Secret 'Arena' Band

[mattgimmeshelter]

Where has this conversation come from?

[mrtourette]

Where has this conversation come from?

I know it would be breaking the habit of a lifetime but read back a page.

[tyranicide]

Where has this conversation come from?

The Metro Station guy actually being Miley's brother

[#FreeComTruise]

The Metro Station guy actually being Miley's brother

half-brother

[Gucci Piggy]

She was already doing better than her bully. Her dad was a multi million selling country music star.

Having successful parents =/= being successful tho.

[Amy Lawn]

half-brother

And other half sister, pop-punk emos are a blend of both genders.

Having successful parents =/= being successful tho.

The class system says hi.

[Gucci Piggy]

The class system says hi.

Yeah but you can't really show up your bully by having a successful dad (unless you're an utter spoon), whereas you can by becoming successful.

[dentalplan]

What I meant was that she could already do what she wanted in entertainment by way of her parentage. Her biggest success was developing from his sperm.

[Amy Lawn]

We must find out what Mr and Mrs Williams' occupations were, it fits that something as deranged as a country singer would beget Miley Cyrus, so Hayley Williams' parents must be equally fucked up to produce her. I'm putting money on her dad working with dangerous chemicals that warped his balls, and her mum worshiped the devil.

[mrtourette]

I think something dull like a Pastor and supply teacher would be far more fitting.

[jump]

and her mum worshiped the devil.

On the topic of devil worshipping I had a conversation with someone about the Church of Satan and it's one of the few religions that makes sense to me, their sins include being stupid, pretentiousness etc, the rules include if someone annoys you in your home treat him cruelly and don't bitch about things and the only holiday you have to celebrate is your own birthday.

[Tobieski]

They also worship a fictitious demon

[dentalplan]

On the topic of devil worshipping I had a conversation with someone about the Church of Satan and it's one of the few religions that makes sense to me, their sins include being stupid, pretentiousness etc, the rules include if someone annoys you in your home treat him cruelly and don't bitch about things and the only holiday you have to celebrate is your own birthday.

You can just live by those rules without religion if you so pleased.

[mrtourette]

On the topic of devil worshipping I had a conversation with someone about the Church of Satan and it's one of the few religions that makes sense to me, their sins include being stupid, pretentiousness etc, the rules include if someone annoys you in your home treat him cruelly and don't bitch about things and the only holiday you have to celebrate is your own birthday.

Sounds a bit like Atheism.

[jump]

They also worship a fictitious demon

Actually they don't, apparently the Devil is symbolism for indulgance and self which I was disappointed by.

[Amy Lawn]

Having to celebrate you own birthday is a bit rubbish, I only do stuff for the big ones, a quiet pint suits me fine. Christmas, on the other hand, is something everybody gets really into and you can have more fun with it, the only person who gives a shit about your birthday is yourself. Also the one about if somebody is a dick in your house, you be a dick back; what if your housemate is also a Satanist, and is one day a bit of a dick, just once? Then you have to be a dick back him, and he is in turn behooved to be a dick back to you, then there's a dick circle forever until one of you dies. I don't want to be seen as saying Christianity makes sense, but I think "love thy neighbour" and "turn the other cheek" are better for us all.

[Gucci Piggy]

I spent my 18th birthday revising for my UKCAT exam. I didn't celebrate it until a month later. Sigh.

[jump]

I don't want to be seen as saying Christianity makes sense, but I think "love thy neighbour" and "turn the other cheek" are better for us all.

What about beating your slaves to near death? Although I do like the current Pope who's doesn't condemn gays and lets kids ride his pope-mobile.

Edited August 13, 2014 by jump

[Amy Lawn]

What about beating your slaves to near death?

Yeah, some of the small print is a bastard.

[dentalplan]

Having to celebrate you own birthday is a bit rubbish, I only do stuff for the big ones, a quiet pint suits me fine. Christmas, on the other hand, is something everybody gets really into and you can have more fun with it, the only person who gives a shit about your birthday is yourself. Also the one about if somebody is a dick in your house, you be a dick back; what if your housemate is also a Satanist, and is one day a bit of a dick, just once? Then you have to be a dick back him, and he is in turn behooved to be a dick back to you, then there's a dick circle forever until one of you dies. I don't want to be seen as saying Christianity makes sense, but I think "love thy neighbour" and "turn the other cheek" are better for us all.

There's probably a tiebreak scenario that the fella didn't explain to jump. But I agree Christmas over all. Birthdays kinda suck actually and depending on the person they can be a dick if you don't drop all plans or operate outside of financial or lethargic constraints to satisfy the attention they have earned by ageing.

Edited August 13, 2014 by dentalplan

[normalperson]

I came here to see if we knew the secret arena band yet but instead learnt that Hayley Williams bullied Miley Cyrus and a little bit about satanism

[dentalplan]

I came here to see if we knew the secret arena band yet but instead learnt that Hayley Williams bullied Miley Cyrus and a little bit about satanism

There are "reliable sources" saying Fall Out Boy, Kasabian and Korn. I don't think you're going to get anything worthwhile until the artist/festival drops hints themselves in the days before the festival.

Edited August 13, 2014 by dentalplan

[jump]

TBH fuck xmas, everything is closed, you're forced to spend the entire day with your family, you have to spend money on relatives you don't like to just so you can get a crappy present in return and all of which requires months of planning with shops start selling shit mid-sep. It's only fun if you're a kid.

Birthdays on the other hand is an excuse for a booze up with friends at your favourite pub and club.

[normalperson]

There are "reliable sources" saying Fall Out Boy, Kasabian and Korn. I don't think you're going to get anything worthwhile until the artist/festival drops hints themselves in the days before the festival.

yeah I don't know why I bothered to be honest. I like using this forum as news though as although you all chat a load of shit everything that is posted about reading on the internet seems to be discussed on here pretty much straight afterwards

[mrtourette]

What about beating your slaves to near death? Although I do like the current Pope who's doesn't condemn gays and lets kids ride his pope-mobile.

By pope-mobile do you mean wrinkly old cock and balls?