Donkeyradish Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 4 minutes ago, dan273 said: you've never had it dirty enough until you've buried your head in my ginger beard..... Oh my! This is why I'm dubious of beards... I condition mine regularly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katir Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Donkeyradish said: Oh my! This is why I'm dubious of beards... I condition mine regularly. + 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwiboy Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 Anyone still taking on volunteers? Checked everywhere and all the places I've enquired said there's none left. Best way to get into the festival now without a ticket? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnniMB Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 10 minutes ago, Donkeyradish said: Hopefully Neil is sending the 'potential' winner an email now to say if they haven't claimed it in an hour, he is going to accept the best/dirtiest offer from the 45 hopefuls still browsing this thread! Lol. Is this a route we really want to go down on a public forum? I've just washed a really filthy pair of gardening gloves. Maybe should've held off on that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb4747 Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Kiwiboy said: Anyone still taking on volunteers? Checked everywhere and all the places I've enquired said there's none left. Best way to get into the festival now without a ticket? The most likely way of getting into the festival at this stage is by going onto the farm and hiding in a tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneCircle Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Kiwiboy said: Anyone still taking on volunteers? Checked everywhere and all the places I've enquired said there's none left. Best way to get into the festival now without a ticket? Couldn't you try to offer them £100 quid to let you in? You know like you did us to get you a ticket? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnniMB Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 Just now, cb4747 said: The most likely way of getting into the festival at this stage is by going onto the farm and hiding in a tree. I can see the 'Michael's Mad Cows' theme resurrecting from yesterday lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollyrag Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, cb4747 said: The most likely way of getting into the festival at this stage is by going onto the farm and hiding in a tree. I'm still prepared to be a cow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katir Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 Does anyone have any contacts at all that work there? Failing that we need to kidnap a band and get in pretending to be them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billum Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 Just now, AnniMB said: I can see the 'Michael's Mad Cows' theme resurrecting from yesterday lol No time to waste though on either of those - fence starting to go up!! http://glastocam.external.bbc.co.uk/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeHarrop Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 4 minutes ago, Katir said: Does anyone have any contacts at all that work there? Failing that we need to kidnap a band and get in pretending to be them? a band that has lots of members Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnniMB Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 1 minute ago, billum said: No time to waste though on either of those - fence starting to go up!! http://glastocam.external.bbc.co.uk/ They've obviously been reading this thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollyrag Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 1 minute ago, AnniMB said: They've obviously been reading this thread! Yeah. The secret one about the secret resale. Something not quite right there but not sure what it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr gumby Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, MikeHarrop said: a band that has lots of members Polyphonic Spree? You'll need some white bed sheets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franathy Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 Just seen this if it's of any interest to anyone... https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-hospitality-catering-jobs/2-x-chefs-wanted-for-glastonbury-festival-camp-bestival-and-shambala-festival-/1169819156 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie D Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 Just now, AnniMB said: They've obviously been reading this thread! Should still be ok coming in from the west Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucy92 Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 8 minutes ago, Kiwiboy said: Anyone still taking on volunteers? Checked everywhere and all the places I've enquired said there's none left. Best way to get into the festival now without a ticket? Watch it from home. Unfortunately we are all in the same boat. Dc site services have paid work there if you're that desperate. It's 5 12 hour shifts I believe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katir Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 1 minute ago, franathy said: Just seen this if it's of any interest to anyone... https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-hospitality-catering-jobs/2-x-chefs-wanted-for-glastonbury-festival-camp-bestival-and-shambala-festival-/1169819156 Might suit Mr Dirty Ginger beard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollyrag Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, Jamie D said: Should still be ok coming in from the west I'll just bimble in eating the grass. What they going to do, search every cow ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkete Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 1 minute ago, ollyrag said: I'll just bimble in eating the grass. What they going to do, search every cow ? Are you testing your friesian outfit in your profile picture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnniMB Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 1 minute ago, ollyrag said: I'll just bimble in eating the grass. What they going to do, search every cow ? Haven't you read the 'where do the cows go' QA on the website? They'll load you on a cattle truck quicker than you can say 'Shangri La' Need another plan Daisybel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie D Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, ollyrag said: I'll just bimble in eating the grass. What they going to do, search every cow ? You should be fine. Based on your profile picture I was assuming you were a cow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katir Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 (edited) Now seriously if we were to do this we could invite the press along and you never know could result in being granted entry....alternatively we could end up in a mental institution. It is a festival of performing arts remember! "Heard of mad cows stampede in hope of tickets for this years festival" Edited May 20, 2016 by Katir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollyrag Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Jamie D said: You should be fine. Based on your profile picture I was assuming you were a cow. Selfie And who says I have to stay in character all weekend .. mmm ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie D Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 Wat-er way to have a good time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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