Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 aye, put them up your arse and light them far away from where you'll burn other people, you utter c**t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavmeisterdeluxe Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 Shoving them up your bum would likely be the only way to get them in. Lighting it whilst up there is certainly a good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benj Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 What a delightful member of society our Mandy seems to be. My one and only tip for using a flare at a festival is to not be a c**t and ensure those around you are safe whilst you use it otherwise fill your boots/ arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rawaudioinput Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 I for one see no problem with it I've heard 70's fashion is meant to be making a comeback anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow_Fellow Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 4 minutes ago, rawaudioinput said: I for one see no problem with it I've heard 70's fashion is meant to be making a comeback anyway fucks sake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mandymember Posted March 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 dont see the problem with them. a hand held one would't hurt anyone as its designed to be in close proximity to you. lights the set up and from my experience people love them. you're pobably the lot that stand right at the back where you get a better view on bbc3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow_Fellow Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 you've been told where to put it, b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonTom Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 (edited) 49 minutes ago, mandymember said: dont see the problem with them. a hand held one would't hurt anyone as its designed to be in close proximity to you. lights the set up and from my experience people love them. you're pobably the lot that stand right at the back where you get a better view on bbc3. Yes a flaming torch is always going be a fantastic idea held aloft by the inebriated in a crowed area. Certainly the sort of place they was designed to be set off. #NoPyroNoParty Edited March 26, 2016 by LondonTom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mandymember Posted March 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 right in your face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giantwagon Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 1 hour ago, LondonTom said: #NoPyroNoParty #NoPyroNoIndie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneoftherest Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 If you have to prewarn by saying dont call me a c**t do you not think the thing you wanna do is rather c**ty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benj Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 11 hours ago, mandymember said: right in your face God you're cool. Can I hang out with you at Reading? Pleeeeease Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilman Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 My tip is to get a good dentist if you light it next to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foals/Disclosure Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 Is 'mandymember' the new 'thewayiam'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VCK Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 On 24 March 2016 at 11:08 PM, mandymember said: Me and my friend are going to take a couple of hand held flares to leeds festival this year. Anyone here got any tips or personal experience on flares at festivals? Don't bother telling me im a c**t or how you're going to point security straight to me - Im there to have fun not adhere to your comfort levels. No need to worry about that on here, I do it at every gig I go to. It's sort of half me being an utter LAD, half me signalling to Millwall's youth firm where I am. On a side note, who is a more genius lyricist, Liam Fray or Jake Bugg? Obviously neither are as godly as Alex Turner though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foals/Disclosure Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 15 hours ago, VCK said: No need to worry about that on here, I do it at every gig I go to. It's sort of half me being an utter LAD, half me signalling to Millwall's youth firm where I am. On a side note, who is a more genius lyricist, Liam Fray or Jake Bugg? Obviously neither are as godly as Alex Turner though. I'd say Liam Fray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#FreeComTruise Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 On 3/25/2016 at 2:21 AM, gweb said: #NoPyroNoIndie #NoVardyNoParty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Placid Casual Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Don't light them where there's a lot of crowd movement where you might lose control. Make sure you're on someone's shoulders and holding it high up in the air. If security come by, hand it to them. Don't fucking drop or throw it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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